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‘Two Friends to Share Them With’: You Can Only Add Two Things to These Hot Dogs
Amid all the hypotheticals that have ignited the internet — questions like “Would you rather eat out of your a–hole or poop out of your mouth” or “Would you rather never get it on again or have everyone you sleep with sound like goofy” — a new and much mo
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Nail Tech Requests Relationship Gossip in Exchange for Discount Manicures
Back before capitalism was quite so unchecked, bartering was fairly common. Someone has something you want, you can offer them something they want, and bypass the need to hand over cold hard cash entirely.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Drunk Guy Gets Dealt With After Refusing to Pay For Massage
Though one drunk dude may have tried to keep his buzz going with a nice, relaxing massage, he wound up getting pounded in a very different way, getting his a— kicked by massage parlor staffers after attempting to stiff the bill.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
The Scooby-Doo Conspiracy Theory That's Stumped Even the Finest Internet Sleuths
Ever look at a photo of Scooby-Doo and the Mystery Inc. gang and feel like there’s just something missing? Not Scrappy-Doo, the Mystery Machine, Gigi Hadid or even the gay icon that is Hot Dog Water, but someone else entirely?
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Barefoot People Must Be Stopped: Couple Cuts Out Bottom of Shoes to Hide Public Bare Feet
In short, the world isn’t designed for the barefoot. Our streets are covered in broken glass, our sidewalks rocky cement. Even if you’re at a park with lush greenery, you’ll probably need to drop a deuce at some point — and that means venturing into a pub
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'This Program Sucks!': Kid Refuses to Mince Words In Mid-Recital Review
No matter how unenthused you may be about attending your child’s recital, it appears no one wants to be there less than one truth-talking kid, who interrupted a choral performance to share just how much he hated the show.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Conspiracy Theorist Claims Taylor Swift Murdered a Fan to Join the Illuminati
Days after conservatives claimed Taylor Swift and the deep state rigged the Super Bowl in favor of the Kansas City Chiefs as a campaign endorsement for President Joe Biden, yet another conspiracy has emerged in fringe circles — one claiming the artist kil
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Unfortunately the Worst Songs Survived the TikTok Purge
Amidst a dispute over licensing, one of the biggest record labels in the world has pulled all of its artists’ music from TikTok, an app that not only relies heavily on music, but one that artists themselves have come to rely upon in recent years, often at
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Demi Lovato Sang Her Song “Heart Attack” to a Room of Heart Attack Survivors
Though the American Heart Association may be all about helping Americans reduce their risk of heart disease and stroke, pop star Demi Lovato decided to take these goals to extreme new heights, performing her song “Heart Attack” at one of the nonprofit’s r
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
17 Brain-Dead Posts From The Dumb People Among Us
These are the people who make us feel better about ourselves.
By Ohlord
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'Shamander Is My Guy': Stephen A. Smith Chooses Charmander as His Starting Pokémon
Notable Cars enthusiast and sports commentator Stephen A. Smith was asked a very important question that every young boy in the '90s was asked — who’s your starting Pokemon?
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
