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No, Hooters Isn't Rebranding Because 'Millennials Aren't Into Boobs'

With over 430 locations worldwide, Hooters still knows what sells. Trust me when I tell you with 100% confidence, millennials are still in love with breasts.

By zachnading

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Sports' Favorite Dick Joke Signs with the Pittsburgh Pirates

The internet was buzzing after MLB pitcher Rich Hill signed a one-year, $8 million contract with the Pittsburgh Pirates.

By zachnading

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Dominatrix Asks Florida Taxpayers to Help Build ‘Sex Dungeons’

"You may call me, Mistress." Those were the words spoken by a Florida dominatrix - excuse me - hero at the Broward County, Fort Lauderdale city commission meeting this week.

By zachnading

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People Are Dressing Up Their Moms and the Results Are Staggering

Young people are dressing up their moms to look like themselves, and the results are staggering.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

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Jean-Claude Van Damme Brings 'Facebook Dad Energy' to LinkedIn

Belgian actor Jean-Claude Van Damme is now on LinkedIn, and he's brought some big dad energy along for the ride.

By zachnading

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Myspace Tom Throws Hat in the Ring after Elon Loses His Own Poll

Elon Musk has once again outdone himself in his never-ending mission to get people to like him.

By zachnading

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Giants' Nose Tackle ‘Sexy Dexy’ Gets His Two Seconds of Sunday Night Football Fame

Giants' nose tackle, Dexter Lawrence got his 2 seconds of Sunday Night Football fame during player introductions against the Washington Commanders.

By zachnading

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Things Women Do That Men Should Adopt

Redditor u/st_new34 posed an interesting question on AskReddit recently. What's something that women normally do that men should start doing?

By zachnading

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Leo DiCaprio Fart Theory Explains Why Women Leave Him When They Turn 25

Let me preface this theory by saying that farts will never NOT be funny.

By zachnading

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40 Zoolander Memes That Have Captured Gen Z's Attention

Apparently none of Gen Z had ever heard of the 2001 hit comedy Zoolander until this past week.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Yung Gravy Will Donate 1,200 Collected Tour Bras To Charity

TikTok phenom and rapper, Yung Gravy is putting his money where his mouth is.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Feels

Gym Bro With Baja Blast Tramp Stamp Quenches Twitter's Thirst For Bad Tattoos

Twitter user Jack Wagner blessed the timeline with a photo of a gym bro with an all-time tramp stamp.

By zachnading

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The North American Jetstream Appears to Be Very Titillating

Boston-based meteorologist, Terry Eliasen had to know exactly what he was doing when he tweeted out the upcoming North American jetstream.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Man Rakes in $23K/Month Selling Bottled Burps Online

It seems as though there is no limit to how weird the internet can get. Especially in the age of adult content platforms like OnlyFans, viewers can pretty much pay for whatever they want (within reason.)

By zachnading

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Tyshawn Jones Named Thrasher’s Skater of the Year

23-year-old New York native, Tyshawn Jones is now a two-time Thrasher Skater of the Year.

By zachnading

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Five Simple Ways to Fix Soccer

The World Cup, soccer's biggest tournament has fans buzzing. But for being dubbed the 'World's Most Popular Sport' there are folks out there who absolutely despise soccer.

By zachnading

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Taylor Swift Conspiracy Claims She’s the Reincarnation of Satanist Zeena LaVey

Of all the conspiracy theories out there, this one might just hold the most weight.

By zachnading

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6’2 OnlyFans Model Turned Being Bullied into Her Career

How in the world does someone make nearly $300K/month on OnlyFans?

By zachnading

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'The White Lotus' Season 2 Theme Song is Actually a Banger

Season two of 'The White Lotus' on HBO is currently airing, and the internet meme machine is eating it up.

By Neill Lynskey

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Bhad Bhabie Made $50 Million on OnlyFans This Year

Bhad Bhabie - also known as the "Cash me outside, how bout dah?" girl - claimed in a recent video that not only did she make $1 million in 6 hours on OnlyFans, but she has made over $50 million in a year.

By zachnading

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McDonald’s New Streetwear Collab is the McFashion the Streets Need

Helsinki-based fashion label Vain is changing the way fast-food employees get dressed for work.

By zachnading

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NFL RB Puts Big Hats on the Map, "Y’all Want One Let Me Know"

After rushing 18 times for 105 yards in Sunday's win against the Atlanta Falcons, Washington running back Brian Robinson was showing off some postgame swag in the Commanders' locker room.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Quentin Tarantino Thinks This Era of Hollywood Blockbusters Suck and He’s Right

Most people have high respect for Tarantino and his films. From Reservoir Dogs to Pulp Fiction and Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, he has made some of the greatest films in Hollywood.

By RustyBuckler

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