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Drunk Driver Crashes into Mom and Pop Chinese Restaurant
According to ABC 7 New York, Lauren Potter, 39 was arrested on Friday night and charged with a DWI for crashing her car into a parked car, sending both of the vehicles through the storefront of a local family-owned Chinese restaurant.
By Peter Rapine
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
'Rigged': Your Drunk Uncles Probably Thinks the Swift-Bowl Is a Government Psyop
Though conservatives have long had “Bad Blood” with Taylor Swift over her support of left-leaning candidates and her push for increased voter registration, it appears the artist has managed to piss off a few more factions of the right: Deep state conspira
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
The Mona Lisa Got Soup’d
Though the eyes of Leonardo da Vinci’s Mona Lisa are said to follow everyone who dares look in her direction, it appears the fine art icon managed to let a few visitors slip from her gaze —specifically two soup-wielding protesters coming to soak her in wh
By Carly Tennes
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Swearing Parrots in U.K. to Enter Therapy
Parrots have a skill that’s the fascination of bad kids in pet stores around the world. In short, if you say something nasty to a parrot, it’ll lodge whatever you’ve said into its little bird head and say it back whenever it pleases.
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Distressed Disneyland Paris Workers Try to Stop Mom from Escaping Stuck ‘It's a Small World’ Ride
Though she may have been in the house of the mouse, one mom decided to make her own rules, yanking her kids off of the boat during a trip on "it's a small world.”
By Carly Tennes
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Dude Vying for Darwin Award Vows to Eat Raw Chicken Every Day Until He Gets a Tummy Ache
It’s been well established that dudes rock, but sometimes, some dudes can rock a little too hard, as one man on Instagram is currently demonstrating with his plan to eat raw chicken on a daily basis.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Oversharer of the Week: Woman Tells the Story of Marrying Her High School English Teacher
When the New York Times published an opinion piece with the title “We Should All Know Less About Each Other” in late 2021, oversharing on TikTok hadn’t even reached the fever pitch it’s currently experiencing. Now, more than ever, it’s crucial that we all
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Firehouse Subs Chain Owner Allegedly Refuses to Shovel His Walkway, Resulting in Injury to Employee’s Dad
The owner of a Firehouse Subs franchise in Indiana has come under fire for failing to salt the walkways in front of the store, resulting in a local dad falling over and fairly seriously injuring his face.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
The Skeletons in the Closets of Tea Companies Prove They’re All Evil — Or Cults
A TikToker has made it his mission to ruin the lives of all tea lovers by exposing their favorite tea brands as being run by cults or having shockingly sordid histories. Given the contentious history of tea and colonialism, this shouldn’t come as the bigg
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘Ghost Jobs’: Woman Claims Most of the Jobs on LinkedIn Are Fake
If you’re reading this and aren’t a trust fund kid, there’s a good chance you’ve endured a seemingly endless and increasingly frustrating job hunt at some point in your adult life. But have you noticed that while so many places seem to be hiring, nobody i
By cathybara
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Employee Roasts Boss After She Belittles Him On Podcast
Though Alexandre Evidente may have signed up to work 9-5, he realized that apparently, a few pissed-off podcast hosts outside of his company had more say on his hours than HR, finding himself under fire after Corporate Natalie and Corporate Bro – a.k.a. N
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
