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'Thank U, Next': Every Single Person Ariana Grande Has Left Heartbroken

Days after Ariana Grande was romantically linked with her Wicked co-star, Ethan Slater, Lilly Jay, the former SpongeBob actor’s now ex-wife, has broken her silence as cheating rumors swirl.

Climate Protestors In Orca Costumes Heckle the Richest and Most Private Golf Club in the Country

Golf has a reputation for being a rigid, stuck-up sport for rich people who don’t take kindly to breaching its lengthy list of unwritten rules.

Alien Truthers Are Quitting Their Jobs In Preparation of Earth Joining the "Galactic Federation"

They want to believe … that an alien invasion will put an end to their 9-5.

Meet 'The Squidward,' The Hair-Raising New Women's Haircut

Looking for the perfect haircut to impress your pal living in a pineapple under the sea?

'Rainbow Kisses': Understanding the Newest and Most Disgusting Sex Act Trending On TikTok

So how does one taste the rainbow? A whole lot of oral and some strategic timing.

TikTok Kid Raps Nicki Minaj to Lyndon B. Johnson’s Grave

Ever feel bad that deceased Presidents of the United States don’t get to experience the rich modern culture they helped create?

You Can’t Park Here: Drunken Ship Captain Steers His Boat into a House

Over the weekend, one boater navigating the high seas near Missouri’s Lake of the Ozarks appears to have forgotten the foremost rule of water sports: Your vessel belongs in the water, and not inside nearby homes.

‘A Car Salesman x10’: People Roast ‘A Day in the Life of a Private Jet Broker’ TikToker

“All I see is him walking around after doing 30 minutes of actual work,” @unrealizedA commented.

“Skiplagging” Is a Cheat Code for Flyers — But It Could Get You in Deep Trouble

Cameraman Pans to Delayed Flight Board While Airport Representative Talks About How Great Their On-Time Departures Are

“Cameraman knew the assignment.”

'Who Hurt You?' - TikToker Tortures Himself with Spike Mat to Cover Up Something

‘You Have GUAC to Be Kidding Me!’ Yelp Users Accuse Chipotle Worker of Stealing Their Husbands

Quan Millz Books May Prove He's the Most Unhinged Author in Literature

If you need some books to read over the summer, allow me to suggest a few...

Car Detailer Calls BS on Tesla’s Alleged Stain-Resistant White Seats

"This seat would be stained red almost instantly."

Guy Gets Shot Down over Ice Cream Date Suggestion, Twitter Comes to His Rescue

‘You are Actively Poisoning Yourselves’: The TikTok Chemist is Begging You to Not Ingest Borax

No One Has Tipped Pinkydoll, the Viral NPC TikTok Live Model, More Than Timbaland

Woman Reports Men Acting Like Jerks on Dating Sites to... Their Mothers

‘Way to Go Cheryl! Your So Good’: Warner Bros. Discovery CEO David Zaslav Doesn’t Have His Venmo Privacy Setting On

David Zaslav’s Venmo isn’t private and really highlights why he should be paying writers.

There Is Not a Bald Man That Barack Obama Will Not Roast

‘Her Face Is Glitching’: Bad A.I. Keeps Duping Thirsty Men on Instagram

Conspiracy Theories Swirl Around 'Sound of Freedom' After AMC Theaters Have A/C Issues

Twitter Incels Are Debating Whether or Not Margot Robbie Is Mid

The TikTok Dog Mocking F---boi Bedroom Talk

Think your impression of your fuckboi ex is good? Meet Ava the husky, TikTok’s resident expert in mocking annoying dudebros.

Uber Driver Gives Zero F-----, Plays Erotic Audiobook With Passenger In the Car

The Uber experience should be politely silent.