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Con Artist and Fake Socialite Anna Delvey Wants Your SSN
Though girlboss icon Anna Delvey famously does not have time for this or for you, there is one thing the ambiguous-accented convicted scammer *definitely* does have time for — collecting her friends’ social security numbers.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Self-Appointed Alpha Male Jordan Peterson Has Some Very Beta Steak Preparation Instructions
Despite loudly boasting the benefits of an all-meat diet, it seems (probable) constipation poster child and the king of the incels, Jordan Peterson, apparently has no idea how to actually cook meat beyond what he’s come across on TikTok while furiously sc
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
JK Rowling Continues to Be the World's Biggest Martyr
Despite her nine-figure net worth and ability to do whatever the hell she wants, revisionist author and notable transphobe J.K. Rowling is still committed to her strange obsession with strangers’ genitals.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Lance Armstrong Accused of Attempting to 'Eat Out' Dancer
From doping to dope-y.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
The Wall Street Journal Asks If the World Has 'Too Many Asians'
Despite garnering flack for their “timid” coverage of former President Donald Trump, it seems there’s one tough question The Wall Street Journal’s editorial board isn’t afraid to ask — “Are There Too Many Asians?”
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Here's Everything You to Know About the Awful Lead Singer for Panic! at the Disco, Who Is Also Maybe Not the Lead Singer for Panic! at the Disco
After five years of greatness, four more of decentness and a subsequent decade of controversy-ridden mediocrity, Panic! at the Disco has disbanded.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Hilaria Baldwin Is Still Using Her Fake Spanish Accent
Hilaria took to the streets of New York City with two powerful messages for the masses dunking on her husband: Show some empathy — and acknowledge the fact that she’s like, REALLY from Spain, you guys.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
