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Twitter's New Public Bookmark Feature is Being Called the 'Jerk Off Ratio'
Bad news for people who like to beat their meat in peace — weeks after Twitter’s public view counter illustrated just how unpopular we all evidently are, the platform’s Musk-y overlords have unveiled their latest visible metric— publicly displaying the n
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Things Guys Didn't Know about Women Until They Experienced One First Hand
Despite knowing them, loving them and literally emerging into the world from them, it seems men know pretty much jack shit about women — as proven through r/AskReddit’s most recent viral monstrosity.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Phallic 9/11 Memorial Erected In North Carolina Goes Viral for All the Wrong (Right) Reasons
Reader, have you ever visited the 9/11 memorial in New York City, gazed into the deep, somber depths of the black pools marking the Twin Towers' original locations and thought quietly to yourself “wow, I wish this memorial had more giant dicks?”
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
The Mandela Effect Has Come For Sebastian From 'The Little Mermaid'
Nearly 34 years after Disney’s classic princess flick The Little Mermaid first hit theaters in 1989, the world has finally grasped the concept that Ariel has crabs— specifically one crab, a crustaceous friend named Sebastian.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Everything Rachel Bilson Has Said About Bill Hader's Dick Game
Rachel Bilson, she’s just like us, and by just like us, I mean just like *me* down horrendous and definitely *not* over her ex (pls call me, Jake, I have your hoodie and all forty (40) boxes of Warhammer you “accidentally” mailed to my house).
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'Tiny D,' 'Meatball Ron,' Ron DeSanctimonious,': Trump Is Workshopping the Perfect Ron DeSantis Nickname
Trump recently took a break from (allegedly) cheating at golf, shilling NFTs, and attempting to mansplain the McDonald’s menu to cashiers in a crisis zone, to perfect his evil (sick) nickname for his primary opponent, Republican Florida governor, Ron DeSa
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Jake Paul Blames His Loss to Tommy Fury on Wet Dream
Weeks after YouTuber Jake Paul made headlines (on Macaulay Culkin’s half-birthday) after spectacularly losing his boxing match against pro fighter Tommy Fury, the somehow less-annoying Paul brother got candid about his loss, blaming the defeat on a wet dr
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
The IRS Reminds Taxpayers to Report Gains From Stolen Property and Illegal Activities
Bad news for thieves, scammers and basically everyone except for that one woman on Extreme Cheapskates who stole her family’s belongings throughout the year only to return them at Christmas time, well before EOY — the IRS is coming for you.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'Shopping Carts and the 1995 Jacksonville Jaguars' Are Only Exceptions to 'Rule 34'
Despite finding its origins nearly two decades ago, Rule 34 — the old internet adage that “If it exists, there is porn of it” — is still *(very) much applicable, a lesson the fine people r/AskReddit recently learned the hard way.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
