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Ariana DeBose Deleted Her Twitter after Cringeworthy BAFTA Rap
On Sunday, February 19, the actress made headlines after hitting the stage of London’s Royal Albert Hall with an opening act we neither needed *or* deserved in these trying times, performing a rap about women in the entertainment industry.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'I Can't Have This Online': Comedian Owns Creep Who DM'd Her His Dong on Valentine's Day
On today’s installment of mediocre men having the audacity, comic Maria DeCotis singlehandedly proved that there is something worse than spending Valentine’s Day alone — fending off horny strangers on the internet.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Doja Cat's NSFW Fleetwood Mac Cover Is an Instant Classic
Whatever Doja Cat is on, we want some.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Getting to the Bottom of the TikTok Engagement Baiters
Last month, TikToker, influencer and OnlyFans creator @cal_gif took to her platform of more than 371,000 followers to present a very un-modest proposal… one so un-modest even the Rosetta fucking Stone would have an aneurysm attempting to translate it.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Redditor Asks for Advice Removing a 'Small Cylinder from a Mini M&M Tube'
On December 6th, Redditor u/Smart_Calendar1874 headed to r/AskReddit to ask a very pressing question: “How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?”
By GiorgioMarauder
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

The New York Times Published a 'Swastika' Crossword on the First Day of Hanukkah
For the third time, the New York Times daily crossword puzzle featured a Swastika.
By GiorgioMarauder
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Alfalfa of the 'Little Rascals' Was Suspended on Twitter after Bizarre Triad
It seems Bug Hall, the dude best known for playing Alfalfa in Little Rascals, has gone from a little rascal to a big f**king weirdo, taking to Twitter with a series of bizarre, ultra-religious takes no one asked for.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm