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‘The Perfect Photo Doesn’t Exi..’: Driving Instructor Crashes Through Driving School Window
One driving school in Colorado is now teaching lessons about the rules of the road and irony after one of their instructors crashed their car through the building’s front window.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Influencers Are Taking Bee Pollen to Try and Grow Their Breasts
In the most recent installment of “Bizarre DIY Beauty Treatments with Little Basis in Scientific Fact,” some influencers are claiming that ingesting bee pollen can help increase breast growth, giving a whole new meaning to “bee stings.”
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Pour One In': Lil Tay Is Not Dead
Hours after Lil Tay’s family announced that both she and her old brother, Jason Tian, had died in a social media post on Wednesday, several questions have surfaced on the 14-year-old’s untimely passing — including a few from her evidently confused father.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

‘My Body Shape Is Too Much for the Job’: Costco Employee Forced to Wear Bigger Clothes By Body Shaming Boss
A Costco employee has gone viral after sharing a video in which she reveals that despite following the company’s dress code, she was told that the shape of her body was inappropriate for the workplace.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

MAGA-Twitter Is Convinced Justin Trudeau Had An Affair With French Prime Minister Emmanuel Macron
“Rumors Are Circulating That Justin Trudeau (The Dictator of Canada) and Emmanuel Macron (The Dictator of France) Had an Affair Together,” notable right-wing Twitter nuisance @MattWallace888 captioned a collage of the world leaders.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny


'One Girl One Bucket': Woman Covers Herself In Sewage In Honor of the Dave Matthews Band Toilet Incident
On August 8, 2004, the Dave Matthews Band went where no other rock group had before, dousing an entire Chicago architecture tour boat 800 pounds of pure sewage from their tour bus.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Before and After Photos of the Montgomery Melee Boaters Is the Ultimate ‘How It Started’ vs ‘How It’s Going'
Beyond cementing themselves as Twitter’s villains du jour, the boaters who started the viral Montgomery Melee boat fight have emerged as the latest embodiment of the “How It Started vs. How It's Going” meme.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Peeved Lufthansa Pilot Draws Giant Dick After Being Forced To Re-Route
That’s the question one peeved Lufthansa pilot apparently asked themself last month after opting to express their sky-rage over a rerouted flight in the form of drawing a massive penis with their aircraft.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Teen Vomits Three Times After Getting the Chance to Perform With His Favorite Rapper
No matter how fast some rappers spit, their most ardent supporters will memorize every word, screaming bars at the top of their lungs at concerts — or, honestly, anywhere they get the opportunity to do so.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Courageous Men Choosing to Let Go’: 30 Men Release Their Trauma By Screaming at a Waterfall
Picture your dream vacation. Now let me guess what you’re thinking — you’re standing under a waterfall surrounded by 29 bros (half-naked, obviously). You’re all screaming, letting out your inner trauma in unison as you stare into the whirling chaos of the
Featured 1 year ago in Funny