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'Hollywood Is Done For': AI Movie Trailer Proves the AI Bros Have Lost Their Minds
Over the weekend Chase Curtis posted a trailer on Twitter for his ‘The Great Catsby,’ a Great Gatsby-esque film generated using AI. “Hollywood is done for – you might not believe me, but this is AI-generated,” tweeted Curtis.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘He Got the Han Solo Treatment’: Man in Latex Vacuum Sealed Cube Takes Kink to a Whole New Level
Nearly four decades after Han Solo was frozen in carbonite in The Empire Strikes Back, the smuggler has finally earned the recognition he so deserves … well, at least from BDSM Twitter.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘Succession’ Star and 'Disgusting Brother' Nicholas Braun Might Be a Disgusting Guy in Real Life Too
Nicholas Braun: Known for portraying Greg Hirsch – a.k.a. “Cousin Greg” – on HBO’s Succession, who was once dubbed NYC’s hottest 6’7” bachelor by Instagram blind item page DeuxMoi, has a mountain of predatory allegations surfacing against him.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Creepy
For Five Minutes Yesterday We Thought the Kid From 'Spy Kids' Had a Giant Dick, But His Wife Just Has Vaginismus
Though Twitter’s “Lips Are Movin” about pop star Meghan Trainor’s sex life with her husband, actor Daryl Sabara, a large portion of the conversation is nothing more than “lyin', lyin', lyin', baby.”
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Ben Askren Calls His Wife 'Mid' In Failed Tribute Post, She Then Calls Him Out
Former mixed martial artist and UFC fighter Ben Askren decided to make what he thought was a lovely post celebrating his wife Amy, “for being such a great mom to our kids.” But after using some questionable wording, he’s getting roasted by the internet, a
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
People On Twitter Are Sharing Their Most Successful Thirst Traps
If there’s one word to describe the internet as a whole, it’s definitively “horny,” a sentiment that has driven the rise of OnlyFans, reply guys, and of course, the invention of thirst traps — a.k.a. steamy, generally SFW photos designed to nab the attent
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Wow
The 'Elite Breeding Couple' Have a Long and Cringeworthy Reddit History
Simone and Malcolm Collins became the main characters of Twitter this week after they were featured in a Telegraph article titled, “Meet the ‘elite’ couples breeding to save mankind.”
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'What A Fascist Little Fuck': Baby Pictures Don’t Absolve Bad Politics, Conservative Dude Bros Realize
Stone garnered the majority of this backlash, with commenters likening him to baby Hitler and pretty much every asshole orphan in a Charles Dickens novel.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Wow
Harvard MBA and McKinsey Employee Suggests We Should Hang People in the Streets Again
If so, you’re not just weirdly into gore and painfully oblivious to the realities of American history – you also may be Twitter’s latest main character, Michelle Tandler.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
The Internet's Newest Historical Hero: Who was Semen Hitler?
It may have taken nearly 80 years, but it seems Nazi leader Adolf Hitler’s reign as history’s famous Hitler may finally be drawing to a close – enter Twitter’s latest historical darling, a Red Army soldier by the name of Semen Hitler.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Wtf
Twitter HQ Sign Becomes ‘Titter’ after Elon Takes His Only W
Now, Musk has followed through with his idea and covered up the ‘W’ outside of Twitter’s San Francisco offices. With Twitter currently only valued at around $20 billion, it is also the only ‘W’ Musk has taken since his big acquisition.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
CINEMA IS BACK: Fuck a ‘Harry Potter’ Reboot, We Want ‘Shrek 5’
After a decade and change, 'Shrek 5' is really happening.
By zachnading
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
No, the 'Domino Effect' Meme Guy Isn't Elliot Rodgers' Dad
Last week, Twitter user @RevDocBobSac sparked viral confusion after he took to the platform to share a post falsely alleging Peter has yet another pop culture connection to the popular shitpost format.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
People Feel Cheated After Learning Hibernation Doesn't Mean What They Thought It Meant
“Realizing a lot of my education is assumed knowledge. I’m concernt,” wrote one Twitter user alongside a screengrab of a viral TikTok. “I want financial compensation,” added another.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘Saved You A Click Video Games’ Is Hoarding Daisy Porn in Their Twitter Likes
Since the page’s inception in December 2020, the Saved You A Click Video Games’ (SYACVG) admins have been, almost exclusively, liking porn depicting Princess Daisy from Super Mario, in every Rule 34 scenario under the sun.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Twitter's New Public Bookmark Feature is Being Called the 'Jerk Off Ratio'
Bad news for people who like to beat their meat in peace — weeks after Twitter’s public view counter illustrated just how unpopular we all evidently are, the platform’s Musk-y overlords have unveiled their latest visible metric— publicly displaying the n
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
