Facepalm - articles
Hilton Hotel Manager Arrested For Sucking Guest's Toes While He Slept
David Neal, a Hilton hotel manager in Nashville TN was arrested and charged with aggravated burglary and assault after he snuck into a guest's room and began sucking his toes while he was asleep on Thursday, March 30.
By Peter Rapine
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
16-Year-Old 'Conservative Commenter' Gets Roasted Hard After Making a Fake Sarah Huckabee Bud Light
Ever since Bud Light created a limited edition can featuring transgender ambassador Dylan Mulvaney’s face, conservatives around the country have been boycotting and destroying Anheuser-Busch products.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Tipping Flight Attendants With Gift Cards is the Newest Travel Hack
Earlier this spring, TikTok travel influencer Xtravels proved what we’ve known all along – treat your flight attendants well and they’ll go out of their way to make sure your trip is enjoyable.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
'New Internet Apology Unlocked': Tarte CEO Addresses Racial Controversy With a GRWM TikTok
You’ve heard of the Youtube apology video and the Notes app apology; Now get ready for a new medium for half-assed, sorry-not-sorries, the Get Ready With Me TikTok apology.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'What Did I Do To Upset Kelly Clarkson?': American Idol Alum Accidentally Starts Beef With Troye Sivan Over Misheard Lyric
Who the hell does Australian singer-songwriter Troye Sivan think he is? Kelly Clarkson sure as hell wants to know … well, at least according to a viral, misheard lyric in her new song, “Mine.”
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
7 Nuts Wasn't Enough – Greedy Nut Lady Want's Her Man to Cum 10 Times A Day
Weeks after TikTok creator/OnlyFans model Vicky Banxx got candid about her VERY dehydrating dedication to making her man nut 6-7 times per day, her, erm, nutty philosophy has remained steadfast even in the wake of her newfound viral fame.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'I'm Afraid For the Apples and Spinach I Ordered': Male Instacart Shoppers Keep Fucking Up People's Orders
There are three universal truths in this world, the sun will rise and set, water is wet and there will be male Instacart discourse on Twitter. It seems, every 3 to 6 months a new person tweets about how terrible male Instacart shoppers are.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
