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'Too Much Talking? I Skip It': Gen Z Speed-watching Movies and Shows Proves They Have No Attention Span

There are apparently some people out there who treat movies and TV like a necessary part of life. Rather than simply not watching a show or a film, they’ll choke it down like Robitussin, skipping past parts they don’t like or even watching the film at two

No One Throws a Party Like a Small Town Getting Their First T.J. Maxx

What’s the best party you’ve ever been to? New Year’s Eve 2018, where your buddy did a backflip off the roof into an ice-cold swimming pool? Last year’s St. Patricks’ Day, where you drank a fifth of vodka then did that thing all your friends agreed to nev

Big-Brain Uber CEO Drives for Uber, Realizes It's Hard Work

Remember Undercover Boss, that TV show where executives would go undercover at their companies to see what working life was like for their underlings? Uber’s CEO Dara Khosrowshahi did something similar last year, working as a driver and encountering what

One Year of Dating App Stats Prove the New York Public Library Is the Best Place to Meet Singles

Data (and book) nerds, this one’s for you. Over at r/dataisbeautiful, one young New York City resident has shared his data after seven months of using online dating apps, and the results may surprise you: He’s had the most luck within the New York Public

Is It Creepy to Watch Your Friends Have an Orgy?

A redditor is feeling weird after watching his friends have an orgy. In a post on r/tifu, DrJanusMagus says that he and a group of friends were day-drinking. One thing led to another and boom, an orgy broke out. The only problem? DrJanusMagus wasn’t feeli

21 Close Encounters of the CCTV Kind

From dash cams to ring cams to normal cams, here are 21 close encounters of the CCTV kind.

'Stop Jerking Off': Anti-Porn Christian Rap Song Is Low-Key a Banger

Christian rapper Wavy Matt has a simple message: It’s time to stop beating your meat.

'I Don’t Condone But I Understand': Teacher Arrested For Showing Up Drunk On the First Day of School

One third grade teacher in Oklahoma was most definitely not ready to kick off the school year, reportedly arriving to teach on the first day of third grade with a blood alcohol level at roughly triple the legal limit.

Few Fair Attractions Are More Fun than the Monkeys That Race on the Backs of Dogs

Imagine this; you’re at the county fair and you doing the regular fair activities, petting small horses, eating fried food and maybe you might even indulge with a caricature drawing. But then you hear a man announce what will quickly consume your entire a

All the Best Ron DeSantis Smile Memes That Totally Aren't Dead Inside

The campaign trail has been nothing but difficult for Florida Governor Ron DeSantis as he runs for the Republican candidacy.

SoCal Mall Evacuated after a Suspicious-Looking Toilet Was Feared to Be a Bomb

Last night authorities were called to the Americana Mall in Glendale, California after a suspicious-looking toilet was found near an AMC movie theatre. The toilet, which had been spray-painted with drawings and words, was mistaken for a bomb.

In Honor of 'International Dog Day' Check Out These Rowdy Bitches

It’s International Dog Day! That means it’s time to celebrate man’s best friend!

'If Trump Weighs 215, I'm A Bodybuilder': No One Actually Believes Former President Donald Trump Is 6’3” 215

Though he may be famed for serving as our nation’s 45th president, having a horrific spray tan and becoming the only POTUS in United States history to earn the highly-coveted Mugshawty status, former President Donald Trump could have had one heck of a pro

GTA IRL: Dude Holds Up Traffic By Doing Donuts In Crowded Intersection, Ticks off Fellow Drivers

Woody Harrelson Narrates Standoff Between Two Delivery Robots

The robots really are taking our jobs. While you could once expect a food delivery to come in the hands of an underpaid dude on a bicycle, a few cities have seen the arrival of “autonomous” robots that handle all the driving and delivering for them.

'He Held It Up Like Simba': Baby Filmed Crowd-Surfing at Flo Rida Concert

Parenting is hard and if a free concert of a late 2000s rapper comes to your city, should your bundle of joy miss out? Welcome to the world, my child. You’re gonna love “In the Ayer.”

Nobody Is Vibing Harder Than This Dude Riding a Recycling Bin Downhill

San Francisco: a city of innovation. Uber, DoorDash, Airbnb — countless tech giants call this city their home, and now, there’s a new technology set to take the city by storm thanks to “man riding recycling can.”

All the Best Memes and Clips From the First Republican Presidential Debate

Last night’s Republican Presidential Primary debate brought out all the right wing’s best and brightest candidates … for scowl-fueled mugshots come 2028.

16 Fools Who Shouldn’t Have Ever Been Let Near A Forklift

If you work in a warehouse or on a construction site, a consistent feature of your job likely includes lifting heavy things up and down.

'I Need to See You!': Drew Barrymore's Stalker Confronts Her At Live Event

One deranged Drew Barrymore apparently wanted even more Barrymore this week, crashing the actress’ live discussion with artist Reneé Rapp in an apparent ill-fated attempt at getting close with the star.

'This Indictment Is A Travesty': 'Borat 2' Star Rudy Giuliani Has Been Booked On Election Interference Charges

Great news for mobsters still bitter about Rudy Giuliani’s passion for prosecuting RICO cases — America’s Mayor has turned himself in after getting hit with several racketeering charges related to his alleged attempt at overthrowing the results of the 202

Antinatalists Are Livid Their Hero PewDiePie Had a Child

Last month, gaming Youtuber PewDiePie announced the birth of his son, Bjorn. Most people would say the birth of a baby is the most positive experience in one's life. However, not everyone shares these "universal" truths, and one community in particular, R

Man Gets Dumped After Saying He'd Consider Giving a BJ For $1,000,000

OP joked that his girlfriend should do it instead and she responded that she wouldn’t blow the new friend for million dollars.

Woman Plays the Ass In Billie Eilish Cover Song

It’s never too late to master an instrument even if said instrument is your body part.

Neighbors Call 911 On "Dead Man" Who Was Actually Just Having the Best Nap of His Life

TikTok user @cauliflowercarol noticed a man parked outside her apartment who “had a smashed car window and looked dead,” and when we say looked dead—he looked already six feet under.