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Amazon Worker Called "Not Smart or Articulate" Gets Revenge

Britney Spears Has No F**king Clue Who Pete Davidson Is and Good for Her

The internet went wild at the realization that Britney Spears doesn't have the time of day to think about people like Scott Disick and the always-in-the-news, Pete Davidson.

LAPD in Search of Idiot Who Jumped and Wrecked Rented Tesla

I don't think this is what anybody had in mind when we suggested flying cars in the future.

Drunk UFC Fighter Takes Out Active Shooter With His Bare Hands

Ukraine Soldiers Who Told Russian Warship 'Go F**k Yourself' Are Alive and Well

Two-Time Lottery Winner ‘Still Trying to Spend Previous Prize Money'

Long Island resident, Juan Hernandez is set for life after (once again) winning the New York State Lottery.

‘Russian Warship, Go F**k Yourself’ Final Words of 13 Heroic Ukrainian Soldiers

Thirteen Ukrainian soldiers are to be given the Hero of Ukraine medal after laying down their lives defending Zmiinyi Island, or Snake Island as it is more commonly known.

Legendary 'Ghost of Kyiv' Fighter Pilot Credited With Six Destroyed Aircraft in Single Day

'The Ghost of Kyiv' is what they're calling the rumored Ukrainian fighter pilot who has been credited with six (perhaps even seven) air-to-air kills with his MiG-29 Fighter Jet, an unprecedented feat.

Jamaica’s Four-Man Bobsled Team Is Back in the Olympics and the Vibes Are Immaculate

The vibes are unmatched by any other country.

Nicholas Cage Puts Poser Rumors to Rest, Dude’s 100% Goth

Why Microsoft’s Acquisition Is the Best Thing To Happen To Activision/Blizzard

Recently, Microsoft acquired Activision Blizzard for nearly $69 billion dollars because they are richer than God. But is this move actually good...

Inspiring ‘Mighty Ducks’ and ‘Heavyweights’ Star Shaun Weiss Now 2 Years Sober

The actor has turned his life around and continues to be an inspiration.

49ers’ Kicker Robbie Gould Could Give Zero F***s about Your Team

Kicker Robbie Gould knows that he has one job to do, so he does it.

5 Fascinating Things We Never Realized about Meat Loaf (The Person)

We lost a legend this week. Meat Loaf died at the age of 74. But he wasn't just a singer, there was much more to the man than we realized.

Guster Drummer Shares Epic Tour Story Proving Bob Saget Was the GOAT

Guster once played a show down the street from where Bob Saget was doing stand-up, and the rest is history.

The Top 20 Featured Articles from the Past Year

Complete Destruction of Mayfield, KY Unearths Incredible Stories

5 Most Egregiously Underrated Christmas Movies to Watch This Year

Customers Experience IKEA Sleepover Proving Dreams Do Come True

The 30-Year Evolution of Hockey Fights in EA Sports NHL

From 1991 to 2022, here is the evolution of hockey fighting in the world of EA Sports NHL.

How to Actually Buy a New Xbox or PS5

There's no foolproof method to get the much-coveted next-generation consoles, but these tips should help significantly stack the deck in your favor.

Gamers React to Halo Infinite Battle Pass: Great Game, Stupid System

Multiplayer's gameplay is f**king awesome. The Battle Pass f**king sucks.

10 Hidden Gems Made To Damage Your Psyche

The box office has been dominated by superhero movies for years, and while that isn't changing soon, there are still some great films being made, that we think you should check out.

20 Best Halloween Songs That Absolutely Slap

Ebaum’s and Sir Collect-A-Lot Collab for Action Figure Contest