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Kanye Thinks Elon Musk Is a 'Half Chinese Hybrid'

Kanye West continued his massive hatred-fueled downfall into irrelevance with a new Instagram post theorizing that Elon Musk might in fact be half Chinese.

Political Candidate Dixon Butts Tracks Down Dude Who Stole His Sign

Dixon Butts began as a joke to take a jab at local politicians’ campaigns. He made signs, created a website, and even designed Dixon Butts merch.

Tiktoker Amber Mezner Responds to Bullying Accusations with Pathetic Denial

The TikToker Amber Mezner is under serious fire after the user Sunset Makeup posted a video accusing her of bullying.

Remembering the Best and Worst Trump Tweets of All Time

Trump has announced his 2024 run for President. He had to do it on his own social media platform, TRUTH Social, after famously being banned from Twitter in 2020.

The Most WTF TikToks of the Week

TikTok has quickly supplanted Youtube and Liveleak as the best platform to view batshit insane videos.

The World's Biggest Randy Marsh Fan Has No Regrets Over Her 'Chosen Husband'

This 19-year-old girl named Norah has an insane obsession with the South Park character Randy Marsh.

Arizona Couple Fired For Making OnlyFans Content On School Grounds

A teacher and her husband were forced to resign their respective positions after word of their joint OnlyFans account was spread around the school.

Hasidic Dudes Playing Frogger With the NYC Marathon is Peak Entertainment

Yesterday was the New York City Marathon and countless New Yorkers took to the streets to work off a year's worth of one-dollar pizza and overpriced bagels.

Influencer Facing Charges For Hitting Golf Balls into the Grand Canyon

TikToker Katie Sigmond also broke the club, which went flying into the canyon as well.

What Having Seven Children Does to a Person

In a video posted to social media, date unknown, Baldwin laments about all the things he wished he could do, but can't, because he spends all his time with his family.

Ethereum Founder Vitalik Buterin is Packing Some Serious Heat

Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Conspiracy Theory Suggests Tom Brady Was Secretly Filming "Masked Singer" While Away from Buccs

The Buccaneers quarterback, Tom Brady, has recently stepped away from his position in the NFL without much explanation.

'Alabama Hot Pocket' is the Latest NSFW Trend Taking Over TikTok

Do yourself a favor and remain ignorant on this one.

Cleveland Hosting the National Massage Therapist Convention Is Something Hollywood Couldn’t Even Make Up

Either this is some cruel joke or a Hollywood film script either way, it's pretty hard to make up.

Biden Flashes Embarrassing 'Cheat Sheet' With Simple Behavior Instructions

A facepalm with some unsettling implications.

Elementary School Accidentally Serves Kids Floor Sealant Instead of Milk

Kim K Says She’d ‘Literally’ Eat Poop

Kim Kardashian recently sat down with the New York Times for what turned out to be an intimate interview complete with excrement.

Elon Musk Posts Elden Ring Build, Gets Trolled

If you aren't double-shielding, you're missing out.

Influencer Facing Charges After Starting Forest Fire for Video

Tattoo Artist Gets Roasted After Unveiling Awful E-40 Tattoo

Netflix Sues Itself Over Subscriber Losses

Crypto Bro Humiliated After $2M 'First Tweet NFT' Sale Ends at $280

Khloe Kardashian Admits to Photoshopping Her Daughter On Vacation at Disneyland

Khloe Kardashian not only photoshopped her four-year-old daughter, True, into a Disney trip she wasn't taken along for, she accidentally confirmed as much after actually taking her to the 'most magical place on Earth yesterday.

20 Pics and Vids Proving Humans Are the Weirdest Species Ever

I would be remiss if I didn't acknowledge how stupid we actually are as humans.

Kim Kardashian Deletes Tweet after Photoshop Allegations

Coming from the billionaire who just told every other woman in the world to "Get your a** up and work", it's no surprise that Kim Kardashian's social media would be fake as well.