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$10,000 Masculinity Retreat Will Have You Crying in a Hot Tub with the Boys

Men can get emotional, too.

Featured 10 months ago in Funny

Man Shamed for Having Explosive Diarrhea at Gwyneth Paltrow’s Hamptons Home

Yet another thing to file under the “Things I Could Have Gone My Entire Life Without Hearing About” is a recent drama alleged to have taken place at the home of Queen Goop herself, Gwyneth Paltrow.

By cathybara

Featured 10 months ago in Funny

Check Out Mark Zuckerberg's Latest Attempt at Being Relatable on the Fourth of July

David Fincher’s The Social Network continues to provide us with illuminating and important context for why Mark Zuckerberg is the way he is: Underneath it all, he ultimately just wants to be accepted as one of the cool kids.

By cathybara

Featured 10 months ago in Funny

Streamer Thinks She’s Hearing Fireworks, But Is Actually Caught in the Middle of a Shootout

When you IRL stream, you’re likely to accidentally catch some unsavory events.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 10 months ago in Funny

Florida Man Arrested for Shooting Down Walmart Delivery Drone He Believed Was Monitoring Him

We all knew delivery drones were going to be a bad idea from the first time we heard about them.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 10 months ago in Funny

Florida Man Sneezes Intestines Out in the Middle of Dinner

Uh, do you mind not doing that at the table?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 11 months ago in Wow

Entitled Woman Cusses Out Teen After She Gave Her a Refund

"Don't come back, we don't need your business."

By Peter Rapine

Featured 11 months ago in Facepalm

TikToker Put a Stranger on Blast Because She Assumed He Was Cheating on His Wife

In what is only the latest example of a relatively recently emerged genre of viral video, yet another man has been put on blast by a woman on TikTok who believes he is cheating on his partner.

By cathybara

Featured 11 months ago in Facepalm

Argentinian President Spends $400k on Trip to Accept Award, Only to Learn It’s Fake

Javier Milei is an interesting fellow.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 11 months ago in Facepalm

Woman Loses Her Prosthetic Arm While Hitting Balls at Top Golf

Nobody thinks of golf as an extreme sport.

By cathybara

Featured 11 months ago in Funny

The Most Pathetic Gender Reveal We’ve Ever Seen

The past decade has seen the rise of two unfortunate things: boxing guys and gender reveals.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 11 months ago in Funny

Bird Tries to Land on a Helicopter, Does Not Go Well

What could possibly go wrong? Everything, it turns out.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 11 months ago in Funny

Indian Police Use Water Cannon on Crowd of Water Protesters

Oh, the irony here is not lost on us.

By cathybara

Featured 11 months ago in Facepalm

Groomer Turns Dog Into the BBL Poodle

Have you ever wanted to give your dog a massive ass? If so… uh, why?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 11 months ago in Funny

The Wax Abe Lincoln Statue That Melted During D.C.’s Heat Wave Looks Like He’s Getting Blown

According to the artist, the piece, which is a wax replica of the Lincoln Memorial, allows viewers to get an experience they cannot normally achieve with typical monuments.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 11 months ago in Funny

Man Is Surprisingly Chill After Seeing Friend Get Shot

Recently, a Maryland pool party turned violent after someone began firing a gun.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 11 months ago in Facepalm

Child Faints as Louisiana Gov Signs New Ten Commandments Law

You can't make this stuff up.

By cathybara

Featured 11 months ago in Funny

Woman Drops a 2-Foot-Long Chili Cheese Hot Dog on the Guy in Front of Her

Looks like someone isn’t completing the 9-9-9 challenge.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 11 months ago in Funny

Massive Explosion in Chad After Ammunition Storage Blows Up

A fire at a military ammunition depot in Chad led to a massive explosion last night, leaving nine people dead and 46 injured.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 11 months ago in Funny

Student Driver Flips Car and Fails Driver's Test in Under 30-Seconds

Can you fail a driver’s test so badly that they take away your ability to drive for life?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 11 months ago in Funny

English Soccer Fan Wakes Up in Stadium Alone at 4 a.m. After Passing Out During Match

We’ve all had a bad night or two.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 11 months ago in Funny

Police Called to Collect Floating Corpse Find Dude Just Taking a Nap

A floating corpse can really ruin a day at the beach.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 11 months ago in Funny

Famous Motown Musician Put in Straitjacket, Accused of Being Crazy After Insisting He’s a Famous Motown Musician

A member of the iconic Motown group The Four Tops is suing a Michigan hospital for racial discrimination, alleging that staff assumed he was delusional when he told them he was in the group and putting him in a straitjacket, believing him to be mentally i

By cathybara

Featured 11 months ago in Facepalm

Vancouver Sea Plane Lands Right on Top of a Speed Boat

Earlier this week, someone in Vancouver tried to land a seaplane. Unfortunately, they managed to do the one thing you’re *really not supposed to do* when landing a plane on water: hitting a boat.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 11 months ago in Funny

Woman Pops Champagne on a Horse and Gets Bucked into Next Week

Horses are famously reactive animals, which makes the fact humans chose to ride them into battle for centuries particularly confusing.

By cathybara

Featured 11 months ago in Funny

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NASCAR Crew Member Fixes Hood With a Few Punches and His Big Stomach

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delete	`https://chris.ebaumsworlddev.com/_debugbar/cache/video%3Aindex%3Amost_popular`

Params

storeName

null

key

video:index:most_popular

tags

value

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