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Adult Girlfriends Document Themselves Waking Up in Their Partners’ Childhood Beds
The song is now trending again thanks to a number of videos of women recording themselves in their boyfriends’ childhood bedrooms, which are more Mojo Dojo Casa House than Barbie’s Dream House.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
'Self-Defense Lesson': Woman Escapes Headlock By Lighting Man's Elbow On Fire
In her now-viral clip, the woman argued that despite being a relatively small female, she could absolutely wrangle her way out of a headlock, no matter who the perpetrator may be.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'Gossip Knows No Language': Spanish-Speaking Mom and English-Speaking Boyfriend Bridge Language Barrier By Dunking On Girlfriend's Barely-There Dress
Move over, Rosetta Stone — there’s a new, less malodorous way to connect people of all tongues, creeds, and nationalities: Admonishing your girlfriend’s sexy outfits.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Man Rushes Stage and Busts an Irish Jig Before Being Taken Away By Security
Irish dancing is having a moment on TikTok right now.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'Know Your Place, Puny Humans': Angry Elephant Charges Safari Group, Forces Them to BTFO
No matter how annoyed you may be at the ultra-wealthy d-bags bragging about their high-end safari trips, there will always be someone more annoyed than you — namely the animals that have to deal with them.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'Stanley Should Start Making Cars': Woman's Tumbler Cup Somehow Survives Car Fire
Though one woman may have lost her car to a recent fire, her steering wheel, seats, and even dashboard reduced to ash and charred plastic, her Stanley tumbler — a.k.a. The pimp cup of the Pumpkin Spice crowd — somehow managed to emerge with only a few scr
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
Vodka and McDonald’s Are the Secrets to Looking Young, Says 75-Year-Old Fashion Designer Who Looks 30 Years Younger
Vera Wang, the fashion designer known for her stunning wedding gowns, recently made headlines after allegedly crediting a steady diet of vodka and McDonald’s for her “youthful glow.”
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
‘Fairy Cent’: 50 Cent Transforms Into Rap's Fairy Godmother After Strange Concert Entrance
Though rapper 50 Cent may have gone for “badass” while descending from the ceiling of Dublin, Ireland’s 3 Arena before a giant screen of flames, his grand entrance read a whole lot more “ethereal fairy princess” than “hip hop legend,” earning him the titl
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
