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'This Indictment Is A Travesty': 'Borat 2' Star Rudy Giuliani Has Been Booked On Election Interference Charges
Great news for mobsters still bitter about Rudy Giuliani’s passion for prosecuting RICO cases — America’s Mayor has turned himself in after getting hit with several racketeering charges related to his alleged attempt at overthrowing the results of the 202
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Livvy Dunne Continues to Post Photoshopped Pictures After Being Caught Red Handed
Louisiana State Gymnast Olivia Dunne proved that even elite athletes have their own fair share of things they’d change about their appearances, finding herself in the hot seat after allegedly altering several photos shared to her social media pages.
By Carly Tennes
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'They Don't Have Stanley Kubrick': Moon Landing Truthers Call BS On India's Moon Landing
India made history on Wednesday after their Chandrayaan-3 mission landed safely on the moon’s south pole, cementing itself as the first nation to successfully touch down on the largely unexplored region of the lunar surface.
By Carly Tennes
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Antinatalists Are Livid Their Hero PewDiePie Had a Child
Last month, gaming Youtuber PewDiePie announced the birth of his son, Bjorn. Most people would say the birth of a baby is the most positive experience in one's life. However, not everyone shares these "universal" truths, and one community in particular, R
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Burning Man's Black Rock City Is a Giant Mud Puddle Thanks to Hurricane Hilary
The west coast has been communing with Hurricane Hilary and it’s hurting the vibe
By lizalikeminelli
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17 Overconfident People Who Thought They Could Drive Through Flood Water
Californians love to brag about their superior weather; opting for wildfires and earthquakes in the place of rain, snow, and cold. But this past weekend the perpetually dry state was greeted by record-breaking rainfall in the form of Hurricane Hilary.
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Neighbors Call 911 On "Dead Man" Who Was Actually Just Having the Best Nap of His Life
TikTok user @cauliflowercarol noticed a man parked outside her apartment who “had a smashed car window and looked dead,” and when we say looked dead—he looked already six feet under.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Grindset Dude Bro Thinks He Invented Mornings, Afternoons In Viral Hustle Porn Rant
Until now, at least. On an episode of the Evan Carmichael Show featuring Ed Mylett, aka swagless Dave Bautista, Mylett explains how his own convoluted conception of time means that one day contains not one, not two, but three whole days.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Racist Sandra' Is Met with Mob after Video of Her Telling a Vendor to 'Go Back to Mexico' Goes Viral
The original video was posted by @enamoradoalex_ on Instagram where a woman confronted Antonio, the local tamales guy, telling him to not sell in front of her house.
By lizalikeminelli
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Dillon Danis Attempts to Troll Logan Paul by Sharing Photos of His Fiancé with a Myriad of Other Men
Though YouTuber and dead body expert Logan Paul isn’t set to face off against MMA fighter Dillon Danis until October 14, the athlete is already attempting to get into his competitor’s head, sharing several photos of his fiancee, model Nina Agdal with a my
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Kid Rock Goes Woke after Being Caught Drinking a Bud Light
Though Kid Rock famously obliterated several six packs of Bud Light with an AR-15 last spring after the brand partnered with transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney, the artist appears to have joined the woke mob, quietly forgiving the beer brand for daring
By Carly Tennes
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'She’s Imitating a Bee': Tennis Player Tattles on Woman Making Bee Noises to Throw Off His Serve
The Cincinnati Masters tennis event took a turn for bee-zarre on Wednesday after one spectator tried to throw Greek tennis star Stefanos Tsitsipas off his game, loudly “imitating a bee” as he attempted to serve.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

As Divorce Rumors Swirl, Britney Spears Just Wants to Know What Horse She Should Buy
Though the world may be captivated by Britney Spears’ alleged divorce from her husband, model Sam Asghari, the princess of pop has one burning question — what kind of horse should she buy?
By Carly Tennes
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The Neighbors Who Communicate Through Knocks and Farts
Relationships with our neighbors are more complicated than they seem on shows like Friends — in this disconnected age, many of us, especially those living in cities, don’t know our neighbors very well, if at all.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Mobsters Can't Wait to Meet Rudy Behind Bars
As news that Giuliani may go down for charges related to the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act, the same act he promoted as a Federal prosecutor in the 1980s, a whole lot of mobsters are very excited at the prospects of seeing him around
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'You’re Crazy, I Love It': Girlfriend Dumps Cheating Boyfriend With Surprise Reel After Their Entire Europe Vacation
Chances are your social media feeds are currently being dominated by people on epic “Euro Summer” vacations, or perhaps you’re even on one yourself.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Stranger Things' Super Fan Scammed Out of $10,000 and Left Her Husband after Being Catfished by Dacre Montgomery Impersonator
The only thing scarier than a demogorgon? Getting scammed out of five figures by a catfisher claiming to be a star of Stranger Things.
By Carly Tennes
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‘$3,000 on Chili’s?’: Man Proudly Shares That He Spent $25K On DoorDash In a Single Year
The amount I spend on delivery food is like my phone’s “screen time” notification: I do not, under any circumstances, want to know. So long as the card keeps working, we’re all good here — no need for further information.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Bradley Cooper's Offensive Prosthetic Nose in Upcoming Leonard Bernstein Biopic Has People Quite Angry
Though actor Bradley Cooper may have sported a large prosthetic nose while playing Leonard Bernstein in Netflix’s upcoming biopic 'Maestro,' there was something he resembled more than the legendary Jewish composer — a raging antisemite.
By Carly Tennes
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