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'Fort Worth Playboy' Roasted after Bragging About Having a High School Girlfriend

Fort Worth Playboy is a Twitter account that talks about “Fitness, Finances, Fucking.”

Mom Uncharted Is Fighting an Uphill Battle Against Child Exploitation on TikTok

Sarah, aka mom.uncharted, has dedicated herself to calling out content creators who share their children’s lives online.

Male Karen Steals Skateboard and Tosses It Into the Road

“No no!” the cameraperson said, the skateboard hurling towards traffic.

The 'Natural Ozempic' Supplement Making Celebs Shit Themselves

Not rich and famous enough to get an Ozempic prescription? TikTok has a viral hack for that.

‘It’s Graffiti': Karen Landlord Forces Woman to Removed Chalk Art from Driveway

Move over spray paint, chalk is coming for your graffiti gig – well, at least according to TikTok’s latest viral landlord Karen.

Crypto TikToker Pleads Guilty To Laundering $1.2 Million In COVID Relief Funds

Heeding bad pop-finance influencers’ bad advice is more than just embarrassing – it can also land you behind bars, just ask Danny Devan, TikTok’s resident crypto guru.

COD Streamer Nick Mercs Says 'Of Course' He Drinks Breast Milk

Have you ever tasted your significant other’s breast milk? It’s not a fetish often talked about, yet it was the question posed by New York Knicks small forward Josh Hart on Twitter.

Taylor Swift Fans Are Wearing Adult Diapers To Her Concerts

As Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour continues its reign of glittery terror across the United States, some Swifties are shitting their pants with excitement at the prospect of seeing their favorite artist live in concert – literally.

Shit Coiners Want You To Help Them Pump Their $COCK Coin

Twitter crypto bros proved what we already knew about their notoriously pompous community – they’re all in desperate need of some $COCK.

Jenna Ortega Stans Need Some Fresh Air after Seeing Their Fav Blast a Cig

The Wednesday Addams actress, Jenna Ortega was spotted smoking a cigarette last week and her fans are losing their shit over it.

Botched ATM Robbery Prank Leaves YouTuber With Broken Nose

Pranks are supposed to be funny.

Salt Bae Brags About How Expensive the Food at His Restaurant Is

Nusret Gökçe, otherwise known as Salt Bae, sparked outrage on the internet when he posted a photo to his Instagram account bragging about how much expensive food a diner bought.

What are Some Things You Should Never Say on a Crowded Elevator?

The Time a Streamer Broke Her Back Doing Splits into TwitchCon Foam Pit

There wasn't much foam in that foam pit.

California-Based 'Idol Group' 'Sorb3t' Canceled For Cultural Appropriation

“Sorb3t is not off to a strong start bestie!!”

The Youth Are Participating in Hobby Horse Competitions

Horse-obsessed youth are posting videos on TikTok and opening the eyes of the world to a bizarre community of people who compete in competitions using toy horses.

The 'You Forgot Your Phone Photo' Prank is Taking the Internet's Most Gullible By Storm

Every practical joke needs someone to fall for it, and the latest way people are pranking their loved ones is reserved for the internet’s most gullible.

'You Were My Cum Once' Is Not an Appropriate Thing to Say to a Newborn Baby

The miracle of childbirth is a wonder to so many new parents. It’s amazing to think in 40 weeks you can make human life. Even though some of us just don’t phrase our excitement correctly.

FDA Issues PSA: 'Please Don't Drink Your Popper'

The agency declined to share its official stance on huffing 5-Hour Energy.

Crazy MMA Moments That Had Us Genuinely Concerned

It takes courage to get inside the ring.

Is Jeff Bezos the World's Richest Cuck?

Shortly after hitting the press, the image quickly took on a life of its own on social media.

“Masculinity” Influencers Are Obsessed With the Cuck Line

Twitter user @brutalmindset posted a photo of a line of men and all but one are naked waiting for a turn with a woman bent over a couch.

Rule 34 Filters Are Traumatizing Kids On TikTok

Everyone remembers the moment they learned about the rules of the internet, specifically, Rule 34. Coincidentally, it was also the day your childhood died.

Redditor Receives Angry Message From Credit Card Hacker after Canceling Flight He Bought With His Card

Did you know it’s ok to steal someone’s credit card and buy a plane ticket if you have an important family gathering to attend?

Target Employees Are Dealing With Violent LGBTQ+ Protestors

Weeks after Target debuted its 2023 iteration of its annual pride collection, the big box retailer has taken a sharp step back in showing their support for the LGBTQ+ community, yanking several items of the shelves amid conservative backlash.