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'Let Me Be Clear, **** You!': Barstool Overlord Dave Portnoy Exchanges F-Bombs and Middle Fingers With Pizzeria Owner After Bad Review

When Barstool Sports overlord Dave Portnoy described one Massachusetts pizzeria’s famous slice as a “mess,” little did he know he’d land in one of his own, trading f-bombs and shirt-based insults with the restaurant's owner.

By Carly Tennes

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‘Morgan’s Wailing’: Girls in Line for Bathroom Brawl It Out in a Porta Potty

In line for the bathroom at a Morgan Wallen concert taking place at PNC Park in Pittsburgh, two women began arguing before eventually escalating into a full-on brawl. Quickly, they tumbled into a Porta Potty, where the smell of a concert’s worth of whiske

By Braden Bjella

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19 Floridian Weather Daredevils Who Aren't Fazed By Hurricanes

Florida is no stranger to hurricanes and foolish behavior.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

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Drunk Driver Arrested While Wearing “I’m the Reason the Beer’s Always Gone” Shirt

If you’re lucky, you’ll end up wearing a simple tee or button-down. If you’re unlucky, you’ll end up like this guy:

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Nebraska Cops Pull Over Man With A Full-Sized Bull Riding Shotgun

One Nebraska man was caught committing one heck of a moooo-ving violation on Wednesday morning after authorities discovered a full-grown bull riding shotgun in his Ford.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

This Slideshow on the Ten Commandments Makes Religious Education Almost Seem Entertaining

Enter: powerpoints. Powerpoint nights are an increasingly popular form of entertainment. Far from being the sole purview of middle-aged businesspeople, powerpoints have become a vehicle for memes, jokes and celebrity conspiracy theories.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'She Ain’t Doing Sh**': Dua Lipa 'Cooks' Shrimp on a Cold Grill

Dua Lipa has been posting about her seemingly endless summer vacation (seriously that woman has been on a non-stop holiday for 5 months).

By lizalikeminelli

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘You’re on the Wrong Side of the Road!’: Karens Play ‘Karen Chicken’ on a Bike Path and We Are the Winners

Two Arizona women put the long-debated “Irresistible Karen Paradox” to bed over the weekend, singlehandedly proving that a whole lot of drama can and will ensue when an immovable pedestrian Karen meets an unstoppable cyclist Karen.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Oh Heck No': Kid Turns Red-Eye Flight Into Personal Rave With Light-Up Bunny Ears

Several red-eye passengers were seeing red — for reasons beyond sleep deprivation — earlier this month, after one kid decided to turn the cabin into their own personal rave.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Oops!...He Did It Again': Senator McConnell Freezes During Kentucky Press Conference

Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell embarked on yet another round of invisible freeze tag on Wednesday, going stiff for roughly 30 seconds while fielding questions from reporters in Covington, Kentucky.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

The World’s Greatest Rizz, Courtesy of an Acrobatic Yoga Instructor

Guys, forget listening to incel PUAs on how to impress girls: take a page out of this acrobatic yoga instructor’s book instead.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Becca’s Wedding’: This Dude Should Be Lucky He Was Featured at His Own Wedding

While weddings celebrate two people, the bulk share of their planning is often accomplished by one.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Good Luck to the Guy Eating Nuclear-Water Fish in Japan

Recently, the nation of Japan made headlines after it announced that it would be dumping nuclear wastewater directly into the Pacific Ocean. How much nuclear wastewater? About a million goddamn tons.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'I Should Call Her': Tampa Bay Times Posts and Deletes Provocative 'Hurricussy' Map of Hurricane Idalia

What’s wet, hot and making us miss our exes? None other than the Tampa Bay Times’ quickly-deleted map of Hurricane Idalia.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Is Swiftie Amnesia a Side Effect of Dark Magic?

Unless you’ve been living under a rock this summer, you’ve probably heard of The Eras Tour, Taylor Swift’s epic three-hour extravaganza spanning five continents and 146 shows.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

16 Backyard Wrestling Moments Where Somebody Went Straight to the Dentist

There’s a reason professional wrestlers are paid the big bucks, and that’s because they have the technique and experience to make big moves work.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Feeling About as Feminine as William Taft’: Woman Channels Dead President In Viral Maternity Photo

Posting to r/WitchesVsPatriarchy, retlaw_yensid posted a photo of herself side-by-side with the 27th President of the United States, William Howard Taft.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

The Man Who Is Living Inside of a Human-Sized Hamster Cage

Have you ever envied your pet’s life of luxury? They just get to sleep all day, run around a bit, go outside, play fetch, eat, **** and sleep some more. They’re truly living the dream.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

She Lost Her Job for Punching a Horse, Now She’s the Internet’s Favorite Meme

Unfortunately, one British school teacher let her intrusive thoughts win when she “chastised” a pony named Bruce Almighty in November 2021.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Having Your Family Kidnapped Might Be the Key to Cracking Your Productivity Shortcomings

Mindset bros love thinking about their family facing unspeakable horrors.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Prigozhin Memes You Wouldn’t Want to Be on a Plane With

As it turns out, staging a failed coup against one of the world’s most fearsome leaders may actually have consequences.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Massive Fight Breaks Out After Women Clog Toilet at Chicken Restaurant

Basically, just another night in Orlando.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Wives Just Don’t Understand What’s With Men and Their Sticks

Dudes love sticks. Walking through the woods and find a good stick? You know that’s getting picked up, maybe even swung around like a sword. A great stick? A perfect walking companion? Heck, that might even get brought home.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Justice for “Fence Lady” Who Was Wrongfully Labeled a Karen in Viral TikTok

Throughout the video, Mraj’s sister can be heard shouting at the neighbors to stop, which they didn’t, resulting in a scuffle. Police were called, but no charges were filed.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'There's Something In Them Hot Dogs': American Abroad Issues PSA On the Dangers of Fighting German Women

The Germans. If you know anything about history, you’re probably well aware that they’re a wacky bunch.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Funny - articles

'Let Me Be Clear, **** You!': Barstool Overlord Dave Portnoy Exchanges F-Bombs and Middle Fingers With Pizzeria Owner After Bad Review

‘Morgan’s Wailing’: Girls in Line for Bathroom Brawl It Out in a Porta Potty

19 Floridian Weather Daredevils Who Aren't Fazed By Hurricanes

Drunk Driver Arrested While Wearing “I’m the Reason the Beer’s Always Gone” Shirt

Nebraska Cops Pull Over Man With A Full-Sized Bull Riding Shotgun

This Slideshow on the Ten Commandments Makes Religious Education Almost Seem Entertaining

'She Ain’t Doing Sh**': Dua Lipa 'Cooks' Shrimp on a Cold Grill

‘You’re on the Wrong Side of the Road!’: Karens Play ‘Karen Chicken’ on a Bike Path and We Are the Winners

'Oh Heck No': Kid Turns Red-Eye Flight Into Personal Rave With Light-Up Bunny Ears

'Oops!...He Did It Again': Senator McConnell Freezes During Kentucky Press Conference

The World’s Greatest Rizz, Courtesy of an Acrobatic Yoga Instructor

‘Becca’s Wedding’: This Dude Should Be Lucky He Was Featured at His Own Wedding

Good Luck to the Guy Eating Nuclear-Water Fish in Japan

'I Should Call Her': Tampa Bay Times Posts and Deletes Provocative 'Hurricussy' Map of Hurricane Idalia

Is Swiftie Amnesia a Side Effect of Dark Magic?

16 Backyard Wrestling Moments Where Somebody Went Straight to the Dentist

‘Feeling About as Feminine as William Taft’: Woman Channels Dead President In Viral Maternity Photo

The Man Who Is Living Inside of a Human-Sized Hamster Cage

She Lost Her Job for Punching a Horse, Now She’s the Internet’s Favorite Meme

Having Your Family Kidnapped Might Be the Key to Cracking Your Productivity Shortcomings

Prigozhin Memes You Wouldn’t Want to Be on a Plane With

Massive Fight Breaks Out After Women Clog Toilet at Chicken Restaurant

Wives Just Don’t Understand What’s With Men and Their Sticks

Justice for “Fence Lady” Who Was Wrongfully Labeled a Karen in Viral TikTok

'There's Something In Them Hot Dogs': American Abroad Issues PSA On the Dangers of Fighting German Women

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