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People Share Stories about the Time They Were Caught 'Doing the Deed'
Contrary to popular misconception, it seems getting caught jerking off isn’t exclusively reserved for Pee Wee Herman or protagonists in coming-of-age (or should we say *cumming* of age) comedies.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Doja Cat's NSFW Fleetwood Mac Cover Is an Instant Classic
Whatever Doja Cat is on, we want some.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
The List of Bad 'Harry Potter' Character Names Just Got Longer
While it’s worth noting that Rowling reportedly has no creative say in the game, some fans were quick to note that the editorial team was seemingly taking quite a bit of inspo from the woman once lauded by Vladimir Putin.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
'This Doesn’t Happen To People Like Me': Harry Styles' Grammy Acceptance Speech Was Perfectly Out-of-Touch
Alongside nabbing Grammy Awards for Album of the Year and Best Pop Vocal Album, it seems alleged Chris Pine spitter Harry Styles nabbed another accolade while attending Sunday night’s award show: Most Entitled Man In Hollywood!
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Husband Demands Wife Tell Everyone He's a Pilot, Despite Never Having Flown a Day in His Life
Last week, aspiring creative writer Redditor u/Substantial_Wheel999 took to the subreddit with a bold question into his morality — publicly pondering whether he’s the asshole for reprimanding his wife for not playing make-believe in public.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Kylie Jenner Throws Tone Deaf AstroWorld Themed Bday Party
Weeks after Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner sparked backlash for naming their son “my penis” in Arabic, the pair have proved that their taste in birthday party themes isn’t much better than their taste in baby names.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
All the Dunks and Memes on Netflix's Bullshit Password-Sharing Policy
On today’s installment of time continuing to be a flat circle, it seems that streaming giant Netflix has taken throwback Thursday to a whole new level, boldly following in Blockbuster’s footsteps by continuing to delude themselves into thinking they’re ca
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Getting to the Bottom of the TikTok Engagement Baiters
Last month, TikToker, influencer and OnlyFans creator @cal_gif took to her platform of more than 371,000 followers to present a very un-modest proposal… one so un-modest even the Rosetta fucking Stone would have an aneurysm attempting to translate it.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
'OnlyFans Stuff is Dogshit': xQc Says He Prefers 'The Old Stuff' Over OnlyFans
On Monday, January 30, xQc dedicated a segment of his nearly 11-hour stream to discussing a revelation stemming from his broader critique of the Atrioc DeepFake porn drama.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
