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'Alpha Man' Says He's Going to Steal Your Girl... But Not a Single Person in the World Is Worried

He's bought himself a Maserati and a McLaren, and thinks that he can use them to take your girl.

People Are Debating If It’s Okay for Parents To Have Sex with Their Kids In the House

To bone or not to bone, that is the question …. that has been dividing parents on Twitter.

37 Unhinged TikTok Screenshots Full of Cringe and Chaos

TikTok is a hellscape, here's all the proof you need.

Ford Has Patented a Car That Can Reposes Itself

Bad news for Jude Law in that one movie, Anthony Head in that other movie (if you can even call it that) and the entire cast of truTV’s bygone reality series Operation Repo: It seems robots are officially coming to repossess the job of repossessions.

27 Things that Scream 'I Have No Life'

A collection of funny responses to the question "what screams I have no life?"

27 People Who Really Have No Business Working in Construction

Reckless Drivers Are Shamelessly Exposing the Idiocy of Their Speeder Culture

It is as dangerous as it is extraordinarily idiotic.

Andrew Tate Fought a Ghost in Prison

Move over Ibrahim El Boustati, Scott Gibson and Greta Thunberg — it seems the ever-growing list of people who have tried and/or succeeded in kicking Andrew Tate’s ass has taken a turn for the ghostly.

'Do You Want Me to Show My Behind?': Hospital Karen Threatens to Moon Staff

"You can take your foot, and shove it up your own..."

Girl's Sister Accidentally Dyes Her Hair Blue and She Wonders if She's the A**Hole

This young lady has blue hair, and had mixed some with her shampoo to help keep her hair's color. Her sister unknowingly used some of the...

27 People Who Went a Bit Too Hard with the Photoshop

Now don't get me wrong, there's nothing inherently wrong about wanting to touch up your photos to make them look a little better, but these folks got carried away and went way overboard.

Woman in the Gym Gets Kicked Out and Trespassed After Accusing Worker of Staring

The video is one of many controversial scenes involving people filming at the gym.

Woman Goes Viral For Stating She Won’t Quit Vaping While Pregnant

To vape or not to vape, that is the question that has lit mom-tok ablaze.

Natl Park Service Condemns Pushing Your Friend in Front of a Bear

Amid their busy schedule of looking after America’s national parks and fielding a brand-new barrage of questions about cocaine and bears, and cocaine bears, the National Park Service managed to find the time to issue an important PSA — don’t feed your fr

Why The Weeknd Has Gone to War Against Rolling Stone

Though Abel Tesfaye — a.k.a. The Weeknd — may possess a host of talents, nabbing four Grammys, pulling off a god-tier Super Bowl and singlehandedly salvaging the Toronto rap scene’s reputation (thanks, Drake!) it seems there’s one thing he can’t do: Read

Man Loses Tinder Date Live on Twitch

There's down bad, and then there's whatever this guy is going through.

32 Flops, Fails, and Flounders, Filled With Foolishness

Check out this big batch of fails and facepalms that will make you glad it didn't happen to you.

'During Black History Month Too?': Middle Aged Guy Gives Everything He's Got to His Rendition of Fetty Wap's Trap Queen

"Whose math teacher is this?"

OnlyFans Model Banned from CrossFit Gym Over Picture She Took In Their Locker Room

As if the crossfit community wasn't already the most insufferable group of humans in existence, they doubled down on that stereotype after kicking an OnlyFans model out of their cult- I mean gym.

TikTok’s ‘Bold Glamour’ Filter Is Seriously Messing With People’s Perception of Themselves

As TikToker @ispyshiny so aptly put it in her caption — “I am so happy my teenage self only had dog ears on Snapchat.”

Drake's Therapist Told Him He 'Has the Most Gigantic Tits'

So friends, remember, if you ever happen to be in the same room as Drake, remember he’s got the bigger tits.

'I Need to Go To the Hospital': Man Unleashes An Almighty Burp With the Help of His Wife

Guy downs an entire bottle of seltzer, and faces the consequences.

Tradwife Influencer Shares a ‘Day in the Life’ Video and Gets Dunked on for Her ‘Dense Bread'

So Estee, remember: If being a tradwife for a generic button-up dude fizzles out, you could always take up bricklaying!

‘What Is This Guy Doing’: Man Buys a 75’' TV and Unicycles It Home On His Back

We've been around long enough to know when a video is real or fake. Although clearly staged, that doesn't make what this man did any less impressive.

Even Ben Garrison Has Had Enough of 'Dilbert' Creator Scott Adams' Racism

If you've lost Ben Garrison, then you really are on an island all your own.