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A Reporter Misspelled Aaron Judge’s Name and the 'Arson Judge' Memes Were Born

MLB star Aaron Judge just signed a 9-year, $360 million contract with the Yankees, keeping him in New York City long-term.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

The Oxford Word of the Year is 'Goblin Mode'

"Goblin Mode" is a slang term that describes someone or something with erratic or evil behavior, literally having goblin-like traits.

By RustyBuckler

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Famous Writers Comfort Author after Only Two People Came to Her Book Signing

Debut author Chelsea Banning was excited to publish her fantasy novel titled Of Crowns and Legends.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Feels

The Time West Virginia University Students Were Issued a 'Sex Noise Notice'

A West Virginia University dorm has caused such a ruckus and has gained a stirring reputation for being the 'too loud during sex' dorm.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

The Best of 'Chaotic Drunk Videos' to Cure Your Headache

The internet is a tornado of insane videos, with a constant feed of cats defying physics, and brutal street fights.

By Neill Lynskey

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Twitter Falls for Nightmare NFL Sunday ‘Man Cave’

Twitter user and football fan, Dan White gave us some internet gold over the weekend and we'd be remiss if we didn't give him his flowers.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Kanye Thinks Elon Musk Is a 'Half Chinese Hybrid'

Kanye West continued his massive hatred-fueled downfall into irrelevance with a new Instagram post theorizing that Elon Musk might in fact be half Chinese.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

The Twitter Account 'Cats With Jobs' Posts Hilarious Memes of Cats Hard at Work

Happy Caturday ya'll.

By Neill Lynskey

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Internet Reacts to Insane 'Cocaine Bear' Trailer

The wait is over as the trailer for Elizabeth Banks' horror-comedy, Cocaine Bear has finally dropped.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

People Are Horrified to Learn That Some Families Have Designated “Sick Bowls”

People are freaking out over this tweet posted by a mother named Sarah Turner, that describes the moment her kids realized their cake mixing bowl was also their “family sick bowl.”

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Chinese Bots Flood Twitter With Porn to Distract From Protests

Chinese bots are allegedly trying to hide protest footage and information on Twitter by simply spamming the site with pornographic Tweets.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Twitter Celebrates Scientists Turning Tobacco Leaves into Cocaine

Researchers have created a tobacco plant that contains a significant amount of cocaine in its leaves, and the internet is rejoicing.

By Neill Lynskey

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Tampon Maker Tampax Tweets the Best Branded Tweet of All Time

Tampax has gone viral with a single tweet they've apparently been saving for a while.

By RustyBuckler

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Internet Relieved FTX Sex Tape a Hoax

The internet is breathing a collective sigh of relief after an anonymous threat to release a sex tape featuring former FTX crypto-exchange CEO, Sam Bankman-Fried and Caroline Ellison, the CEO of Alameda Research.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Eww

People Are Outraged That This Woman Made Chili For Her New Neighbors

This woman posted a thread on Twitter, detailing her desire to make a big pot of chili for her new next-door neighbors; and then the hate came.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Elon Musk is BEGGING Trump to Return to Twitter

Twitter Chief, Elon Musk, reinstated Trump’s account last week following a poll he ran - on Twitter - asking if the President should be reinstated, and since doing so, Trump has yet to return to the platform.

By Neill Lynskey

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Vikings Tricked Into Giving Pornstar Johnny Sins ‘Solider Tribute'

Before Sunday's matchup against Dallas, the Minnesota Vikings' social media team announced that they would be honoring service members during the game.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Elon Musk Will Never Live Down the Space Karen Meme

Twitter is in shambles after Elon Musk sent an email issuing every employee an ultimatum, urging them to join his “extremely hardcore” Twitter 2.0, or quit.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Former NASA Astronaut and Pissed Off ‘Swiftie’ Scott Kelly, Calls Out Ticketmaster on Their BS

If you aren't trying to score Taylor Swift tickets, what are you doing with your life?

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Elon Publicly Fires Employee after He Corrected Him on Twitter

Elon Musk has been dominating the news lately, mostly due to his poor performance as Twitter's new CEO.

By RustyBuckler

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Insulin Maker Eli Lilly's Stock Crashed after Fake Account Offers Insulin for Free

We're already seeing the repercussions of the Elon Musk experiment going on at Twitter.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

US Air Force Denies Purposefully Drawing 'Dick and Balls' Over Russian Forces

Flying over the Mediterranean Sea, an airforce refuel plane "accidentally" drew a phallic image in the sky while waiting to fill up fellow pilots. The drawing was near Tartus, Syria where just a few miles away is a Russian military base.

By RustyBuckler

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Insufferable Influencer Says She's 'Too Pretty' to Work a Regular Job

Lucy Welcher, a young TikTok influencer with over 80 thousand followers recently posted a video to her fans saying that she will never work a regular job, claiming that she is too pretty for that.

By RustyBuckler

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm