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Wife Protests Brothel After Husband Spends $6k on Seven-Hour Sex Party
Hearing that direct action is the best way to achieve results, an Australian woman has threatened to protest a Gold Coast brothel after her husband spent $6,000 there on a seven-hour bender.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Drag Queens Fall On Top of Audience After Their Harness Fails
Two drag queens from the Philippines recently proved that sometimes, the aerial stunts are best left to P!nk and the cast of Cirque du Soleil, plummeting to the floor during a recent harness snafu.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'And You Still Ate There?': Woman Thinks She Was Catfished and Then Stood Up By a Restaurant
Over the weekend, dating influencer Taylor — a.k.a @paretay — headed to TikTok with her tale of solo-dining woe, recounting how she was the victim of a “food digger” in an incident she dubbed “the most humiliating experience ever.”
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Nude Man Apprehended After Running Through Disneyland’s 'It's A Small World' Ride
One wiley patron at Disneyland in Anaheim, California briefly turned Walt Disney into Walt Dis-Nuts, running nude throughout the iconic SoCal park in an undressed reign of terror.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘I Wouldn’t Wish This On My Worst Enemy’: No One Is Salivating At Tim Kaine’s Nighrmarish Creamed Onions
“A Kaine specialty—creamed onions!” the Democratic lawmaker captioned a snap of what appeared to be a bunch of translucent pearl onions floating in a two-toned soup of milk.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Wedding Dessert Shortage Leads to Brawl
Planning a wedding is no joke.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Virtual Girlfriend Users Freak Out After CEO Is Arrested, App Is Bricked
Don’t you hate it when you pay for an A.I.-generated girlfriend based on your favorite influencer only for the service to stop working after the CEO is arrested for trying to set his own apartment on fire?
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Massachusetts Youth Hockey Refs Hide in Barricaded Locker Room Awaiting Police While Parent Mob Bangs on the Door
For most people, going to a children’s sports game involves choking down a boiled hot dog as you watch kids try and fail to score points, usually tripping over themselves and each other in the process.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
