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'I Don’t Condone But I Understand': Teacher Arrested For Showing Up Drunk On the First Day of School

One third grade teacher in Oklahoma was most definitely not ready to kick off the school year, reportedly arriving to teach on the first day of third grade with a blood alcohol level at roughly triple the legal limit.

All the Best Ron DeSantis Smile Memes That Totally Aren't Dead Inside

The campaign trail has been nothing but difficult for Florida Governor Ron DeSantis as he runs for the Republican candidacy.

SoCal Mall Evacuated after a Suspicious-Looking Toilet Was Feared to Be a Bomb

Last night authorities were called to the Americana Mall in Glendale, California after a suspicious-looking toilet was found near an AMC movie theatre. The toilet, which had been spray-painted with drawings and words, was mistaken for a bomb.

In Honor of 'International Dog Day' Check Out These Rowdy Bitches

It’s International Dog Day! That means it’s time to celebrate man’s best friend!

'If Trump Weighs 215, I'm A Bodybuilder': No One Actually Believes Former President Donald Trump Is 6’3” 215

Though he may be famed for serving as our nation’s 45th president, having a horrific spray tan and becoming the only POTUS in United States history to earn the highly-coveted Mugshawty status, former President Donald Trump could have had one heck of a pro

Car Slams Through Beauty Salon In Terrifying Close Call

So take it from this soon-to-be-broke driver — there is such a thing as getting too close of a parking spot.

GTA IRL: Dude Holds Up Traffic By Doing Donuts In Crowded Intersection, Ticks off Fellow Drivers

Burglars Call 911 For Help Moving Stolen Goods

This may be the most entertaining press conference ever. This could seriously be a skit on SNL.

'Things That Never Happened': 19 People Lying Online

People lying online for clout and fake internet points.

26 Funnies and Facepalms to Fuel Your Frenzy

How you interpret our crumbling society is up to you, but sometimes all you can give is a facepalm.

Burger King Gave Him a Bag of Candy For Never Calling in Sick, the Internet Gave Him $400,000

When this man gave 20 years of his life to Burger King without a single sick day taken, they were so proud they gave him a bag of candy and a coffee mug.

Guy Building a Fence Learns Why You Should Always Check with the Utility Companies before Digging

While burying posts for a fence he's constructing he hits a gas line of some sort and finds himself in the middle of an explosion.

16 Fools Who Shouldn’t Have Ever Been Let Near A Forklift

If you work in a warehouse or on a construction site, a consistent feature of your job likely includes lifting heavy things up and down.

'I Need to See You!': Drew Barrymore's Stalker Confronts Her At Live Event

One deranged Drew Barrymore apparently wanted even more Barrymore this week, crashing the actress’ live discussion with artist Reneé Rapp in an apparent ill-fated attempt at getting close with the star.

'This Indictment Is A Travesty': 'Borat 2' Star Rudy Giuliani Has Been Booked On Election Interference Charges

Great news for mobsters still bitter about Rudy Giuliani’s passion for prosecuting RICO cases — America’s Mayor has turned himself in after getting hit with several racketeering charges related to his alleged attempt at overthrowing the results of the 202

Livvy Dunne Continues to Post Photoshopped Pictures After Being Caught Red Handed

Louisiana State Gymnast Olivia Dunne proved that even elite athletes have their own fair share of things they’d change about their appearances, finding herself in the hot seat after allegedly altering several photos shared to her social media pages.

'They Don't Have Stanley Kubrick': Moon Landing Truthers Call BS On India's Moon Landing

India made history on Wednesday after their Chandrayaan-3 mission landed safely on the moon’s south pole, cementing itself as the first nation to successfully touch down on the largely unexplored region of the lunar surface.

Antinatalists Are Livid Their Hero PewDiePie Had a Child

Last month, gaming Youtuber PewDiePie announced the birth of his son, Bjorn. Most people would say the birth of a baby is the most positive experience in one's life. However, not everyone shares these "universal" truths, and one community in particular, R

23-Year-Old Guy Buys Apartment With His Dead Wife's Life Insurance, Says It Was All Worth It

"The place makes it worth it," he wrote.

Burning Man's Black Rock City Is a Giant Mud Puddle Thanks to Hurricane Hilary

The west coast has been communing with Hurricane Hilary and it’s hurting the vibe

17 Overconfident People Who Thought They Could Drive Through Flood Water

Californians love to brag about their superior weather; opting for wildfires and earthquakes in the place of rain, snow, and cold. But this past weekend the perpetually dry state was greeted by record-breaking rainfall in the form of Hurricane Hilary.

Guy Forcefully Kisses a Squirrel to Advertise His Teeth-Whitening Products

"That squirrel was gagged," @islandthembo tweeted.

Neighbors Call 911 On "Dead Man" Who Was Actually Just Having the Best Nap of His Life

TikTok user @cauliflowercarol noticed a man parked outside her apartment who “had a smashed car window and looked dead,” and when we say looked dead—he looked already six feet under.

20 Facepalms and Fails to Help You Forget About Your Flaws

There's nothing better to help you forget about your own shortcomings than the follies of others.

Walmart Pharmacy Doesn't Let Man Pay For His Medicine With Coins

"So you won't give me my medication because you can't take American money?" he was filmed yelling.