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What the Hell Is “Rizz GPT,” and Will It Actually Get You Dates?

We’ve been hearing for months now that A.I. is the future, but so much of it has been overwhelmingly negative: A.I. will replace all the jobs; A.I. will replace all music with A.I.-generated songs; A.I. will come to your house and steal your TV.

Is There Really Something Better to Say Than “I’m Cumming”?

The English language has seen some incredible achievements in its time: Shakespeare and his invention of over 1,700 words, many of which we still use today, for example, or the transformation of “slay” from a synonym for murder to a word of encouragement

Janelle Monáe Is Leading the Next Chapter of the Free the Nipple Campaign

Song’s out, shirts up!

This TikTok Exterminator Says the Best Bug Repellant for the Summer Is Irish Spring Soap

If you live in a part of the world prone to insect infestations — Florida, or the entire nation of Australia, for example — you’ve probably lost track of the number of methods you’ve used to try and prevent bugs from taking over your house and claiming sq

Behold the Glory of Jesus Christ Surrounded by Gay Slaves

Imagine this: a portrait of Jesus, his long hair flowing freely, with his arms open wide, surrounded by queer people clad in leather, sporting chains and hands folded as if in prayer.

Trans Actress From Viral 'The Good Doctor' Clip Speaks Out Against Transphobes

Everyone on the internet this week is learning more and more about the network medical drama The Good Doctor.

Pregnant Women are Pranking Their Husbands With the ‘My Water Broke Prank’

Though expecting mothers aren’t allowed to drink alcohol, or eat sushi, several moms on TikTok discovered they can still have fun while cooking up a baby – spectacularly pranking their S.O.s.

The Catfishers Who Bait Pedophiles on Omegle and TikTok

One TikToker, @paulbryantv, goes on live exposing creeps on Omegle while pretending to be underage. He uploads recaps of the live on his feed too.

Miley Cyrus’ ‘Flowers’ Becomes Fastest Song Ever to Reach 1 Billion Streams, but Nobody’s Heard of It

On May 4, Miley Cyrus’ 'Flowers' became the fastest song in history to surpass 1 billion streams on Spotify.

Why Pay Your Parking Tickets When You Can Just Hire Women in Ski Masks to Remove the Boot On Your Car Instead?

The TikTik account @user9240288470452, also known on Instagram as @bootgirlsinbuckhead, is doing the lord’s work, offering their followers a boot removal service for the low price of $50.

This Peace Hook Guru Wants to Stimulate Your Chakras

Chris, aka @peacehook on TikTok, shares videos of himself “Peace Hooking” as a form of meditation.

12 Suspicious Things People are “Just Standing Around” For

We’ve all been seen doing something we weren’t supposed to and tried to play it off.

What Broke People in the 1800s Ate

Townsend is an American Girl book reader's dream of a YouTube channel. The channel which has over 2 million subscribers, provides insight into what it was like living in the 18th and early 19th centuries. Specifically, through food.

The Original Supermodel Is Roasting Other Supermodels on TikTok

Beyond her documenting her life as a media personality, artist, and model, Dickinson’s more than 222,000 followers come for her reaction content, replying to several of the platform’s modeling videos.

The Coolest Pictures of Directors on Set, According to Twitter

Earlier this week, several film fans took to Twitter to share their favorite snaps of directors behind the scenes, replying to @awoodustin’s viral request for some of the “coolest” snaps of a director doing their thing.

The OnlyFans Models Going Viral For Their “Ice Fishing” Tutorials

Though ice fishing may seem like the perfect wintertime activity, TikTok creators @frostbite.with.myla – Myla Del Rey – and @snow.bunny.isla – a.k.a Isla Moon – are bringing the heat.

What Really Happens When You Win a 'Lifetime Supply' of Something

Earlier this week, u/LordFrieza8789 took to r/AskReddit to determine what, exactly, constitutes a lifetime’s worth of any given prize, asking winners to share the specifics of their strangely vague spoils.

TikTokers Are Turning Their Lives into Wes Anderson Films

“You better not be acting like you’re in a Wes Anderson film when I get there,” read the caption of one of these viral clips from long-known Anderson fan @avawillyums, depicting a train trip the shoreline east to Grand Central Station.

Darth Vader Shoulder Rides and All of Twitter's Favorite Photos From Music History

Years after Freddy Mercury sang about his desire to ride his bicycle, the late Queen frontman finally discovered his preferred mode of transportation – hopping on the shoulders of giants… more specifically, Darth Vader and Superman.

Real Customer Service Is a Complimentary Cig With My Coffee

Twitter Debates the Proper Way to Handcuff a Snake

It’s a tale as old as time — you’re out and about when suddenly, you spy a snake committing a robbery, a homicide or in the case of Rick and Morty’s Snake Hitler, a whole ass genocide.

Twitter Is Hellbent on Finding Out Brie Larson’s Bra Secrets

PSA, Horny People of the Internet: Craigslist Missed Connections Are All the Way Back

There was a brief moment back in March of 2018 when society was collectively mourning the loss of a classic hook-up tool; Craigslist Missed Connections.

TikTok's 'Consensual Doxxing' Guru Teaches Terrifying Master Class In Internet Stalking

Bad news for the dudebros commenting behind anime avatars and middle-school-AIM-ass usernames — TikTok’s most beloved armchair private investigator can and will find you … so long as you consent.

Martha Stewart Drinks a Margarita Out of a Measuring Cup During Panel

But hey, life is short. As @jessicajessica1717 so aptly put it in Kozuch’s comments: “Don’t wait until you are 81. Start now. Live the life you want.”