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The State of California Is Coming For Your Skittles

Unless you consume Marshawn Lynch levels of red Skittles, it’s hard to see this ban having any effect on you.

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'Old People Don’t Know How to Skip': Why Are People Forgetting How to Skip?

Can you skip? Of course, you think you can, everybody does, but really, can you? The answer might surprise you, especially if you’re over the age of 30.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

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'If You Buy Her Two Margaritas, She Will Pounce Right On Your Penis': Sister Cindy's Abstinence Sermon Had the Opposite Effect She Was Hoping For

While talking to a group of students, her sentiments sparked uproarious applause.

By Carly Tennes

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‘Eat, Sleep, Rape, Repeat': Verified Twitter Bots Are Helping You Shop For Distasteful Shirts

On today’s episode of “Twitter is Broken,” verified Twitter bots are helping you shop for some pretty fucked up merch.

By lizalikeminelli

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What is Micro-Cheating? And Are You Doing It?

Have you smiled at the cute barista for a second too long? Have you forgotten to mention that you had a partner while talking to someone attractive?

By lizalikeminelli

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

TikTok Prankster Mizzy Deletes Accounts – Turns Himself Into Police

The 18-year-old’s stunt was widely criticized across social media, and Met Police began searching for him after another video allegedly showed him ‘stealing’ an elderly woman’s dog.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

'How the Hell You Cleaning That?': Twitter Baffled by Gravel-Esque Shower Tile

Do you really like the look of gravel driveways? Does the concept of having a clean shower simply not appeal to your aesthetic (and hygienic) sensibilities?

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Meet Willy Bonercamp and John Hogcock: Twitter's Most Bizarre List of Painfully Real Names

That’s what the Twitter account Actual Names thinks, and the people behind it have been tweeting out silly names of laymen from throughout history since 2014. Here are 34 of their funniest finds.

By figgyPudding

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

The 'Side Chick Renaissance' Is Upon Us

From now on, May will be forever known as 'Side Chick Appreciation Month.'

By Carly Tennes

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'Bed Bug Central': Woman Salvages $8,000 Designer Couch, But Twitter Points Out It's a Knock0ff

Being Twitter's main character of the weekend is a thankless job.

By lizalikeminelli

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Ron DeSantis’ Laugh Should Disqualify Him From Running for President

Does this look like the face of a man who has been accused of grooming underage women and hit with attack ads dubbing him 'pudding fingers' by his opponent?

By Peter Rapine

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Strip Away the Stigma of Anxiety': Bioré Deletes Mental Health Awareness Ad Featuring School Shooting Survivor

Enter Bioré’s latest partnership ad with TikTok content creator Cecilee Max-Brown who survived the Michigan State University mass shooting last February.

By Carly Tennes

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’Don’t Worry, Fellas! I Had A.I. Fix It!’: Graphics Nerd Uses A.I. to 'Fix' Zelda’s ‘Poor Graphics’

This is how he feels about the Nintendo Switch’s latest release, The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Woman’s Boston Pronunciation of ‘Kim Kardashian’ Is Scaring Animals

Earlier this month, Nogueira shot to virality yet again with a tutorial recreating Kim Kardashian’s smokey, neutral Met Gala makeup look.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'10 iPhones Later': People Are Roasting GTAV’s iPhone 4 to Show How Old the Game Is

It has been a long time since we’ve gotten any real news on Grand Theft Auto VI.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

4Chan Leaks Indiana Jones 5 Plot So You Don't Have to Watch

EDITORS NOTE: SPOILERS for Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (did you not read the title?)

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Artificial Intelligence Could Kill All of Us and Hurt Us the Entire Time We’re Dying’: The Best Questions From the Senate’s AI Oversight Subcommittee

On Tuesday, May 16, Senator John Kennedy partook in a hearing for the Senate Judiciary Subcommittee on Privacy, Technology & the Laws, where he grilled OpenAI CEO Sam Altman about the risks of A.I. – and the intricacies of a hypothetical robot overtaking.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'If You're In Line Stay In Line’: The Chaos of Cathay Pacific Offering Free Flights to Hong Kong

On Friday, May 17, airline Cathay Pacific gave away several free plane tickets to the Asian city from several North American locales.

By Carly Tennes

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Woke Mind Virus Kills the Word Wiener From the Wienermobile

The woke mob is coming for our wieners.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Gnome Hunting' Isn't Some Goofy TikTok Trend, It's a Nazi Dog Whistle

Cryptid enthusiasts (and people with morals) are horrified that TikTok’s “gnome hunting” meme has nothing to do with actually hunting gnomes.

By angeshier

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Johnny Depp's Teeth Are as Rotten as He Is

We now know why Johnny Depp has his mouth closed in most red-carpet photos.

By lizalikeminelli

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Montana's Governor Wants to Control Whole State, Can't Control His Own Son

Though Montana Governor Greg Gianforte may have signed a bill outlawing TikTok in the Treasure State on Wednesday, May 17 his disdain of the cursed clock app may not run in the family.

By Carly Tennes

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‘Our Time Is Now’: Awkward Men Have Become the Hottest Thing on the Dating Market

Sorry hot girls and Chet Hanks – this year is all about awkward dude summer if TikTok’s thirst posts are any indication.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Dude Goes on TV to Talk About Youth Mental Health, Instead Gets Roasted For Killing His Plant

Jack Turban MD is a youth mental health expert, and “an assistant professor of child & adolescent psychiatry at The University of California San Francisco.”

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Taylor Swift Fans Are In Crisis Mode Over Her New Problematic Boyfriend Matty Healy

It’s him, hi, he’s the problem it’s him.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Facepalm - articles

The State of California Is Coming For Your Skittles

'Old People Don’t Know How to Skip': Why Are People Forgetting How to Skip?

'If You Buy Her Two Margaritas, She Will Pounce Right On Your Penis': Sister Cindy's Abstinence Sermon Had the Opposite Effect She Was Hoping For

‘Eat, Sleep, Rape, Repeat': Verified Twitter Bots Are Helping You Shop For Distasteful Shirts

What is Micro-Cheating? And Are You Doing It?

TikTok Prankster Mizzy Deletes Accounts – Turns Himself Into Police

'How the Hell You Cleaning That?': Twitter Baffled by Gravel-Esque Shower Tile

Meet Willy Bonercamp and John Hogcock: Twitter's Most Bizarre List of Painfully Real Names

The 'Side Chick Renaissance' Is Upon Us

'Bed Bug Central': Woman Salvages $8,000 Designer Couch, But Twitter Points Out It's a Knock0ff

Ron DeSantis’ Laugh Should Disqualify Him From Running for President

'Strip Away the Stigma of Anxiety': Bioré Deletes Mental Health Awareness Ad Featuring School Shooting Survivor

’Don’t Worry, Fellas! I Had A.I. Fix It!’: Graphics Nerd Uses A.I. to 'Fix' Zelda’s ‘Poor Graphics’

Woman’s Boston Pronunciation of ‘Kim Kardashian’ Is Scaring Animals

'10 iPhones Later': People Are Roasting GTAV’s iPhone 4 to Show How Old the Game Is

4Chan Leaks Indiana Jones 5 Plot So You Don't Have to Watch

‘Artificial Intelligence Could Kill All of Us and Hurt Us the Entire Time We’re Dying’: The Best Questions From the Senate’s AI Oversight Subcommittee

'If You're In Line Stay In Line’: The Chaos of Cathay Pacific Offering Free Flights to Hong Kong

Woke Mind Virus Kills the Word Wiener From the Wienermobile

'Gnome Hunting' Isn't Some Goofy TikTok Trend, It's a Nazi Dog Whistle

Johnny Depp's Teeth Are as Rotten as He Is

Montana's Governor Wants to Control Whole State, Can't Control His Own Son

‘Our Time Is Now’: Awkward Men Have Become the Hottest Thing on the Dating Market

Dude Goes on TV to Talk About Youth Mental Health, Instead Gets Roasted For Killing His Plant

Taylor Swift Fans Are In Crisis Mode Over Her New Problematic Boyfriend Matty Healy

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