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'Who Shat on the Floor of My Wedding' Is Currently the Hottest True Crime Podcast

Despite first hitting Spotify back in late 2020, “Who shat on the floor at my wedding” has recently emerged as Twitter’s latest podcast obsession, with audiences flocking to uncover the identity of the poopy perp.

A Collection of Dating App Wins and Fails to Make You Feel Better About Being Single

Dating apps – they’re all fun and random hookups until someone goes viral.

TikTok's Newest Filter Lets You Catfish Being On Vacation

It's the season of vacation flexing.

The Woman Tracking the ‘Popular Girl’ to MLM Pipeline

It’s a universally acknowledged truth that a particular breed of former popular girl has a tendency to sign her life over to a multi-level marketing (MLM) scheme.

Actual Gronk Threatens Cease and Desist Against Baby Gronk's Dad

Parents in youth sports are notoriously bad, but Baby Gronk’s dad, Jake San Miguel, might just be the worst.

Wellness Influencer Says Craving Pizza Can Be Blamed on Your Daddy Issues

In the latest round of “things on the internet that would give even Freud himself pause” is this TikTok from a wellness influencer who claims that craving gluten means that you probably have daddy issues.

'That's 17 Bottles of Body Wash': Woman Finds the Most Psychotic Male Bathroom Ever

Every once in a while there is an internet video that completely breaks your brain.

People Think This Women’s Boyfriend and Best Friend Secretly Love Each Other

Meet Couch Guy 2.0, courtesy of 21-year-old Utah resident Courtney Ebeling.

‘I Am a Political Prisoner’: Woman Gets Trapped in Free People Because Biden Is in Town

While Biden was out in midtown, buildings closed down and did not allow patrons to leave per Secret Service orders.

The Top 100 Most “Pornified” Franchises May Prove Humanity Is Doomed

'Cheese and Human Remains': Fans Keep Throwing Weird Things At P!nk

“I don’t know how I feel about this,” she continued, awkwardly placing the bag of cremated remains next to a speaker before resuming her 2001 hit.

Miranda Sings Addresses Grooming Allegation With a 10-Minute Ukulele Song

Colleen Ballinger, AKA Miranda Sings, has responded to the allegations against her of "grooming" with a 10-minute ukulele video posted to her YouTube channel.

Rowing Across the Pacific Ocean Might Not Be the Best Idea Right Now

The ocean has had pretty bad PR as of late.

Influencer Shilling For Chinese Sweatshops Gets Roasted For Her Terrible Fashion Sense

Shein – the fast fashion behemoth – has become a mainstay on the internet for being incredibly controversial.

Famed Doper Lance Armstrong Gives His Take On College Sports

Lance Armstrong: A disgraced cyclist, noted doper, (allegedly) stingy strip club tipper, and the new voice of transphobic sports debates?

Andrew Tate Calls Adin Ross a “Bigot” For Saying “There Are Only Two Genders"

Great news for the LGBTQ+ community: Days after pride celebrations rocked the nation, a new ally has emerged this pride month, ready to publicly take a stand for equality – none other than self-described misogynist, Andrew Tate.

Elon’s Mom Calls off Cage Match – Says the Only Fight Her Son Is Having Is a “Verbal Fight”

On Thursday, June 22, the dietician and model took to her eldest son’s newly-acquired social platform to sound off on the billionaires’ planned brawl, revealing that she is far from on board with their upcoming fight.

People Who Booked Submarine Excursions Are Having Second Thoughts

“The way I would have just lost that money baby,” Kim commented on one TikTok.

Vegan Landlord Refusing To Let Tenants Cook Meat Gets Skewered and Roasted

Though he may be a vegan, landlord Motti Lerer has quite a bit of beef with his tenants' food.

Alpha Male Twitter Bros Are Scared of Flying on Planes Flown By Women

To fly in an airplane like a normal person or be a raging misogynist.

'The Sluttiest Thing a Man Has Ever Done': Woman Shocked By Her Man's Impeccable Cord Management

Move over, wearing short shorts, having a big nose, and traversing a misty field, a new contender emerged vying for the superlative of being the absolute sluttiest thing a man can do – properly storing and returning a flat iron.

Security Guard Shares All the Crap Left Behind By Harry Styles' Fans

Harry Styles' Love on Tour has been going on for what feels like 10 years. He recently made a stop at the Wembley Arena in London and the venue decided to document what stans left behind.

Who is Kyle Deschanel, the “Male Anna Delvey” Terrorizing Downtown New York Women?

Beware hot girls who hang out in downtown New York! There is a man going by the name Kyle Deschanel and he is lying about his entire existence.

Jordan Peterson Wants Musk and Zuckerberg to Fight Naked Covered in Oil

Did the news of Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg’s impending cage match send every last drop of blood rushing toward your nether regions?

7,000 Lesbians Pelted With Giants Balls of Hail at Red Rocks

On Wednesday, June 21, several concertgoers were met with a less-than-pleasant surprise as severe hail pelted the open-air Red Rocks.