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Guy Documents His Daily Glorious "Stairwell Farts"

There’s nothing like letting a fat one rip when no one’s around, preferably in a place with good acoustics. A fact StairwellFarts knows all too well as their TikTok account is just videos of them farting in empty stairways.

Stories From People Who Walked Out of Bad Movies

Earlier this week, Redditor u/girlcalledmaria took to the platform with a bold inquiry, asking the patrons of r/AskReddit to recount the worst movies they saw in theaters.

'Pink Wedding Cake Water': Flavored Water TikTok Videos Are Getting Out of Hand

To drink or not to drink, that is the question.

The Original Supermodel Is Roasting Other Supermodels on TikTok

Beyond her documenting her life as a media personality, artist, and model, Dickinson’s more than 222,000 followers come for her reaction content, replying to several of the platform’s modeling videos.

Starbucks' New Olive Oil 'Poop Potion' is Making People Shit Themselves

Upon snapping up a pretentiously-sized cup of olive-oil coffee, Starbucks patrons – and their bowels – got a whole lot more than they bargained for, the beverages catalyzing countless bathroom emergencies.

The 'Elite Breeding Couple' Have a Long and Cringeworthy Reddit History

Simone and Malcolm Collins became the main characters of Twitter this week after they were featured in a Telegraph article titled, “Meet the ‘elite’ couples breeding to save mankind.”

Andrew Tate Is Getting Roasted for Attempting to Pass Off His Dog as a ‘Wolf'

“In Mortal Kombat, I would destroy a singular wolf. Decimation,” he wrote before proclaiming himself as “one of the most powerful humans on the planet.”

AI Companion Tries to Sext and Make Moves, But Has Worst Game Ever

You might need to worry about artificial intelligence taking your job, but rest assured it won’t be taking your girl any time soon, though not for lack of trying.

Author Recommends Chat GPT to Get a 'Legitimately Objective Assessment' of Her Writing, But People Roast Her Instead

Lauren Kay, whose debut novel, We Ship It, releases this June, decided to do what any young writer would and look for feedback on her work.

The 1930s Cartoons That Somehow Perfectly Capture Gen-Z Life

@hausofdecline recently took to Twitter to give a tour of nihilistic James Thurber cartoons that feel very Gen Z — despite the fact that they’re nearly 100 years old.

This OnlyFans Model DM'd Every Offensive Line Prospect to Make the Lesbians LOL

A couple of weeks ago, Alison, a 'Rick and Morty' writer-slash-OnlyFans model, slid into the DMs of “every offensive line prospect” in the NFL Draft to find “the one” — as well as provide giggles for the group chat.

This Guy's 'Sex Fish' will make you regret Coming over to His Apartment

This guy may wind up choosing this ugly fish over his own love-life.

Twitter Debates the Proper Way to Handcuff a Snake

It’s a tale as old as time — you’re out and about when suddenly, you spy a snake committing a robbery, a homicide or in the case of Rick and Morty’s Snake Hitler, a whole ass genocide.

Twitter Is Hellbent on Finding Out Brie Larson’s Bra Secrets

Guys All Fail to Bench How Much They Say They Can

"If you bench it, I'll give that to you in dollars."

Model Goes Out of Her Way to Correct the Record That She Is NOT Dating Leonardo DiCaprio

Earlier this week, the Daily Mail learned a very important lesson when it comes to deciphering star sign jewelry — there’s a big difference between being a Leo and dating actor Leo DiCaprio.

'Raise the Corporate Tax by 400%': Fans Share Requests for the Radical Reforms Taylor Swift Should Enact during Her Day as Mayor of Tampa

“Now is your chance Taylor, raise the corporate tax rate to 400%,” wrote cinemamonsieur.

The Holy Cheeseball Chick Is Eating Cheeseballs at Christianity’s Most Sacred Locations

Cheese Ball Chick is a mother, speaker, author, and “follower of Jesus.” She travels the country and the world with a bucket of cheese balls on her back, learning and preaching about Jesus.

'Come Take A Shit With Me': The Influencer Rating America's Bougiest Bathrooms

Abbey judges restrooms on a number of factors including space, amenities, and the quality of products.

Innocent Things That Are Much More Dangerous Than They Seem

Between the impending dangers of climate change, big Australian spiders, and whatever the hell is going on with the Dalai Lama, the world is a weird and often terrifying place.

Conservatives Can’t Decide If Mario Is Woke or Not

Leading the anti-work charge? None other than Turning Point USA co-founder and notable bobblehead incarnate, Charlie Kirk.

WTF Facts That Ruined People's Preconceived Notions of History

Earlier this week, u/FlickTheSwitch167 took to r/AskReddit with a bold inquiry looking to find some more amusing – and often horrifying – facts about history.

Airbnb Guests Post TikTok With Too Many People, Host Finds it and Roasts Them

AirBnBs aren’t what they used to be.

Man Writes 40-Page Viral Finale of 'Mad Men' Ending on Quiznos’ Spongmonkeys Ad

Enter “Mad Men Returns” – the new, dramatic, and very fictional tale of how advertising guru Don Draper concluded his high-octane career with Quiznos’ notorious spongemonkey campaign.

Martha Stewart Drinks a Margarita Out of a Measuring Cup During Panel

But hey, life is short. As @jessicajessica1717 so aptly put it in Kozuch’s comments: “Don’t wait until you are 81. Start now. Live the life you want.”