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Mars Fires Their 'Spokescandies' after Conservatives Blast 'Feminist M&Ms'

Bullying Tucker Carlson — the thing more unifying than Maya Rudolph.

The World's Most Dangerous McDonald's Finally Shuts Down

A McDonald's in Ottowa Canada is closing down after almost 40 years of operation. The location on Rideau Street has been called the 'worst in the world' and is known for its fights more than its food.

Rhode Island’s 'Red Bread' Pizza is an Embarrassment to Food

Connecticut, Chicago, and New York... You're all safe. We're here to warn you about the saddest attempt at staying relevant in the 'best regional pizza' debate that we've ever seen.

Pokimane Owns Chat Asking If She Has an OnlyFans

Despite the reassurances of our third-grade teachers, it seems there are definitely such things as stupid questions, a hard lesson one evidently down-horrendous Pokimane fan learned the hard way this week.

Giannis Lives up to Nickname 'The Greek Freak' after Spamming Girlfriend’s Instagram with Eggplant Emojis

Milwaukee Bucks' star Giannis Antetokounmpo is clearly a loving boyfriend.

‘Three Dates in One Night’: Men Shocked to Learn Women Are Better Daters Than They Are

“I can’t stand men so I’m booking them one-hour slots at a time, three dates, one Friday night, let’s go!”

Guys Will Struggle to Identify If This Cloud Is a UFO, Or Something Else

Earlier this week, Mother Earth decided to flaunt her natural beauty, boldly popping her cloud-ussy in a display worthy truly of a centerfold … in National Geographic.

Pink Floyd Fans Freak Out About Band 'Turning Woke'

As one commenter ingenious summed up the entire ordeal: "Some people here took ‘we don’t need no education’ too seriously.”

'MILF Manor' Has Very Much Delivered on Its Concept

MILF Manor is here, whether you're ready for it or not.

Petty Shakira Trolls Her Ex's Mom With a Witch Doll and Constant Music

Prior to calling it quits last summer, Shakira and Piqué were together for 11 years. They shared two children — but no jars of strawberry jam.

BBC Apologizes after Someone Hacked Their Broadcast and Played Sex Noises

“We apologize to any viewers offended during the live coverage of the football this evening,” the network said in a statement shortly after the game on Tuesday night.

People Streaming 'Puss in Boots' on 123Movies Have Noticed a Very NSFW Moment

Websites like 123Movies exist so we can stream our favorite movies for free whenever we want. Just know things may get a little more spicy than you're expecting.

Okay, But Like, Where the [REDACTED] Is Carole Baskin’s Husband?

Baskin has responded to these new claims, reiterating that her story surrounding her husband’s whereabouts has always remained consistent.

‘Free Top G’: Men in Greece Are Protesting For the Release of Andrew Tate

Earlier this week, hundreds of demonstrators spilled from their lone, polka-dotted VW Bug and onto the streets of Athens, Greece, where they protested Tate’s incarceration.

Jamie Lee Curtis Deletes Instagram Post after People Noticed a Disturbing Painting Hanging on Her Wall

The iconic actress has deleted a photo of her Pollack chairs that she added to her office.

'No Context Humans': The Twitter Account Documenting the Weirdness of Humanity

No Context Humans is another round-up Twitter page, but with a focus on people doing things, only people could do.

Shakira Caught Her Husband Cheating Because His Mistress Ate Her Jam

Step aside Benoit Blanc, there's a new master sleuth in town.

Amouranth Keeps Posting L's in "Me or Gaming" Polls

The adult content creator and Twitch streamer Amouranth is posting Ls on Twitter today, as she's lost multiple polls pitting herself against gaming hardware.

This Walgreens’ Break Room Looks More like a Prison Cell — Though It Might Actually Be Smaller

A Walgreens' employee break room has gone viral after Twitter user, AinterShow posted a photo of the closet-like enclosure.

Bhad Bhabie Thinks Some of Her OnlyFans Subscribers Should Go to Jail

After a recent interview on Sundae Conversation with Caleb Pressley, Bhad Bhabie is under fire for stating that people who subscribed to her OnlyFans the night she turned 18, should be arrested.

South Sudanese President Arrests Journalists Over Video of Him Pissing His Pants

South Sudanese President Salva Kiir was filmed pissing his pants during this road commissioning ceremony in December

The New Netflix Doc about Kai the Hitchhiker Reminded Us About Him Crashing on Our Couch

Rabid Olivia Dunne Fans Asked to 'Be Respectful' After They Cause Wild Scene

Olivia Dunne is a gymnast at LSU and rising star, who has some less-than-respectful fans.

Evil Genius Teaches Her Followers How to Execute Toxic Goals

A woman named Mariè is behind the Twitter account p8stie, a page responsible for teaching its followers how to execute especially toxic goals.

Somehow This Woman Living Off-The-Grid Has Found Enough Internet to Make $1.5M on OnlyFans

Indica Flower is an adult film star and self-confirmed 'wild lil hippie babe' with the dreadlocks to match.