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Twitch Allows 'Artistic Nudity' – Everything Immediately Goes Off the Rails
What is art? Is it a painting? A sculpture? Is it a simple banana, recontextualized into an artistic environment with a single piece of duct tape? Or is it live-streaming hole to millions of followers live on the internet?
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'The American Empire Marches On': Parisians Can’t Get Enough Krispy Kreme Donuts
Move over, elaborate Croquembouche, flaky, buttery croissants, and mille feuille, perfected by generations of Parisian bakers, another pastry has taken France by storm — the hot glazed Krispy Kreme donut.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw


‘Become Imperceptible’: Wearing an Extra Finger Might Be A Criminal’s Get Out of Jail Free Card
I don’t know much about career criminals, but I have to assume they’re on the cutting edge of technology when it comes to ways to avoid getting caught by the fuzz.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Karen Sentenced to 60 Days As A Fast Food Worker After Throwing Chipotle Tantrum
Months after hurling her Chipotle bowl at an unwitting cashier, one angry Ohioan discovered that you shouldn’t throw the lime if you can’t do the time, landing a 60-day sentence as a fast food employee.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘I’m So Frickin Sweaty’: Woman Decides to Take Shower in Club Bathroom
In another classic case of an influencer from L.A. suffering from Main Character Syndrome, a woman has shared a video of her “taking a shower” in a nightclub bathroom, keeping the stall occupied as a line formed outside the door.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
