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Woman Pooped the Bed While on First Date with Her Now-Boyfriend
Last week, the beauty creator, better known by her username @hannah_hcb, headed to TikTok to share a story she once “swore” she’d take to the grave, revealing how her decision to go to Little Caesars on a first date led to a bathroom — or should we say be
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
The Barefoot TikTokers’ Sneaker Collection Is Actually Worth $20,000, Sneaker Expert Says
As the internet debates whether lifestyle influencer Christi Fritz and her husband are genuine barefoot enthusiasts or just really elaborate trolls (they're trolls), it appears one element of their latest viral video appears to be correct — the estimated
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Indian Actress Pisses Off Internet After Faking Death to Raise Cervical Cancer Awareness
Though model Poonam Pandey may have intended to raise awareness surrounding cervical cancer, on social media, she wound up inadvertently raising awareness of the ails of faking one’s death.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'You'll Be Fine': U.S. Military Begs Catgirls to Enlist As Recruitment Hits Historic Lows
As military recruitment hits record lows, boasting the “smallest active-duty force since 1940,” per WAVY, the U.S. The Armed Forces have taken a novel new approach in increasing enlistments, — begging cat girls to bear their claws and fight our national e
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
The Most Ethical Thing a Polyamorist Can Do Is Shut Up
A couple weeks ago now, New York magazine managed to awaken a sleeping beast of once bygone online discourse — reviving the bludgeoned-to-death debate on polyamorous relationships in its new cover story, “What Does A Polycule Actually Look Like?”
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
All the Stupid Things People Are Doing With the Apple Vision Pro
Days after Apple released their new headset, the $3,499 Apple Vision Pro, it appears several tech dudes have already decided to hop on the bandwagon of transforming their entire reality into an ADHD-fueled Subway Surfers meme.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Nail Tech Requests Relationship Gossip in Exchange for Discount Manicures
Back before capitalism was quite so unchecked, bartering was fairly common. Someone has something you want, you can offer them something they want, and bypass the need to hand over cold hard cash entirely.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Barefoot People Must Be Stopped: Couple Cuts Out Bottom of Shoes to Hide Public Bare Feet
In short, the world isn’t designed for the barefoot. Our streets are covered in broken glass, our sidewalks rocky cement. Even if you’re at a park with lush greenery, you’ll probably need to drop a deuce at some point — and that means venturing into a pub
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
'This Program Sucks!': Kid Refuses to Mince Words In Mid-Recital Review
No matter how unenthused you may be about attending your child’s recital, it appears no one wants to be there less than one truth-talking kid, who interrupted a choral performance to share just how much he hated the show.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Unfortunately the Worst Songs Survived the TikTok Purge
Amidst a dispute over licensing, one of the biggest record labels in the world has pulled all of its artists’ music from TikTok, an app that not only relies heavily on music, but one that artists themselves have come to rely upon in recent years, often at
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Demi Lovato Sang Her Song “Heart Attack” to a Room of Heart Attack Survivors
Though the American Heart Association may be all about helping Americans reduce their risk of heart disease and stroke, pop star Demi Lovato decided to take these goals to extreme new heights, performing her song “Heart Attack” at one of the nonprofit’s r
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Sports Fans Bet On Punxsutawney Phil Because of Course They Did
As the world waited with bated breath to see whether Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow this morning, an occurrence that will singlehandedly determine whether we’ll have an early spring or six more weeks of winter, sports fans had more pressing concerns — w
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Family Is Way Too Chill as Their Neighbors Have a Shootout
Picture this, it's a beautiful day, your entire family is out in the yard having a BBQ, and all of a sudden you hear a barrage of gunshots coming from your neighbor's yard. Do you 1.) stand there like nothing is going on, or 2.) run like hell and find cov
By Peter Rapine
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Legging Legs: TikTok’s Latest Banned Trend Peeving Women
Years after the thigh gap took over Tumblr, it appears yet another beauty standard has emerged, ready to dictate how our bodies “should” look, according to tiny White girls on TikTok — legging legs.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Wikipedia Editors Are Fighting Over Purdy's ‘Big C–k Brock’ Nickname
As San Francisco 49ers quarterback Brock Purdy prepares to face off against the Kansas City Chiefs (and Taylor Nation) at Super Bowl LVII next month, it appears the athlete has found himself at the center of yet another showdown.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Forklift Guy Has the Absolute Worst Day at Work, Knocks over Thousands of Cans
Just because you can, that doesn’t mean you should: That’s the lesson the world’s unluckiest forklift operator recently discovered the hard way after accidentally spilling thousands of cans in a maneuver gone wrong.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
YouTuber Gets Taste of His Own Medicine after Dousing Hardware Store Shoppers with Water in ‘Prank’
Though one a-hole YouTuber may have headed to his local hardware store — hose in tow — in pursuit of likes and clicks, he got a whole lot more than he bargained for after angry shoppers gave him a taste of his own medicine.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
