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27 People Share the Dumbest Things They've Ever Heard
How do some people get through life?
By figgyPudding
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Fancy Table Service Falls Apart When Waiter’s Shirt Catches on Fire
Lately, it feels like more and more restaurants are going out of their way to go viral online, à la Salt Bae, whether it’s by serving food in a theatrical manner or designing dishes to appeal to the Instagram algorithm.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'I Always Change it Out for Brotha': Fousey Freaks Out After Rapping the N-Word on Stream
Youtuber and Twitch streamer, Fousey or Yousef Erakat recently slipped on his 24/7 sub-a-thon by rapping the n-word. While most recognizable figures who are caught using the slur are nonchalant about the offense, Erakat immediately freaked.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Creepy Fish Has People Thinking Aliens Are Coming From the Water
Ever since the United States Air Force veteran David Grusch admitted to the House Oversight Committee that the military is in possession of alien craft, including a deceased “biologic” pilot, the public has been obsessed with finding their own encounters
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Woman Takes Her Husband’s Last Name — Only Now She’s Named After a Famous Porn Star
Redditor SuddenlyZoonoses is one of those lucky people. However, she has a problem. According to a recent post on the TIFU subreddit, she took her husband’s last name — and now shares a name with a famous porn star.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Kai Cenat Taken Into Police Custody After PS5 Giveaway Ends In Riot
One YouTuber’s giveaway ended slightly more disastrously than usual on Friday, after an event hosted by Twitch streamer Kai Cenat at New York City’s Union Square Park devolved into a full-fledged riot — and the influencer reportedly in handcuffs.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Woman Documents All The Men She's Ever Banged in 51 Chapter ‘Bodycount Book’
Some women have journals. Some have notes apps. Some even have Excel spreadsheets. But none of these compare to the anonymous woman who is selling a book detailing every single man she’s bedded
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Does Having a Bulge Actually Mean You Have a Small Penis?
If a man has a noticeable bulge, does that actually mean he has a small penis?
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

19 Things That Were Ruined by One Person, Thanks
By RustyBuckler
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Blackface Karen Waltzes Into Target, Terrorizing Workers, Guests
Shoppers at a Denver, Colorado Target were in for quite the racist surprise after a blackface-clad Karen stormed the building on Wednesday, berating employees and customers alike in a cringe-inducing attempt at owning the libs.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Japanese Twitter’s Attempts At Denouncing ‘Barbenheimer’ Ends Up Accidentally Spawning Some Of The Dankest 9/11 Memes
Though moviegoers may have laughed at the onslaught of “Barbenheimer” memes ahead of Barbie and Oppenheimer’s respective late July releases, Japanese-speaking Twitter users were far from amused, frustrated that the atomic bombings in Hiroshima and Nagasak
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Cop Absolutely Eats It on a Children’s Slide
Slides. They’re fun. They’re also, according to a recent incident that occurred in Boston, a menace to the police. Yesterday, a video was posted by the Twitter account Live Boston (@LiveBoston617) showing how dangerous these playground staples can be to t
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Normal Woman Somehow Ends Up in Professional Race, Gets Absolutely Smoked
As Bill Murray once tweeted, "Every olympic event should include one average person for reference." Well thanks to the nepotism of Somalia's Ministry of Youth and Sports director, we got the next best thing.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Hockey Wife Pissed-Off At BookToker For Sexually Harassing Her Husband
Grab your skates, cause there's new BookTok drama that does not involve books at all!
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Funny