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Last-Minute Revelation: Company Grants Raise Upon Receiving Resignation Letter

This person shares the story of requesting a raise, having it denied, then watching the company back-track after they submitted their 2-week notice.

A Bride Was Pushed Into Her Wedding Cake, and Now She Wants a Divorce

Like Icarus before him, one man has ****** around and found out after taking things too far and pranking his bride on their wedding day. Writing into Slate’s Dear Prudence advice column, the bride in question shared her tale of woe.

Naked Man in SWAT Standoff Sees Robot Police Dog, Immediately Steals It

Being high on methamphetamine and finding yourself in the middle of a SWAT standoff sounds like a terrifying experience guaranteed to make you shit your pants.

Conspiracy Theorists Are Worried That in 2030 Everything Is Gonna Be Just Fine

Things are getting weird. People are freaking out on airplanes. Shoplifters are taking over London. Apparently, there are aliens now? No matter which way you look at things, it really feels like the present is one of the strangest times that have ever exi

Beyoncé Fan Flamed For Keeping An Umbrella Open Throughout Entire Concert

She won’t break your soul, but she’ll sure as hell block your view.

UPS Driver Takes a Tumble During Delivery and Asks Homeowner For the Footage

He even left a little note on the delivery slip telling the homeowner to check their ring doorbell footage for a good laugh.

Katy Perry’s History of Displacing Octogenarians

There's a saying; Inadvertently harm an octogenarian while trying to secure real estate once, shame on you. Inadvertently harm an octogenarian while trying to secure real estate twice, shame on Katy Perry.

Woman Complies With Companies' "No Hair Dye" Policy By Wearing Ugly Wigs

A true veteran of r/MaliciousCompliance, one woman is combating outdated corporate rules in the ugliest way possible.

Man Shocked to Learn South African McDonald's Employees Have Better Benefits than in the US

It seems once again the US lags far behind the rest of the developed (and even underdeveloped) world in many areas.

Hedge Fund Billionaire Butthurt Over Meme Stocks

This small action caused an eruption through which GameStop’s stock went from around $20 on January 11th, 2021 to almost $350 by the end of the month. It also indirectly led to other stocks, such as AMC, seeing similar support.

'I'm Trying To Go Where They Eat The Banana Out Of The Coochie': Lizzo Interview Hyping Up Amsterdam Strip Club Resurfaces Amid Sexual Harassment Allegations

An old Lizzo interview may have just proved that “all the rumors are true” when it comes to the allegations that the artist pressured her dancers to eat bananas from performers’ vaginas.

18 People Share the Mistakes They Did NOT Make as Teenagers

People responded to the question "What mistake did you NOT make as a teenager?" and people shared their own personal experiences of things they chose not to do as well as mistakes they witnessed friends and classmates make.

‘The Perfect Photo Doesn’t Exi..’: Driving Instructor Crashes Through Driving School Window

One driving school in Colorado is now teaching lessons about the rules of the road and irony after one of their instructors crashed their car through the building’s front window.

Your Daily Dose of the Internet - August 11th, 2023

Incel Inspired ‘Looksmaxxing’ Is All the Rage With Gen Z Men

Warning: A concept that originated with incels has broken containment and is rapidly spreading on TikTok.

17 Dumb Pics Chock Full of Stupidity

Silly pics and headlines sure to lower your IQ.

Influencer Shamed after Holding Sexy Photoshoot At Berlin Holocaust Memorial

Holocaust memorials, a place for reflection, somber contemplation and for one model, the perfect backdrop for a sexy photoshoot.

Middle Aged Men Miss Goal Four Times In Worst Beer League Soccer Clip Ever

"This might be the best soccer video of all time," @jdrambarean commented.

Influencers Are Taking Bee Pollen to Try and Grow Their Breasts

In the most recent installment of “Bizarre DIY Beauty Treatments with Little Basis in Scientific Fact,” some influencers are claiming that ingesting bee pollen can help increase breast growth, giving a whole new meaning to “bee stings.”

'Pour One In': Lil Tay Is Not Dead

Hours after Lil Tay’s family announced that both she and her old brother, Jason Tian, had died in a social media post on Wednesday, several questions have surfaced on the 14-year-old’s untimely passing — including a few from her evidently confused father.

"I Quit On Wednesday" - Manager Actually Tries to Order Former Employee Back to Work

An incompetent boss (both with schedules and people skills) tries to coarse an employee to work a few extra days after his last day, even though he is literally moving out of town.

$100 Million Kick Star xQc Admits His Content Is "Non-Transformative Dog Shit"

xQc admitted to making awful content in an attempt to be "proven right" in his debate against h3h3.

20 Terrible Gifts That are Definitely Getting Re-Gifted

Italian Man Crushed to Death By Falling Cheese Wheels Gets Ruthlessly Meme'd

As summarized by Twitter user Chris Kopcow (@opennoise), Chiapparini inadvertently fell victim to one of the many rules of the internet: Don’t die in a funny way.

‘My Body Shape Is Too Much for the Job’: Costco Employee Forced to Wear Bigger Clothes By Body Shaming Boss

A Costco employee has gone viral after sharing a video in which she reveals that despite following the company’s dress code, she was told that the shape of her body was inappropriate for the workplace.