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‘I’ll Be One of the Guys!’: Dudebro Says Testosterone Shots Made Him Want to Drive a Big Truck

Lately, a lot of men are convinced that they have low testosterone.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Freezing Chicago Temperatures Result in Tesla Graveyards

Everybody knows that Chicago is cold, but right now even the most seasoned windy city residents are feeling the chill.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Newly-Released Footage Shows Cops Arresting Gay Bar Owner After Crashing Their Car into His Bar

Less than a month after a St. Louis, Missouri cop allegedly crashed his police SUV into a local gay bar only to arrest the owner, new footage has been released depicting just how high tensions were running in the accident’s aftermath.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Dutch Politician Tries to Make Serious Point, Gets Roasted Because Dutch is Ridiculous

Before we get into this, let me just say that I know nothing about Dutch politics, and quite frankly, I refuse to learn about them.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘I’ve Seen Better Acting From Hostages’: WebMd Roasted After Releasing, Deleting Unhinged Return to Office Video

The pandemic sucked in a lot of ways, but one thing many workers view as a benefit was the normalization of working from home.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Unlucky Thieves Accidentally Rob Undercover Cops in Mugging Gone Wrong

Though several London thieves may have looked to snag a luxury watch during a late-night mugging, they got a whole lot more than they bargained for.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Buccaneers Player Brags About Having a ‘Three-Hour Goon Sesh With the Boys’

If you try to visit the Instagram page of Tampa Bay Buccaneers tight end Ko Kieft, you’ll notice that his account is now set to private.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘You’re Not Even in a Car, Woman!’: Woman Steals Parking Space by Standing in It

Finding a parking spot in a busy lot is always an annoying task.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Dude Who Asked His Wife For an Open Marriage is Mad She Now Gets More Action Than Him

It’s a tale as old as time.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Entrepreneur’ Takes to LinkedIn to Bemoan Employees Not Giving Their All on Christmas Eve

Much noise has been made about how embarrassing most Facebook posts are in 2023, or the endless sea of terrible TikToks, but not enough people talk about just how bad 99 percent of LinkedIn posts are.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'I'm Literally Getting a Hospital Potato as a Bonus': Hospital 'Gifts' Employees Baked Potato For Christmas

This staff is getting loaded this Christmas, with loaded baked potatoes.

By lizalikeminelli

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

A Second Gay Congressional Staffer Allegedly Filmed Themselves Boning On Capitol Hill

Mr. President, another second gay sex tape has hit Capitol Hill.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Ohio Bank Robber Too High to Write 'Money' On Demand Note

While you've most likely been high in your life, we can almost guarantee, you've never been this high.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'What Number Are You Reaching?': Everyone Wants to Stick This Advent Candle Up Their Butt

Christmastime: A season for enjoying hot cocoa, gift giving, mistletoe kisses, and for several fine folks on gay Twitter, flexing their bottoming prowess.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Woman Attacks Multiple Train Riders With Suitcase In Rampage On Norway Tram

One Norwegian woman proved that rolling backpacks aren’t just the official bag of high school dweebs, but also raging racists, going on a massive rampage while riding a train.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Wow

Kick Streamer Adin Ross Lost $5,000,000 Gambling In a Single Stream

What happened to just playing video games on stream?

By Peter Rapine

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Luxury Brand Hosting A 'Loot Out' Allowing Customers to 'Loot' Their Stores

I’m no capitalism expert, but it’s my understanding that in general, most companies encourage people to give them money in exchange for goods and services so they can turn a profit.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Woman Gets Caught Shoplifting During 'Shop With a Cop' Event

There’s no good time to commit a crime, but there are plenty of bad ones.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Police Find Gun Hidden in Man’s Rectum During Search

Police have apprehended yet another asshole with a gun.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Italians Be Pooping’: Is There Any Truth to That European Poop Map?

Recently, Twitter/X users have been arguing over a map that purports to show how often Europeans use the bathroom.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Volkswagen Asks Parents to Pay Subscription Fee to Find Missing Child

Losing your kid is one of the worst things that can happen to you. Having to buy a subscription to find them is somehow worse.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

'Live From London, This Is FU News': BBC Anchor Flips Off Camera Moments Before Starting Segment

BBC News briefly turned to BRD News on Wednesday, after one of the network’s “chief prenters” was caught flipping off the camera moments before signing on for her newscast.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'He’s In the Blast Zone': Elephant Rips the Greatest Fart Ever Farted Right In Cameraman's Face

One traveler proved that while not all heroes may wear capes, they sure as hell can take a lot of wind — specifically from an elephant’s ass.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Father Sits Through the Worst School Clarinet Recital of All Time

One exasperated dad proved that much like faces, there are also clarinet solos only a father could love, heading to TikTok with a glimpse of his son’s very … squeaky school recital.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Didn’t Like Doing Crime’: Elon Said He Couldn’t Stomach ‘GTA V’ Because the Game Made Him Shoot Police

Everyone has their limit for violence, and for Elon Musk, that’s shooting one of the Boys in Blue.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Facepalm - articles

‘I’ll Be One of the Guys!’: Dudebro Says Testosterone Shots Made Him Want to Drive a Big Truck

Freezing Chicago Temperatures Result in Tesla Graveyards

Newly-Released Footage Shows Cops Arresting Gay Bar Owner After Crashing Their Car into His Bar

Dutch Politician Tries to Make Serious Point, Gets Roasted Because Dutch is Ridiculous

‘I’ve Seen Better Acting From Hostages’: WebMd Roasted After Releasing, Deleting Unhinged Return to Office Video

Unlucky Thieves Accidentally Rob Undercover Cops in Mugging Gone Wrong

Buccaneers Player Brags About Having a ‘Three-Hour Goon Sesh With the Boys’

‘You’re Not Even in a Car, Woman!’: Woman Steals Parking Space by Standing in It

Dude Who Asked His Wife For an Open Marriage is Mad She Now Gets More Action Than Him

‘Entrepreneur’ Takes to LinkedIn to Bemoan Employees Not Giving Their All on Christmas Eve

'I'm Literally Getting a Hospital Potato as a Bonus': Hospital 'Gifts' Employees Baked Potato For Christmas

A Second Gay Congressional Staffer Allegedly Filmed Themselves Boning On Capitol Hill

Ohio Bank Robber Too High to Write 'Money' On Demand Note

'What Number Are You Reaching?': Everyone Wants to Stick This Advent Candle Up Their Butt

Woman Attacks Multiple Train Riders With Suitcase In Rampage On Norway Tram

Kick Streamer Adin Ross Lost $5,000,000 Gambling In a Single Stream

Luxury Brand Hosting A 'Loot Out' Allowing Customers to 'Loot' Their Stores

Woman Gets Caught Shoplifting During 'Shop With a Cop' Event

Police Find Gun Hidden in Man’s Rectum During Search

‘Italians Be Pooping’: Is There Any Truth to That European Poop Map?

Volkswagen Asks Parents to Pay Subscription Fee to Find Missing Child

'Live From London, This Is FU News': BBC Anchor Flips Off Camera Moments Before Starting Segment

'He’s In the Blast Zone': Elephant Rips the Greatest Fart Ever Farted Right In Cameraman's Face

Father Sits Through the Worst School Clarinet Recital of All Time

‘Didn’t Like Doing Crime’: Elon Said He Couldn’t Stomach ‘GTA V’ Because the Game Made Him Shoot Police

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