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20 Oblivious Dudes Who Missed Not So Subtle Hints From Interested Women

We all miss our shot once in a while, but these dudes were oblivious. At r/AskReddit there are some sad stories of dudes completely missing hints from interested women and ending up sad and alone.

Grindset Dude Bro Thinks He Invented Mornings, Afternoons In Viral Hustle Porn Rant

Until now, at least. On an episode of the Evan Carmichael Show featuring Ed Mylett, aka swagless Dave Bautista, Mylett explains how his own convoluted conception of time means that one day contains not one, not two, but three whole days.

Worker Gets Fired For Taking a $5 Expired Hamburger, But Company Can't Find Anybody to Take Their Shift

Before you decide someone's replaceable, make sure they really are.

Clueless New Employee Reports Co-Worker to HR for 'Lack of Help'

20 People Share Their Roommate Horror Stories

If you've ever lived in a house with strangers, then you know things can get out of hand.

Britney Spears Is Actually A Sword Guy

Britney Spears: International pop star, queen of spinning in circles and certified knife guy?

19 Stupid Ways People Put Themselves In the Hospital

We all make mistakes and sometimes those mistakes put us in the hospital.

‘You May Now Move about the Cabin’: Obnoxious Seat Neighbor Has His Shoes Tied to His Seat

The adult passengers behind him were kicking his chair, laughing loudly, and shoving their baggage into his foot space. He decided on a prank right out of a looney tunes episode to exact his petty revenge.

'How Is This Not the Biggest News for Humankind?': UFO Truthers Struggling to Return to Normal Life After Alien Hearing

Back in 2021, 60 Minutes aired a piece claiming that UFOs were “regularly spotted in restricted U.S. airspace.”

20 Times Forgetfulness Got the Better of People

We all forget things once in a while, but sometimes we really screw up and forget something important.

27 Worst Facepalms of the Week August 18, 2023

Not that Bradley Cooper can facepalm right now without knocking off his ridiculous nose.

'Racist Sandra' Is Met with Mob after Video of Her Telling a Vendor to 'Go Back to Mexico' Goes Viral

The original video was posted by @enamoradoalex_ on Instagram where a woman confronted Antonio, the local tamales guy, telling him to not sell in front of her house.

Dillon Danis Attempts to Troll Logan Paul by Sharing Photos of His Fiancé with a Myriad of Other Men

Though YouTuber and dead body expert Logan Paul isn’t set to face off against MMA fighter Dillon Danis until October 14, the athlete is already attempting to get into his competitor’s head, sharing several photos of his fiancee, model Nina Agdal with a my

Kid Rock Goes Woke after Being Caught Drinking a Bud Light

Though Kid Rock famously obliterated several six packs of Bud Light with an AR-15 last spring after the brand partnered with transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney, the artist appears to have joined the woke mob, quietly forgiving the beer brand for daring

'She’s Imitating a Bee': Tennis Player Tattles on Woman Making Bee Noises to Throw Off His Serve

The Cincinnati Masters tennis event took a turn for bee-zarre on Wednesday after one spectator tried to throw Greek tennis star Stefanos Tsitsipas off his game, loudly “imitating a bee” as he attempted to serve.

Keke Palmer Shades Ex in New Usher Video

You gotta love it when a story ends on a sweet note. So is the case for Keke Palmer and her ex-boyfriend Darius Jackson and their summer of shade.

As Divorce Rumors Swirl, Britney Spears Just Wants to Know What Horse She Should Buy

Though the world may be captivated by Britney Spears’ alleged divorce from her husband, model Sam Asghari, the princess of pop has one burning question — what kind of horse should she buy?

The Neighbors Who Communicate Through Knocks and Farts

Relationships with our neighbors are more complicated than they seem on shows like Friends — in this disconnected age, many of us, especially those living in cities, don’t know our neighbors very well, if at all.

Tenet Peeved After Mystery Shit Stinks Up Apartment

In a post on the subreddit r/mildlyinfuriating, redditor NearbyArrival1155 writes, “I put in a maintenance request to fix my toilet and came home to a massive mystery shit.”

Mobsters Can't Wait to Meet Rudy Behind Bars

As news that Giuliani may go down for charges related to the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act, the same act he promoted as a Federal prosecutor in the 1980s, a whole lot of mobsters are very excited at the prospects of seeing him around

'You’re Crazy, I Love It': Girlfriend Dumps Cheating Boyfriend With Surprise Reel After Their Entire Europe Vacation

Chances are your social media feeds are currently being dominated by people on epic “Euro Summer” vacations, or perhaps you’re even on one yourself.

18 Questionable Facepalms and Epic Failures

These low brow fails absolutely stink!

'Stranger Things' Super Fan Scammed Out of $10,000 and Left Her Husband after Being Catfished by Dacre Montgomery Impersonator

The only thing scarier than a demogorgon? Getting scammed out of five figures by a catfisher claiming to be a star of Stranger Things.

r/SluttyConfessions Has Been Overrun With Dudes and Their Made Up Stories

One such subreddit, r/SluttyConfessions, has itself been dealing with an influx of obviously fake posts in recent months, prompting one user to call it out a few months ago.

Woman Knocks Herself Out Playing Boxer Arcade Game

You never know when your plotters might strike.