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AI Art Wins Colorado State Fair and People are Pissed
The internet is none too pleased.
Featured 2 years ago in Wow

Ezra Miller Charged With Felony Burglary
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

"Mysterious Orb" That May Contain "Valuable Information" Appears in Mexico
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 2 years ago in Creepy

Japanese Officials Assassinate Leader of Baby-Stealing Monkey Gang
By Shape_Grifter
Featured 2 years ago in Ouch

Subway Offers "Free Subs For Life" in Return For Foot Long Chest Tattoo
A lifetime supply of free sandwiches to the first person to get the ink tomorrow.
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Lab-Created "Mutant Troops" Reason Russian Advance Slowing, Russia Says
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 2 years ago in Creepy

Elon Musk's Dad Had a Secret Child With His Own Stepdaughter
Featured 2 years ago in Creepy

New Technology Can Predict Crimes a Week Before They Happen
Arrested for a crime you haven't committed yet?
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 2 years ago in Wow

NASA Baffled by Mysterious Rocket Crashing into Moon
Scientists want to know where the hell it came from.
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 2 years ago in Wow

Biden Flashes Embarrassing 'Cheat Sheet' With Simple Behavior Instructions
A facepalm with some unsettling implications.
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Elementary School Accidentally Serves Kids Floor Sealant Instead of Milk
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Tom Hanks Tells Mob of Fans to 'Back the F*** Off', After They Knock His Wife Over
Tom Hanks, aka 'America's Dad' had to give these overly obsessed, snot-nosed fans a harsh reality check at they knocked over his wife Rita Wilson after the two were out in NYC.
By Peter Rapine
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm