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Congresswoman Lauren Boebert Kicked Out of Beetlejuice Musical For Vaping and Singing
Rumor has it the usher had to say Boebert’s name three times to get her to leave.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘We Need Pain In the Economy’: Millionaire Property Developer Says Companies Need to ‘Remind People That They Work For Them’ – Not the Other Way Around
Property developer and notable millennial avocado toast hater, Tim Gurner, told an interviewer during the Australian Financial Review Summit that there needs to be “pain in the economy.”
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
'Anyways, This Jumper': Woman's GRWM Interrupted By Man Screaming For His Life
It’s survival of the fittest out there.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Man Suffocated a Spotted Lanternfly With His Butt
The Spotted Lanternfly has invaded the East Coast and has forced regular citizens into a collective militia against this invasive species. If you live in or around New York City, or anywhere in the North East, you've seen these little devils. However, one
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
The Bisexual Obama Rumors Reignite the 'Hobama' Fandom
Last week, Tucker Carlson interviewed Larry Sinclair, the man who claimed to have had a crack-smoked-filled one-night stand with former President Barack Obama in the '90s. And one part of the internet is asking if a certain former boy bander is next to sh
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Promotional 'Aaron Rogers Throws for More Than 1 Yard' Bet Doesn’t Hit
By now you’ve probably heard that the NFL’s biggest offseason storyline came to an abrupt end just three plays into the Jets’ fresh 2023-2024 season when Aaron Rogers tore his Achilles on the team’s opening drive against the Bills on Monday Night Football
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Packers Fans Forced to Pay Huge Bar Tabs after Cheering Aaron Rodgers’ Injury
A group of bitter Green Bay Packers fans learned a few hard lessons on hubris and gambling on Monday, finding themselves forced to pay massive bills after hoping the New York Jets would lose following Aaron Rodgers’ gruesome Achilles tendon tear.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
'Imagine Firing Your Guardian Angel': Former IBM Exec Admits To Axing Colleague Who Saved His Life On 9/11
Though former IBM exec Bill Ellmore’s colleague may have saved his life, stopping him from boarding United Flight 93 on September 11, 2001, her heroic decision wasn’t enough to save her job, the tech mogul admitting to giving her the ax in an unhinged soc
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Naked Dude In Full Body Paint Argues With Waitstaff Over Dress Code Violation
No shoes. No shirt. No service.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'9/11 Is Ruining My Birthday!': Zoomer Peeved That Terrorist Day Happened On Her Special Day
One Tiktoker is quickly learning the meaning of “never post” after a video of hers, in which she laments the fact that 9/11 had to take place on her birthday, found its way to r/ImTheMainCharacter.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘It’s an IRL Loot Drop’: Security Guard Body Slams Woman and Her Loot Goes FLying
One security guard recently learned that police brutality can serve as one very unsavory — and very effective — cheat code for IRL loot drops after body slamming a woman in front of a popular San Antonio nightclub.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘Woke Meltdown vs Based Passion Rant’: British Gamer Upset Over ‘Starfield’s Pronoun Settings Gives Birth to a New Meltdown Face
Bethesda recently celebrated the release of Starfield, a highly anticipated RPG and the studio’s first new universe in more than 25 years
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
‘Somebody Joined a Very Special Club’: Conspiracy Theorists Convinced German Chancellor Joined ‘Secret Fight Club’ After Flaunting Eye Patch, Scratched Face
At some point in the last week, German Chancellor Olaf Scholz fell while jogging in his hometown of Potsdam, sustaining several injuries in the process. Or is that just what they *want* us to believe?
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘You Can't Make This Up’: Rich Chicago Suburb Cancels Country Club Poverty Simulation Event After Backlash
One affluent Chicago suburb decided to give its wealthy residents a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to LARP as a poor person, scheduling — and immediately canceling — a “poverty simulation” at their local country club.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Cartel Grenade Guy Blows Up His Crew After He Forgets to Throw His Grenade
It’s gotta be stressful to be the grenade guy. While your job may be easy in theory — pull the pin, throw the thing, watch it go boom, etc. — the actual reality of being the explosives dude has to put you under a lot of pressure.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘You Are Disgusting!’: Wife Catches Her Cheating Husband Out to Dinner With His Mistress
One cheating husband got a free slice of humble pie during a night out with his purported mistress after his wife decided to confront them, crashing their romantic dinner plans.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
'No Tennis On A Dead Planet!': Climate Protesters Interrupt US Open By Gluing Themselves To the Stadium
The US Open briefly US Closed on Thursday after climate protesters interrupted American Coco Gauff’s semifinal against the Czech Republic's Karolína Muchová.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
