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Traffic Blocking A-Hole Gets Instant, Tackling Karma After Holding Up An Entire Road
One guy out on the streets of Melbourne Australia decided that the roads were his as he strolled down the middle of the road with a car trailing slowly behind him honking its horn in a plea for him to get out of the way.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'I'm Captain of the Soccer Team!': Entitled Sports Star Assumes Sheriff Dad Can Help Her Get Away With DUI
One daughter learned a hard lesson about driving while intoxicated, discovering that neither being a Sheriff’s daughter nor the captain of her soccer team exempted her from following the rules of the road.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

'Crying Rooms and Unaliving Jokes': Jimmy Fallon Accused of Making 'The Tonight Show' A Toxic Work Environment
Though comedian Jimmy Fallon may have garnered a reputation for making audiences laugh — or briefly look up from their TikTok doom scrolls as his late-night television show provides some much-needed evening background noise — the Saturday Night Live alum
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

‘That’s Not His GF': High School Football Player Hugs His Mom a Little Too Hard Post-Game
She’s not a regular mom, she’s a 'boy mom.'
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'I'm Feelin' Like Michael Jackson': Super Smash Bros. Streamer Banned From Twitch after Drunk Driving Livestream
Twitch streamer and professional Super Smash Bros. Melee player bobby big ballz lived up to his name for all the wrong reasons during a recent stream, landing a ban from the platform after broadcasting himself drinking and driving.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

'I’m About To Clean His Clock!': Son Catches Dad Eating Lunch With His Alleged Mistress
A romantic fast food lunch quickly took a turn for the Maury after one cheating dad found himself confronted by his son while treating his alleged mistress to a steamy afternoon at their local rest stop.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

'Sir, You Hit My Car': Gary Busey Leads Woman On Highway Car Chase after Hit and Run
Actor Gary Busey continued his streak of drivers-seat L’s on Wednesday after allegedly hitting a woman’s car, backing out of a shopping center, and speeding away without leaving his insurance information.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

The Tabi Swiper: Dude Steals Tinder Date's Tabi Boots, Just So He Can Give Them To His Girlfriend
“This man is out here on Tinder and Hinge and he will steal from you,” she said of the Tabi thief, who messaged her on a dating app after running into her on the street.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘It’s a boy! It’s a girl!’: Pilot Killed In Gender Reveal Gone Wrong
Though it’s unclear what exactly caused the crash, the plane’s wing appeared to detach before spiraling to the ground in a harrowing viral video depicting the incident, one that quickly went viral on Twitter.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

'Stampedes, Half-Built Stages and Angry EDM Bros': All The Disasters From This Weekend's Failed Electric Zoo Music Festival
Mere hours before major acts like Galantis, Excision, and every 2016 frat boy’s favorite duo, The Chainsmokers, were set to take the festival’s various stages on Friday, the event organizers decided to pull the plug on Day 1.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'It’s A Biohazard Issue': Flight Forced to Turn Around After Passenger Sprays Entire Cabin With Diarrhea
The s**t hit the fan — nay, friendly skies — on Friday after one passenger aboard a Delta flight found themselves battling with a bout of diarrhea so bad, it forced the airplane to take a U-ie less than halfway through its trip to Barcelona.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Woman Stalks Danny DeVito, Picks Prescription Up Under His Name in Attempt to Get the ‘Sunny’ Star in Her Music Video
An Australian singer has made it her mission to track down Danny DeVito in the hopes of having him star in her music video, going so far as attempting to pick up a prescription at a CVS he allegedly frequents in order to obtain his address.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

'I’m Not Usually Racist At All But…': Bikini-Clad Karen Goes On Anti-Latino Rant In Newly Released Police Bodycam Footage
One bikini-clad Karen proved that even the most relaxing of pool days could be easily transformed into a racially-charged nightmare, embarking on a racist, anti-Latino rant after one of her neighbors took their family to the pool in their shared apartment
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

'This Is Not A Jungle Gym': Influencer Roasted After Climbing On Grocery Store Display, Pissing Off Employees For TikTok Clout
TikToker @tooapree_us recently proved that there is such a thing as taking pranks too far, peeving retail employees — and in turn, several fans — after he climbed to the top of a grocery store display and refused to budge.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny