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Matan Even, AKA the ‘Bill Clinton Kid,’ Is Popping up Everywhere, but It Turns Out He’s Always Been Here
You may remember Matan Even from his stunt at the 2022 Game Awards ceremony, where he rushed the stage, and thanked his ‘reformed Orthodox Rabbi Bill Clinton’ during Elden Ring’s Game of the Year acceptance speech.
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'So, Can You?': People Really Want to Know if Flexible Health TikToker Can Suck it Himself
Earlier this month, the flexibility coach took to the platform with a new clip detailing three of the key stretches that have made his life a whole lot easier and bendier, a video that like most things on the internet, quickly took a hard turn for the hor
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Dad Lets Kids Dig Canal At Beach, Accidentally Destroys Gulf Coast Ecosystem
Last week, the self-described “teller of Dad jokes” @huckleberryfinn83 took to TikTok with a video detailing his latest beach day endeavor — creating a massive spout from an adjacent canal into the Gulf of Mexico.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
People Are Sharing Their Favorite TikToks Over Fears the App Will Soon Be Banned
From the biiiiig stretches of medieval stretching racks to ridiculously horny trains, here are some of the most absurd TikToks to watch before the app may or may not vanish into the digital ether.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
The Viral Debt Hack That Will Ruin Your Credit and Leave Your Broke Forever
Earlier this year, James Jiang, a self-described all-caps “CREDIT REPAIR EXPERT” appeared on the New Money Talks podcast to tout a bizarre piece of financial wisdom – get out of debt by not paying back your debt.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
People Feel Cheated After Learning Hibernation Doesn't Mean What They Thought It Meant
“Realizing a lot of my education is assumed knowledge. I’m concernt,” wrote one Twitter user alongside a screengrab of a viral TikTok. “I want financial compensation,” added another.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Female TikToker Says There's a Loophole in the Torah That Allows Women to Masturbate
Though the Torah has rigid rules on everything from eating cheeseburgers to turning on the lights during the sabbath, according to the texts of Judaism, the Torah doesn’t say anything about flicking another type of switch.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
“Polyworking” Is the Newest Buzzword for Working Multiple Jobs
Defined as “The phenomenon of working two or more jobs” per Fortune’s Orianna Rose Royle, Polyworking is the new “it” post-pandemic job trend that describes people who work multiple jobs just to get by.
By Carly Tennes
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‘Saved You A Click Video Games’ Is Hoarding Daisy Porn in Their Twitter Likes
Since the page’s inception in December 2020, the Saved You A Click Video Games’ (SYACVG) admins have been, almost exclusively, liking porn depicting Princess Daisy from Super Mario, in every Rule 34 scenario under the sun.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
TikTok Harry Potter Fans Are Imagining Some Very Questionable Professor Snape Fantasies
Over the past several weeks, several down-horrendous millennial Harry Potter fans have taken their adoration for their favorite Hogwarts professor to the next level, creating a series of horny smut, imagining what it’d be like to land a seat in Snape’s po
By Carly Tennes
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TikTokers Are Celebrating 'Feral Maiden Spring' and You Can't Harsh Their Vibe
The notably less autumnal successor of Feral Girl Fall, Feral Maiden Spring comes complete with 100% less alliteration and 100% more paganism — at least according to a now-viral clip from holistic coach @nowletsgetgoing, who popularized the term on the p
By Carly Tennes
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'I’ve Been Building Decks Since I was 4 Months Old': Blue-Collar Workers Can’t Stop Competing For Who Has It Worse
PureFax is a blue-collar worker, and he wants you to know that he works hard. Harder than you. Think you have it tough? Well, he’s been “on overtime since Monday,” and “on the clock for 25 damn years.”
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Twitter is Roasting Gwyneth Paltrow For Her Diet of 'Bone Broth' and 'Air'
Days after Goop overlord Gwyneth Paltrow sparked internet ire after getting a bit too candid about her diet — one evidently consisting of bone broth, air, and more bone broth — it seems a new, morbid curiosity has taken TikTok by storm: Could Paltrow sur
By Carly Tennes
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AI Woman Are No Longer 'Stereotypically Busty,' Now They're Laughing With Salad
Move over weirdly-horny Lensa portraits — it seems the sad, deranged women of AI art have recently discovered yet another beloved internet pastime — laughing alone with salad.
By Carly Tennes
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MrBeast Says He’s ‘Considering’ Bailing Out the Banks
Move over blind people, African children and Twitch e-girls — YouTube charity porn star MrBeast has hinted at the latest benefactor of his borderline-exploitative philanthropy — the global banking system.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Forbes Has an Epically, Insanely Bad Knack for Picking White-Collar Scammers For Their Cover Stories
Last month, the financial news giant released their annual list of America’s Best Banks, a ranking that predominantly featured the now-defunct SVB Financial Group’s Silicon Valley Bank *and* Signature Bank.
By Carly Tennes
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