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Is Joe Biden’s Dog Attacking Secret Service Agents as a Part of an Anti-MAGA Conspiracy?
According to these messages, 10 biting-related incidents had occurred involving the pup, including one in which an agent allegedly required hospitalization after getting nipped in the arm and the thigh back in November 2022.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Taco Bell Facing Class Action Lawsuit for the Pitiful Lack of Beef In Its Crunchwrap Supreme
As Freund shared, Taco Bell is facing a class action lawsuit over its supremely crunchy wrap, specifically in regards to the beef, or lack thereof, that the wrap has in comparison to its advertisement photos. The images speak for themselves.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Hot Wheels and Barney: The Mattel Cinematic Universe Is Upon Us
The power that the MCU has on the entertainment industry is frightening. So many productions are running simultaneously and they’re being directed by some of the brightest independent film talent.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘F Them Kids’: USA 12U National Team Beats New Zealand 43-1
If you were starting to wonder whether or not the United States was still the alpha world superpower it claims to be, you can rest easy knowing it still has no qualms throwing its might about on the world stage; in the form of 12U baseball.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Japanese YouTuber Who Spent $14,000 on Hyper-Realistic Border Collie Costume Steps Out For the First Time
The Japanese YouTuber, who goes by the name Toco, has for the first time ventured out into the world in his 14,000-dollar border collie costume, which he claims helps him "actualize" his dream of becoming an "animal."
By Peter Rapine
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'It Legit Hurt My Eyes': Guy Living Across the Street From Twitter HQ Says New Sign Is "Blinding”
The only thing more of an eyesore than Twitter’s new $35 font pack X logo? A neon sign of that $35 font pack X logo searing itself into the retinas of Twitter HQ’s annoyed neighbors.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'That’s God’s Bunny!': Woman Slaps Man for Taking a Photo with His Rabbit at the Bean
Imagine you try to take your pet rabbit to see the Bean in Chicago (the bunny’s a huge contemporary art fan) and a random lady slaps you, accusing you of stealing your pet.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘It Has Gills’: Some People Are Worried That Walmart Is Selling ‘3D Printed’ Chicken Breast
In a country rampant with conspiracy theories regarding aliens, shapeshifters and skinwalkers, it makes sense that Americans would start to question everything about the world around them. Including, apparently, Walmart chicken.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Alive Water’ Is the Newest Rich Hippie Grift
I don’t mean to alarm you, but influencers are being weird about water again.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Bored Crypto Bros Are Betting on Hamster Races
Remember cryptocurrency?
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Willy Wonka-Ass Orthodontist Takes His Entrances A Bit Too Seriously
In efforts to calm down scared children of the dentist, they’ve started adding insane production value. One dentist has turned his office into a regional theatre production of Charlie and The Chocolate Factory. Fantastical entrance and all.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Not Only Do I Have to Live with Him My Whole Life, But I’m Also Going to Live Forever': The Huberman Husband Is the Wellness Freak That Nightmares Are Made Of
Move over Almond Moms, we’ve got a new health-conscious relative giving us anxiety: the Huberman Husband.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm