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Good Luck to the Guy Eating Nuclear-Water Fish in Japan

Recently, the nation of Japan made headlines after it announced that it would be dumping nuclear wastewater directly into the Pacific Ocean. How much nuclear wastewater? About a million goddamn tons.

'I Should Call Her': Tampa Bay Times Posts and Deletes Provocative 'Hurricussy' Map of Hurricane Idalia

What’s wet, hot and making us miss our exes? None other than the Tampa Bay Times’ quickly-deleted map of Hurricane Idalia.

Is Swiftie Amnesia a Side Effect of Dark Magic?

Unless you’ve been living under a rock this summer, you’ve probably heard of The Eras Tour, Taylor Swift’s epic three-hour extravaganza spanning five continents and 146 shows.

16 Backyard Wrestling Moments Where Somebody Went Straight to the Dentist

There’s a reason professional wrestlers are paid the big bucks, and that’s because they have the technique and experience to make big moves work.

‘Mama Mia’: Kanye Appears to Get Blowie on a Boat in Italy

Rapper and Jonah-Hill-reformed anti-semite Kanye West was quite literally caught with his pants down this weekend after paps spied the “Stronger” artist appearing to get some sweet, sweet sloppy boat toppy from his new non-Kim Kardashian wife, Bianca Cens

Guy Thinks the Woman's Equivalent to Post Nut Clarity is 'Post Piss Vagina Awareness'

Ladies, you know the feeling when you pee and you are suddenly aware that you have a vagina?

Vivek Ramaswamy’s Campaign Looks Like a Pyramid Scheme

There are a lot of people who won’t be elected president next year.

The Man Who Is Living Inside of a Human-Sized Hamster Cage

Have you ever envied your pet’s life of luxury? They just get to sleep all day, run around a bit, go outside, play fetch, eat, **** and sleep some more. They’re truly living the dream.

She Lost Her Job for Punching a Horse, Now She’s the Internet’s Favorite Meme

Unfortunately, one British school teacher let her intrusive thoughts win when she “chastised” a pony named Bruce Almighty in November 2021.

Pink Sauce Founder Starts GoFundMe after Claiming to Be 'Financially Sabotaged' by Her Distributor

Last year, @chef.pii brought her pink-colored sauce to the world thanks to TikTok. Her sauce quickly went viral and later was available for purchase on the shelves of Walmart. However, now the pink sauce creator is claiming that she has not been properly

Massive Fight Breaks Out After Women Clog Toilet at Chicken Restaurant

Basically, just another night in Orlando.

Justice for “Fence Lady” Who Was Wrongfully Labeled a Karen in Viral TikTok

Throughout the video, Mraj’s sister can be heard shouting at the neighbors to stop, which they didn’t, resulting in a scuffle. Police were called, but no charges were filed.

‘I’m Untouchable’: Streamer Offered Anyone ‘$1,000 If They Can Beat My A**,’ So Someone Did

Now, if you don’t know who any of these people are, good for you. I hope you’re enjoying your life on the outside.

'There's Something In Them Hot Dogs': American Abroad Issues PSA On the Dangers of Fighting German Women

The Germans. If you know anything about history, you’re probably well aware that they’re a wacky bunch.

Big-Brain Uber CEO Drives for Uber, Realizes It's Hard Work

Remember Undercover Boss, that TV show where executives would go undercover at their companies to see what working life was like for their underlings? Uber’s CEO Dara Khosrowshahi did something similar last year, working as a driver and encountering what

Is It Creepy to Watch Your Friends Have an Orgy?

A redditor is feeling weird after watching his friends have an orgy. In a post on r/tifu, DrJanusMagus says that he and a group of friends were day-drinking. One thing led to another and boom, an orgy broke out. The only problem? DrJanusMagus wasn’t feeli

'Stop Jerking Off': Anti-Porn Christian Rap Song Is Low-Key a Banger

Christian rapper Wavy Matt has a simple message: It’s time to stop beating your meat.

'I Don’t Condone But I Understand': Teacher Arrested For Showing Up Drunk On the First Day of School

One third grade teacher in Oklahoma was most definitely not ready to kick off the school year, reportedly arriving to teach on the first day of third grade with a blood alcohol level at roughly triple the legal limit.

All the Best Ron DeSantis Smile Memes That Totally Aren't Dead Inside

The campaign trail has been nothing but difficult for Florida Governor Ron DeSantis as he runs for the Republican candidacy.

SoCal Mall Evacuated after a Suspicious-Looking Toilet Was Feared to Be a Bomb

Last night authorities were called to the Americana Mall in Glendale, California after a suspicious-looking toilet was found near an AMC movie theatre. The toilet, which had been spray-painted with drawings and words, was mistaken for a bomb.

In Honor of 'International Dog Day' Check Out These Rowdy Bitches

It’s International Dog Day! That means it’s time to celebrate man’s best friend!

'If Trump Weighs 215, I'm A Bodybuilder': No One Actually Believes Former President Donald Trump Is 6’3” 215

Though he may be famed for serving as our nation’s 45th president, having a horrific spray tan and becoming the only POTUS in United States history to earn the highly-coveted Mugshawty status, former President Donald Trump could have had one heck of a pro

GTA IRL: Dude Holds Up Traffic By Doing Donuts In Crowded Intersection, Ticks off Fellow Drivers

16 Fools Who Shouldn’t Have Ever Been Let Near A Forklift

If you work in a warehouse or on a construction site, a consistent feature of your job likely includes lifting heavy things up and down.

'I Need to See You!': Drew Barrymore's Stalker Confronts Her At Live Event

One deranged Drew Barrymore apparently wanted even more Barrymore this week, crashing the actress’ live discussion with artist Reneé Rapp in an apparent ill-fated attempt at getting close with the star.