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‘It Was a Prank!’: Ohio Attorney Suspended After Pooping in Pringles Can, Throwing It into Parking Lot of Victim Advocacy Center

Pranks sure are fun, aren’t they?

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'This B—h Is Trippin!': Woman Tries to Flee Crash After Totaling Her Car

One woman decided that she wasn’t going to let her smashed car stop her from her dreams of hitting and running a major accident, attempting to flee a crash site despite her destroyed vehicle … and a hefty police presence.

By Carly Tennes

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Santa Arrested for DUI After Driving Kids’ Train on Meth

Christmas time is almost here, and we all know what that means — it’s time for public places to be filled with people pretending to be Santa Claus.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Woman Finds Out Her Boyfriend’s ‘Apartment’ Is an Airbnb, and He’s a Cheater

The tide appears to be turning against Airbnb.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'ZOAP FLOWER DRENCHED IN ZOAP LOVE RESIN': Stoners Have Officially Gone Too Far

Someone needs to perform a wellness check on the stoners.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Tech Conference Canceled After It Was Revealed Almost All Women Scheduled to Speak Aren’t Real

Well, the organizers of a recent tech conference seem to have found an answer: just make them up.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'White Women Are Never Beating the Allegations': Why Is This Woman Tongue Kissing a Wild Wolf?

Though men are typically associated with the highly-coveted Darwin Award, one woman decided to smash that goddamn glass ceiling once and for all by tongue-kissing a wolf.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Man Says He Has Headaches, Goes to Doctor and Finds Chopsticks in His Brain

A man reporting headaches landed himself an even bigger headache when he discovered the cause: chopsticks in his brain.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

'They're Making People Think We're Nerds': 10-Year-Old Launches Petition Demanding Apple Change Nerd Emoji

This movement, propelled in part by Cottlel’s teacher, Lisa Baillie, was partially inspired by the pre-teen’s concern for fellow young people newly learning they’ll be damned glasses-dom.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Sovereign Citizen' Refuses to Comply With Border Control Checkpoint, Wastes Everyone's Time and Patience

When it comes to all the different types of people making the world a worse place, 'sovereign citizens' are without a doubt the least dangerous, but most certainly, the most annoying.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Diva Down: Memes and Reactions to George Santos’ Congressional Expulsion

Diva-mocracy dies in darkness … and now, in the once-hallowed halls of Congress.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Woman Tries to Expose Postal Worker Refusing to Serve Her at Closing Time, But He Roasts Her Instead

“You’re acting outside the box, I don’t know, but I don’t appreciate this,” the woman admonished the employee from behind the glass barrier.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Beware of Real Trees’: Woman's Christmas Tree Hatches Hundreds of Praying Mantises

Christmas trees — home to ornaments, tiny angel figurines, and for one Ohio family, a ton of praying mantises.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Oh My God!': Montreal Man's Ceiling Caves In After His Upstairs Neighbors Throw Insane Rager

One group of Montreal partygoers took the concept of “bouncing off the walls” a little too literally, sending their downstairs neighbor’s ceiling tumbling to the floor during one rager of a house party.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Co-Worker Who Thinks She’s Alone Ravages Office Chocolate Cake

One hungry office worker discovered that you are never truly alone in the breakroom, getting caught going to town on a chocolate cake meant to be shared by her colleagues.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'R2D2 Has Fallen': Delivery Robots Are Being Attacked and Robbed

It was only a matter of time before footage of delivery robots getting robbed started popping up.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Big Booty Lovers are Pissed That Ozempic is Ruining Celebrity Cake

Though Ozempic may come with a whole host of benefits, people are starting to notice one major flaw, the loss of cake.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Man Attempts to Film Vibe-y Selfie, Catches His Own Robbery Instead

Most travelers who visit Europe are aware of the risk of pickpockets, particularly in tourist-heavy areas or crowded spaces like the metro.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Southwest Passenger Arrested After Opening Emergency Exit, Crawling Onto Wing

There’s a lot of trust that goes into flying.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Arrest This Man!’: Man Stops Street Fight With the Old Finger Up the Butt Trick

How do you stop a street fight?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Drunk Man Gets Slapped into Tomorrow After His Fiancée Catches Him Flirting With Another Woman

One tipsy groom-to-be recently learned that flirting most definitely counts as cheating, landing several smacks to the face after his fiancée caught him hitting on another woman.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Thanks For the Sandwich!': 'Weird Al' Yankovic Says 80 Million Spotify Streams Only Earned Him $12

Though 'Weird Al' Yankovic may be known for his parodies, he was most certainly not goofing around when it came to his message to his Spotify listeners.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

‘Not Again!’: Driver Smashes Into Two Motorcycles in Less Than 30 Seconds

If you’re a motorcyclist in Singapore, watch out — this man is (accidentally) out to get you.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Who Would Have Thought?’: Viral Outbreak Linked to ‘$1 Burrito’ Sale

Sometimes when one gets food poisoning, it can be difficult to figure out where exactly the illness came from.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Three-Year Cruise Trip Canceled After Company Admits They Have No Boat

Earlier this year, a company called Life at Sea Cruises emerged with a bold idea: What if you simply never left the cruise?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Facepalm - articles

‘It Was a Prank!’: Ohio Attorney Suspended After Pooping in Pringles Can, Throwing It into Parking Lot of Victim Advocacy Center

'This B—h Is Trippin!': Woman Tries to Flee Crash After Totaling Her Car

Santa Arrested for DUI After Driving Kids’ Train on Meth

Woman Finds Out Her Boyfriend’s ‘Apartment’ Is an Airbnb, and He’s a Cheater

'ZOAP FLOWER DRENCHED IN ZOAP LOVE RESIN': Stoners Have Officially Gone Too Far

Tech Conference Canceled After It Was Revealed Almost All Women Scheduled to Speak Aren’t Real

'White Women Are Never Beating the Allegations': Why Is This Woman Tongue Kissing a Wild Wolf?

Man Says He Has Headaches, Goes to Doctor and Finds Chopsticks in His Brain

'They're Making People Think We're Nerds': 10-Year-Old Launches Petition Demanding Apple Change Nerd Emoji

'Sovereign Citizen' Refuses to Comply With Border Control Checkpoint, Wastes Everyone's Time and Patience

Diva Down: Memes and Reactions to George Santos’ Congressional Expulsion

Woman Tries to Expose Postal Worker Refusing to Serve Her at Closing Time, But He Roasts Her Instead

‘Beware of Real Trees’: Woman's Christmas Tree Hatches Hundreds of Praying Mantises

'Oh My God!': Montreal Man's Ceiling Caves In After His Upstairs Neighbors Throw Insane Rager

Co-Worker Who Thinks She’s Alone Ravages Office Chocolate Cake

'R2D2 Has Fallen': Delivery Robots Are Being Attacked and Robbed

Big Booty Lovers are Pissed That Ozempic is Ruining Celebrity Cake

Man Attempts to Film Vibe-y Selfie, Catches His Own Robbery Instead

Southwest Passenger Arrested After Opening Emergency Exit, Crawling Onto Wing

‘Arrest This Man!’: Man Stops Street Fight With the Old Finger Up the Butt Trick

Drunk Man Gets Slapped into Tomorrow After His Fiancée Catches Him Flirting With Another Woman

'Thanks For the Sandwich!': 'Weird Al' Yankovic Says 80 Million Spotify Streams Only Earned Him $12

‘Not Again!’: Driver Smashes Into Two Motorcycles in Less Than 30 Seconds

‘Who Would Have Thought?’: Viral Outbreak Linked to ‘$1 Burrito’ Sale

Three-Year Cruise Trip Canceled After Company Admits They Have No Boat

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