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Alien ‘Mothership’ Filmed Over L.A.
Despite flying in from another galaxy, it appears our soon-to-be extraterrestrial overlords have already found new ways to circumvent Los Angeles’ notorious traffic — and terrify us Earthlings — hovering over the Golden State.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

It Was Only a Matter of Time Until Someone Climbed the Las Vegas Sphere
Though Maison Des Champs may have dedicated his career to pro-life activism, he still evidently has one hell of a death wish, scaling the Las Vegas sphere in an attempt to raise funds for an unhoused expectant mother.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Woman Pooped the Bed While on First Date with Her Now-Boyfriend
Last week, the beauty creator, better known by her username @hannah_hcb, headed to TikTok to share a story she once “swore” she’d take to the grave, revealing how her decision to go to Little Caesars on a first date led to a bathroom — or should we say be
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

If You Don’t Want Another Woman to Take Your Man, Just Post a Video of Him Bowling
Women on TikTok have unlocked a new way to keep other women from swarming their men, who presumably are Greek gods who constantly find themselves having to beat women off with a stick: Post videos of them bowling.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm


The Barefoot TikTokers’ Sneaker Collection Is Actually Worth $20,000, Sneaker Expert Says
As the internet debates whether lifestyle influencer Christi Fritz and her husband are genuine barefoot enthusiasts or just really elaborate trolls (they're trolls), it appears one element of their latest viral video appears to be correct — the estimated
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Construction Worker Hangs From Pallet 30 Floors In the Air
One very unlucky construction worker took the old adage of going “above and beyond” for one’s job a little too literally, finding himself dangling 30 stories above the ground in a high-rise incident gone wrong.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Indian Actress Pisses Off Internet After Faking Death to Raise Cervical Cancer Awareness
Though model Poonam Pandey may have intended to raise awareness surrounding cervical cancer, on social media, she wound up inadvertently raising awareness of the ails of faking one’s death.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

The Most Ethical Thing a Polyamorist Can Do Is Shut Up
A couple weeks ago now, New York magazine managed to awaken a sleeping beast of once bygone online discourse — reviving the bludgeoned-to-death debate on polyamorous relationships in its new cover story, “What Does A Polycule Actually Look Like?”
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

All the Stupid Things People Are Doing With the Apple Vision Pro
Days after Apple released their new headset, the $3,499 Apple Vision Pro, it appears several tech dudes have already decided to hop on the bandwagon of transforming their entire reality into an ADHD-fueled Subway Surfers meme.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

TikToker Comes Under Fire for Selling Trader Joe’s-Style Tote Bags for $120
Influencer Emily Mariko, of Emily Mariko’s Salmon Rice Bowl fame, has gone viral yet again — this time for advertising to her followers a tote bag that many are calling overpriced and insulting.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

25 Modern Names From r/tragedeigh to Make Your Brain Hurt
One woman on TikTok was defending her choice of naming her daughter Clydia. What happened to just Lydia? It was a good name already. This mother has guaranteed that her daughter is going to get bullied her whole life.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Funny