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'This man has been ROBBED': Reverse-Aging Entrepreneur Looked Better Before $2 Million Routine, Old Photos Prove
Long before Bryan Johnson began dropping $2 million a year on 61 daily supplements, snapping 33,537 photos of his bowels, and injecting his teenage son’s blood in the hopes of reverse aging back to 18, he was actually somewhat normal … and dare we say kin
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Real Estate Developers Already Attempting to Gentrify Scorched Lahaina in Latest Maui Fire Controversy
Though Lahaina residents may still be grappling with the aftermath of the Maui wildfires that killed at least 99 people and destroyed upwards of 14,000 homes and businesses last week, real estate developers are already seeing green, allegedly badgering fa
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Wow

'Like Watching a Wrecked Car Limp off into Traffic': Britney Spears Fans Delighted, Horrified with Bikini-Clad Stripper Pole Performance
Pop icon Britney Spears put a new spin on her favorite pastime of spinning around in circles this weekend, this time, spinning around a stripper pole in her latest bizarre Instagram clip.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

‘I’ve Been Licking Your Man’s Butthole for Weeks on End’: ‘Orange Is the New Black’ Star Admits to Eating a Married Man’s Ass in Viral Cheating Confession
What has Taryn Manning been up to since starring in Netflix’s Orange Is the New Black? Eating a married man’s booty like groceries, according to her latest social media clip.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'We Lost a Compatriot': Conspiracy Redditors Mourn Loss of 'King of the Hill' Voice Actor Behind Dale Gribble
As the world continues to mourn the death of Johnny Hardwick, the voice actor famed for bringing the chain-smoking, conspiracy-toting Dale Gribble to life on 'King of the Hill,' one group of fans has found themself particularly heartbroken over the star’
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Conspiracy Theorists Believe the Maui Wildfires Were Started By Direct Energy Weapons (DEW)
Though the Maui wildfires may have killed at least 55 people, destroyed tens of thousands of homes and businesses and forced several Hawaiians to jump into the ocean as they attempted to flee the blaze, MAGA conspiracy Twitter has one thing to say — BS.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Tampa Bay Rays' Star Wander Franco Accused of Dating 14-Year-Old
Though Tampa Bay Rays’ star Wander Franco may play in the big league, he may still have a thing for minors after the shortstop was accused of dating and grooming a 14-year-old girl on social media.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Wow

These Are the Buildings Designed by the Alleged Long Island Serial Killer
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Creepy

Montana's Governor Wants to Control Whole State, Can't Control His Own Son
Though Montana Governor Greg Gianforte may have signed a bill outlawing TikTok in the Treasure State on Wednesday, May 17 his disdain of the cursed clock app may not run in the family.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

American Fugitive Who Faked His Own Death and Fled to the UK Gives Oscar-Worthy Performance on Dateline
Alahverdian, who now goes by the name Arthur Knight, is currently being held in detention in Scotland where he awaits extradition back to the United States.
By Peter Rapine
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Libs of TikTok Failed the Green Line Test
Though Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez may not have not immediately recognized Libs of TikTok creator Chaya Raichikt during their Capitol Hill run-in, the fine people of Twitter sure did, identifying the controversial admin and her green line test-
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny