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'I’ve Yassified Her To Maintain Her Anonymity': Shaming People in Public Just Got Hotter

After years of launching unwitting viral figures by wannabe Twitter cops, it seems internet doxxing has finally met its match — yassification.

Meghan and Harry Deny 'South Park' Lawsuit Rumors

Amid rumors that Meghan and Harry were potentially poised to sue over their recent appearance on 'South Park', it seems such claims couldn't be further from the truth.

Sculpture Artist Dares to Imagine Women With Huge Knockers

Wow. Really makes you think. So deep and such massive knockers.

'I'm Gay, Actually I'm Not': The Time Pink Came Out and Immediately Retracted It

So, Pink, congrats on very briefly coming out — leaving the closet is never easy, especially when it’s a revolving door … one that evidently keeps on turning.

The Kinks’ Guitarist Dave Davies Falls for Sarcastic Tweet Trolling His Band

Dave Davies fought the good fight on Twitter, but the trolls won again.

Ariana DeBose Deleted Her Twitter after Cringeworthy BAFTA Rap

On Sunday, February 19, the actress made headlines after hitting the stage of London’s Royal Albert Hall with an opening act we neither needed *or* deserved in these trying times, performing a rap about women in the entertainment industry.

The Exiled Moderator of r/WallStreetBets Is Suing Reddit to Get His Sub Back

From the moon to the courtroom!

'Aw Shit, Here We Go Again': Another Day, Another Train Derailment, This Time In Detroit

So, freight trains, if you’re reading this, please stop spilling your hazardous materials everywhere. This isn’t you.

Popular Insults That Aren't Actually Insults At All

Earlier this month, Redditor u/Addwon took to r/AskReddit with the inquiry: “What is used as an insult despite not actually being a bad thing?”

The Wall Street Journal Has a New Money-Saving Hack: Don't Eat

On Tuesday, February 14, the financial publication uploaded an article entitled “To Save Money, Maybe You Should Skip Breakfast.”

All the Best Dunks on the Cursed Live-Action 'Little Mermaid'

An amalgamation of the most bizarre parts of Flounder’s original design and an actual fish, the fake CGI abomination in question is an exercise in post-modern horror, and terrible, terrible eyebrows.

Real Housewife Jen Shah Is Going to Jail for Defrauding the Elderly

So, Jen, we’ll miss you … even though the only thing you’re guilty of isn’t “being Shah-mazing.”

Don Lemon Apologizes For Rude Nikki Haley Comments Saying She's 'Past Her Prime'

Despite losing his eponymous primetime TV slot to serve as a co-anchor on CNN This Morning, *newsman* Don Lemon has quite a bit to say about what it means to be in one’s prime.

First Pic of Lady Gaga as Harley Quinn Triggers the Only 'Suicide Squad' Fan Left

So @CutAyer, if you’re reading this, please, for the love of god, let the Snyderverse die. We’ve seen enough.

People Think 'White Noise' Was 'Predictive Programming' For the East Palestine Train Derailment

Reality is sometimes, exactly as strange as fiction .

'I Can't Have This Online': Comedian Owns Creep Who DM'd Her His Dong on Valentine's Day

On today’s installment of mediocre men having the audacity, comic Maria DeCotis singlehandedly proved that there is something worse than spending Valentine’s Day alone — fending off horny strangers on the internet.

Chefs Unlocks Evil Dating Hack by Buying Fresh Pasta and Passing it Off as Homemade

“My old chef told me that he used to invite a girl over, pick up some fresh pasta from the refrigerated section of the grocery store, then get out his rolling pin and sprinkle some flour on his apron."

People Are Dunking On Elon For Forcing His Team to Show Everyone His Tweets

We aren’t shocked to say it, but Elon owning Twitter has been even more epic than we could have hoped for.

Beach Walkers Caught on 'Hot Mic' Shit Talking Two Kids Taking a Polar Plunge

On today’s installment of instant karma, TikToker @zer2unchi took to the platform with an important lesson about making snarky remarks, singlehandedly proving the age-old adage of talk shit get hit … with viral fame.

Tubi's Super Bowl Ad Caused Mass Panic Among Viewers Who Thought They Sat On Their Remote

Move over, Super Bowl LVII — it seems another championship took place on Sunday: The ultimate remote control smackdown.

Femcel Thinks All Men Are Secretly Gay

As one commenter put it, “y’all be reaching for the stars and it’s truly a talent.”

Come for Michael Keaton. Suffer Through Ezra Miller

Prominently featuring clips of Keaton’s iconic character amid cuts of notable menace Miller, the trailer banked it all on Batman, a method that as Jared Leto could probably tell you, does not work.

False Truths People Somehow Still Believe

As evident through our constant use of the phrase “contrary to popular misconception,” it seems there are plenty of fictional beliefs out in the ether, a sentiment it seems Redditors know all too well.

Home Bakers are Trying to One Up Each Other With the Worst ‘Drake Cake’ Possible

Since last summer, amateur cake decorators have flocked to the platform, uploading their attempts at making (often intentionally terrible) edible recreations of the album cover.

Man Ignores MRI Machine Warnings and Gets Killed by His Own "Hidden" Gun