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'This B—h Is Trippin!': Woman Tries to Flee Crash After Totaling Her Car
One woman decided that she wasn’t going to let her smashed car stop her from her dreams of hitting and running a major accident, attempting to flee a crash site despite her destroyed vehicle … and a hefty police presence.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'White Women Are Never Beating the Allegations': Why Is This Woman Tongue Kissing a Wild Wolf?
Though men are typically associated with the highly-coveted Darwin Award, one woman decided to smash that goddamn glass ceiling once and for all by tongue-kissing a wolf.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Wife Protests Brothel After Husband Spends $6k on Seven-Hour Sex Party
Hearing that direct action is the best way to achieve results, an Australian woman has threatened to protest a Gold Coast brothel after her husband spent $6,000 there on a seven-hour bender.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Massachusetts Youth Hockey Refs Hide in Barricaded Locker Room Awaiting Police While Parent Mob Bangs on the Door
For most people, going to a children’s sports game involves choking down a boiled hot dog as you watch kids try and fail to score points, usually tripping over themselves and each other in the process.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'How Many Times Bigger Is It Then Earth?': ‘Love Island’ Contestant Convinced the Earth 'Has To Be' Smaller Than the Moon
Though Love Island Australia contestant Abby Miller may have entered the villa looking for love, she left with one hell of a science lesson, discovering that the moon, is not in fact multiple times larger than the Earth.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Get the Hell Off My Land!': Angry Boomer Goes Off On Workers Mapping Underground Utilities
One angry boomer discovered that the good ‘ol “Get Off My Lawn” bit doesn’t exactly apply to utility workers, throwing a tantrum after discovering the men surveying land near her home were simply doing their jobs.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

YouTuber Accused Pocketing Tens of Thousands of Dollars Meant For Dementia Research
Though YouTuber Jirard Khalil — a.k.a. The Completionist — may be all about following through when it comes to video games, it appears he took a very different approach when it came to philanthropy.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm