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The Cure's Robert Smith Calls Out Ticketmaster on Its Bullshit in Epic Twitter Thread
Earlier this week, Smith became an unlikely voice of ticket sales reform, taking Ticketmaster to task after fans criticized the entertainment company for adding on several exorbitant fees and charges despite the band’s efforts to keep their tickets afford
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
‘Dude, I’m Not Intoxicated!’: College Football Player Suing Iowa Police after Blowing 0.00 Breathalyzer
A William Penn University student is suing three Iowa police officers including the city of Newton after he was wrongfully arrested in August of 2022.
By zachnading
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
'I'm Going to Assume You're Obviously Very Liberal': HR Manager Says She Doesn't Hire People With Pronouns in Their Bio
This HR manager describes how she reacts to seeing pronouns in a prospective employee's bio, and let's just say it's not well, and also illegal.
By figgyPudding
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
ChatGPT-4 Paid a Task Rabbit to Help It Pass a CAPTCHA Test
Chat GPT-4, the latest version of OpenAI's artificial intelligence chatbot, was released on March 14th and a day later it has already accomplished some staggering feats, such as turning a hand-drawn sketch into a functional website and creating a fully co
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Phallic 9/11 Memorial Erected In North Carolina Goes Viral for All the Wrong (Right) Reasons
Reader, have you ever visited the 9/11 memorial in New York City, gazed into the deep, somber depths of the black pools marking the Twin Towers' original locations and thought quietly to yourself “wow, I wish this memorial had more giant dicks?”
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
The Mandela Effect Has Come For Sebastian From 'The Little Mermaid'
Nearly 34 years after Disney’s classic princess flick The Little Mermaid first hit theaters in 1989, the world has finally grasped the concept that Ariel has crabs— specifically one crab, a crustaceous friend named Sebastian.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Adele Fans Have No Time For Vinyl
Adele might have just overestimated her core audience's interest in physical media.
By zachnading
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
'Somebody Needs to Give My Mom New Driving Lessons': Guy Roasts His Mother Who Can't Back Out of Her Driveway
It might be time for some new lessons.
By figgyPudding
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Fitness Influencer Angry That Someone Dare Walk in Front of Her Selfie Shot
"Started a new gym today only to find out people don't have gym etiquette."
By figgyPudding
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
21 Hot Takes From Twitter
Twitter always brings the heat.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Diplo Has His Priorities in Order, Watches ‘Last of Us’ during Live Performance
Same bro, same.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Guy Tells Entire Court He's a Federal Informant On Livestream, Instantly Blows His Cover
"This is going live on YouTube!"
By figgyPudding
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
