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Miami Heat Mascot Sent to the ER After McGregor Takes Finals Skit Too Far

Former UFC champion Connor McGregor clocked Miami Heat mascot Burnie in the face twice, as part of a halftime skit during Game 4 of the NBA finals.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

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24 People Share Their Favorite Jokes, Puns, and One-Liners

Who doesn't love a good, bad, or dumb joke?

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'Who Owns This Aisle?': The Guy Exposing How Major Corporations Own Basically All Our Foods

Grocery stores are full of choice. There are a million brands of the same product and the differences can be minimal.

By lizalikeminelli

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

New Economy Airline Seat Proposition is Horrible for People Who Fart a Lot

Flying on airplanes sucks.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Depressing Day in the Life Guy's Life Isn't That Depressing, According To Real Adults

'Day in the life videos' are a staple of the internet.

By lizalikeminelli

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Baby Gronk's Mom Has Two Other Baby Gronks Everyone Will Soon Be Talking About

As the young athlete, whose real name is Madden San Miguel, became social media’s obsession this week, his Mother’s Day Instagram post from last month began catching new eyes on social media.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

GeoRainbolt Tracked Down a Bagel After a NYC Food Influencer Tried to Keep It a Secret

The GeoGuessr prodigy Trevor Rainbolt has turned his uncanny talents away from pinpointing exact global locations, and towards outing influencers gatekeeping their favorite restaurants.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Was Grimace Conceived On 9/11?

“A June 12 birthday suggests grimace may have been conceived on September 11,” Twitter user @ben_rosen observed in his now-infamous viral tweet.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Madison Beer Was Asked to Show Her Feet In Her First-Ever Twitch Stream

“I didn’t even show feet you creep they were slippers, relax,” she responded.

By figgyPudding

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

'They Can Cry in a Ferrari': OnlyFans Creator Owns Piers Morgan for Suggesting Her Future Kids Won't Support Her Career Choices

Morgan then fired back with every right winger’s favorite hypothetical – what about the children?

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

For The Love Of God, Stop Giving Servers Fake Jesus Money

“It should be legal to assault people who do this.”

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

ButtMetropolis.com: The Horny Spam Texts Fascinating Twitter

Move over, wealthy Nigerian princes and those weird “wrong text” scams that apparently just want iTunes gift cards, another digital scheme is coming for us and our horny asses – quite literally.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Sink Pissers Are Mad People Want Them to Stop Pissing in the Sink

Some people piss in the pool, some people piss in the shower, and some people, piss in the sink.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Conspiracy Theorists Think a Flame-throwing Helicopter Started the Canadian Wildfires

Conspiracy theorists think the Canadian wildfires were intentionally lit by flame-throwing helicopters

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Mark Zuckerberg Disputes Claims He Was Choked Out By An Uber Engineer

"This is something we are trained to know," Costa da Silva, told the outlet of the knockout.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Apple Vision Pros Are a Retirement Investment Strategy for Grindset Bros

Grindset bros have been giving people creative, albeit laughable financial advice ever since there’s been an internet for them to post it on.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Pete Davidson Goes Off on PETA Exec In Leaked Expletive Ridden Voicemail

It’s a classic tale of Pete vs PETA.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Girl Publicly Claps Back at Pick Up Artist Who Thought He Won Her Over

Being a weirdo isn’t the pull you think it is – just ask Twitter PUA Chase Austin, who recently had a recorded interaction fact-checked to filth by the woman he was allegedly attempting to seduce.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

The Internet Reacts to Apple's New $3,500 'Vision Pro' AR Headset

WIll VR finally catch on now that the world's biggest tech company throws its goggles in the virtual reality ring? To be determined, but hey at least we have these jokes.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Kanye Is Hiding His Wife’s Face Because the Internet Thinks She Looks Like Pete Davidson

Over the last few months, Kanye West has miraculously managed to fly under the radar with his new wife Bianca Censori, and keep himself out of the negative news cycle.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

The Internet Reacts to Joe Biden Tripping Over a Sandbag

Biden hit the deck after speaking at the Air Force Academy's graduation ceremony.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Taylor Swift Fans Are Celebrating Her Latest Failed Relationship

After a few hard-fought weeks, the Swifties have emerged victorious in the war for Taylor's heart, and reputation.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Why Are All These Dummies Getting Beat Up in MMA Gyms?

At heart, humans really just like to watch other humans embarrass themselves, especially if it involves a physical injury of some kind, and these videos taking TikTok by storm are no exception.

By LeonTrout

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

This Influencer’s 'A.I. Clone' Can’t Stop Being Horny On Main

If apps like Replika have taught us anything, it’s that if a piece of technology exists, humans will find a way to make it horny.

By LeonTrout

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

'I Thought This Would Be Easier': Says Guy Who Dedicated Life to Hunting the Loch Ness Monster

Sisyphus has nothing on this guy: meet Steve Feltham, a British man who has been searching for the Loch Ness Monster for 30 years, who told the BBC that he thought the task would have been easier.

By LeonTrout

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

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Miami Heat Mascot Sent to the ER After McGregor Takes Finals Skit Too Far

24 People Share Their Favorite Jokes, Puns, and One-Liners

'Who Owns This Aisle?': The Guy Exposing How Major Corporations Own Basically All Our Foods

New Economy Airline Seat Proposition is Horrible for People Who Fart a Lot

Depressing Day in the Life Guy's Life Isn't That Depressing, According To Real Adults

Baby Gronk's Mom Has Two Other Baby Gronks Everyone Will Soon Be Talking About

GeoRainbolt Tracked Down a Bagel After a NYC Food Influencer Tried to Keep It a Secret

Was Grimace Conceived On 9/11?

Madison Beer Was Asked to Show Her Feet In Her First-Ever Twitch Stream

'They Can Cry in a Ferrari': OnlyFans Creator Owns Piers Morgan for Suggesting Her Future Kids Won't Support Her Career Choices

For The Love Of God, Stop Giving Servers Fake Jesus Money

ButtMetropolis.com: The Horny Spam Texts Fascinating Twitter

Sink Pissers Are Mad People Want Them to Stop Pissing in the Sink

Conspiracy Theorists Think a Flame-throwing Helicopter Started the Canadian Wildfires

Mark Zuckerberg Disputes Claims He Was Choked Out By An Uber Engineer

Apple Vision Pros Are a Retirement Investment Strategy for Grindset Bros

Pete Davidson Goes Off on PETA Exec In Leaked Expletive Ridden Voicemail

Girl Publicly Claps Back at Pick Up Artist Who Thought He Won Her Over

The Internet Reacts to Apple's New $3,500 'Vision Pro' AR Headset

Kanye Is Hiding His Wife’s Face Because the Internet Thinks She Looks Like Pete Davidson

The Internet Reacts to Joe Biden Tripping Over a Sandbag

Taylor Swift Fans Are Celebrating Her Latest Failed Relationship

Why Are All These Dummies Getting Beat Up in MMA Gyms?

This Influencer’s 'A.I. Clone' Can’t Stop Being Horny On Main

'I Thought This Would Be Easier': Says Guy Who Dedicated Life to Hunting the Loch Ness Monster

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