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'I’ve Been Building Decks Since I was 4 Months Old': Blue-Collar Workers Can’t Stop Competing For Who Has It Worse
PureFax is a blue-collar worker, and he wants you to know that he works hard. Harder than you. Think you have it tough? Well, he’s been “on overtime since Monday,” and “on the clock for 25 damn years.”
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Twitter is Roasting Gwyneth Paltrow For Her Diet of 'Bone Broth' and 'Air'
Days after Goop overlord Gwyneth Paltrow sparked internet ire after getting a bit too candid about her diet — one evidently consisting of bone broth, air, and more bone broth — it seems a new, morbid curiosity has taken TikTok by storm: Could Paltrow sur
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

5 Genres of Music We Absolutely Despise
Music is what brings people together. It's also what tears people apart.
By zachnading
Featured 2 years ago in Wow

Beach Walkers Caught on 'Hot Mic' Shit Talking Two Kids Taking a Polar Plunge
On today’s installment of instant karma, TikToker @zer2unchi took to the platform with an important lesson about making snarky remarks, singlehandedly proving the age-old adage of talk shit get hit … with viral fame.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Home Bakers are Trying to One Up Each Other With the Worst ‘Drake Cake’ Possible
Since last summer, amateur cake decorators have flocked to the platform, uploading their attempts at making (often intentionally terrible) edible recreations of the album cover.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Women On TikTok Are Using ‘Pink Canoe’ and ‘Brown Kayak’ to Give Advice about Sex and Health
Move over “unalive,” “seggs,” and the nearly Julia Fox-canceling “mascara,” it seems TikTok algospeak has taken a turn for the horny, with several users starting a unique discourse on watersports.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Getting to the Bottom of the TikTok Engagement Baiters
Last month, TikToker, influencer and OnlyFans creator @cal_gif took to her platform of more than 371,000 followers to present a very un-modest proposal… one so un-modest even the Rosetta fucking Stone would have an aneurysm attempting to translate it.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
