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‘Succession’ Star and 'Disgusting Brother' Nicholas Braun Might Be a Disgusting Guy in Real Life Too

Nicholas Braun: Known for portraying Greg Hirsch – a.k.a. “Cousin Greg” – on HBO’s Succession, who was once dubbed NYC’s hottest 6’7” bachelor by Instagram blind item page DeuxMoi, has a mountain of predatory allegations surfacing against him.

Mandatory Penis Measurement Is a Senior Prank Straight Out of 'South Park'

Earlier this month, several students at The Woodlands High School in Woodlands, Texas, found themselves the subject of r/Pics latest viral post, an image of their senior prank poster making the rounds.

Ben Askren Calls His Wife 'Mid' In Failed Tribute Post, She Then Calls Him Out

Former mixed martial artist and UFC fighter Ben Askren decided to make what he thought was a lovely post celebrating his wife Amy, “for being such a great mom to our kids.” But after using some questionable wording, he’s getting roasted by the internet, a

Utah House Slides Down a Mountain, People are Calling the Return of the Poltergeist

Last October, city building officials in Draper, Utah declared that two cliff-top homes on East Springtime Road were “unfit for human habitation.” On Saturday, those two homes were filmed crumbling down the side of a cliff.

'Mean Girls' Teasing Woman Taking Selfies at Baseball Game Get Doxxed by TikTok

To doxx or not to dox, that is the question setting social media ablaze after a baseball game photoshoot shot to viral proportions.

Starbucks' New Olive Oil 'Poop Potion' is Making People Shit Themselves

Upon snapping up a pretentiously-sized cup of olive-oil coffee, Starbucks patrons – and their bowels – got a whole lot more than they bargained for, the beverages catalyzing countless bathroom emergencies.

Andrew Tate Is Getting Roasted for Attempting to Pass Off His Dog as a ‘Wolf'

“In Mortal Kombat, I would destroy a singular wolf. Decimation,” he wrote before proclaiming himself as “one of the most powerful humans on the planet.”

Naked Girls and Sanrio Characters: Every Lighter Better Than Twitter's Viral $7k Lighter

Crypto influencer Gavin Mayo learned a very important lesson about flexing on Twitter this week — when it comes to lighters, hentai is better than being a rich douchebag.

Author Recommends Chat GPT to Get a 'Legitimately Objective Assessment' of Her Writing, But People Roast Her Instead

Lauren Kay, whose debut novel, We Ship It, releases this June, decided to do what any young writer would and look for feedback on her work.

10 Fictional Characters Who Wholeheartedly Did Not Deserve Their Fate

Your Cashier Is Begging You, Stop Licking Your Fingers to Count Cash, You Unhygienic Monster

Bacteria, pet DNA, cocaine, and fecal matter. Nope, this isn’t an episode of Narcos.

All the Best 'Dumb Ways to Die' TikToks

The TikTok sound currently has 286,000 videos attached to it, with most users electing to stop their clips the moment before disaster strikes.

TikTok's ‘April Theory’ Promises You a Spring Glow Up

Great news for us hotties out there — we’re all about to go from hot to *really* hot if TikTok’s latest viral theory is to be believed.

Trump Shares Catturd Poll as Proof of His Popularity, But PuddingPerson Proves the People Really Want the Grimace

Earlier this week, former President Donald Trump shared a poll on his Truth Social platform, showing that republican voters preferred him over Florida governor and fellow presidential candidate Ron DeSantis.

Man On Zoom Call Says Working From Home 'Isn't Really Working'

Though Willett Advisors exec Steven Ratner may have attempted to make a rousing argument advocating returning to in-person work in his recent New York Times OpEd, his actions managed to send a different message when he called in remotely for a television

All the Dunks on Justin Roiland's "Justice" Tweet

The disgraced writer posted a photo to his Instagram and Twitter with a one-word caption; “Justice.”

TikTokers Are Celebrating 'Feral Maiden Spring' and You Can't Harsh Their Vibe

The notably less autumnal successor of Feral Girl Fall, Feral Maiden Spring comes complete with 100% less alliteration and 100% more paganism — at least according to a now-viral clip from holistic coach @nowletsgetgoing, who popularized the term on the p

'I’ve Been Building Decks Since I was 4 Months Old': Blue-Collar Workers Can’t Stop Competing For Who Has It Worse

PureFax is a blue-collar worker, and he wants you to know that he works hard. Harder than you. Think you have it tough? Well, he’s been “on overtime since Monday,” and “on the clock for 25 damn years.”

The Rejection Hotline, and 7 Other Useful Numbers You Can Call

Giving out your phone number is a lot more dangerous than it used to be. In the olden days, the worst that could happen was a telemarketer interrupting your family dinner with a ringing landline.

‘Being Incredibly Hot is a Curse’: Woman Says Men Won’t Date Her Because She’s Too Sexy

After racking up over 3.5 million views, Los Angeles based comedian, Hope Schwing’s short TikTok found its audience.

'Tiny D,' 'Meatball Ron,' Ron DeSanctimonious,': Trump Is Workshopping the Perfect Ron DeSantis Nickname

Trump recently took a break from (allegedly) cheating at golf, shilling NFTs, and attempting to mansplain the McDonald’s menu to cashiers in a crisis zone, to perfect his evil (sick) nickname for his primary opponent, Republican Florida governor, Ron DeSa

Elon Apologizes After Publicly Ridiculing and Firing Disabled Employee

The 2019 Icelandic Businessman of the year, celebrated disability advocacy and the first non-Björk Icelander to gain a scrap of international relevance, Halli Thorleifsson, managed to accomplish the impossible this week: Getting Space Karen Elon Musk to a

'What Gets Harder Is the Thinking’: Vin Diesel Says He Understands Why J.R.R. Tolkien Stopped Writing LOTR

This isn't the first ludicrous (pun fully intended) Vin Diesel video to make us scratch our heads, and I'm certain it won't be the last.

The President of Mexico Is Convinced He Spotted a Woodland Elf

Mexico’s president — he’s just us … if us here means moms who spend a little *too* much time on Facebook.

Macaulay Culkin Celebrated His Half Birthday By Watching Jake Paul Get Punched in the Head

Move over halved cupcakes and existential crises about the never-ceasing passage of time, it seems child star-turned-adult-star-but-not-like-that Macaulay Culkin has found the best way to celebrate a half-birthday or any occasion for that matter: Watching