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Steve Aoki Known for Throwing Cakes at His Fans Is an Absolute Sniper

The 45 year old DJ Steve Aoki is known for producing some of the best electronic dance music around... and throwing cakes.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

A Walk Down Meateater Lane — Everyone Is Remembering the Greatness of Fuddruckers Burgers

Yes, the self-proclaimed home to the 'world's greatest hamburgers' still exists!

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

The Mystery of the Cornell Pumpkin: How a Pumpkin Ended Up on the Top of McGraw Tower

All the way back in the 1997, Cornell students and faculty awoke to the greatest prank in the history of the university; a 60 pound pumpkin impaled 173 feet off the ground.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

This 'Succession' Actor Is Liking Season 4 Fan Theories on Twitter

If you need us, we’ll be locking ourselves in a bathroom and jerking off with excitement.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

What Presidents Would Look Like if They Were Sporting a Mullet

Great news for Billy Ray Cyrus, midwestern moms moonlighting as gymnastics coaches and every single man under the age of 30 living in Bushwick — mullets are back and more presidential than ever.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Jennifer Coolidge's Newest Role — The Villain of Power Rangers

Months after Jennifer Coolidge’s Tonya McQuoid was axed from White Louts in a manner typically reserved for the likes of Bugs Bunny and Tom from Tom and Jerry, it seems the star has already nabbed her next iconic role — a camp-as-hell supervillain straigh

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Students Raise $200,000 to Help Their 80-Year-Old Janitor Retire after He Was Forced Back to Work

"It's just so sad seeing an 80-year-old man having to do things an 80-year-old shouldn't have to do."

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

The Greatest Prank in ISS History Cost $56,000

Back in 2016, the twin celebrity astronaut brothers Mark and Scott Kelly pulled off the greatest prank in the history of the ISS and space travel.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

'I Make No Apologies': Ben Stiller Defends Cult Classic Comedy 'Tropic Thunder'

The merry-go-round has come full circle and we're back to this argument again. Kudos to actor/director Ben Stiller for sticking to his guns, and defending his movie.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

This Is What 10 Million Dollars Worth of Beef Looks Like

Pat LaFrieda's new dry aging room is the biggest in the world.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Scientists Suggest Drinking Pepsi and Coke Can Increase the Size of Your Testicles

A recent study conducted by Northwest Minzu University in China has found that yes, indeed. Drinking Pepsi and Coca-Cola can likely increase men's testosterone levels and testicle size.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Duke Fan Catfishes Louisville Basketball Player and Brings a Poster Print Out of Their DMs

College basketball fans are ruthless.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

'Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania' Is Just a More Expensive 'Spy Kids 3'

You’ve heard of cursed George Lopez, now get ready for cursed Corey Stoll.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Watch a Port-a-Potty Race a Jet Ski in the “Flat Out Friday Goofball” Race

Flat Out Friday is "an indoor flat track motorcycle race on a Dr. Pepper syrup coated concrete track." Welcome to America as it should be.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Give Your Beloved a Fishing License This Valentine's Day

Great news for people who have yet to get their significant other something special for Valentine’s Day because the Oklahoma Department of Conservation has a perfect gift idea for you, a fishing license.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Here Are All the Reasons Why People Really, Really Love Boobs

Last spring, one user may have pushed the r/NoStupidQuestions moniker to its existential limits, questioning why ”boob enjoyers” like tits so goddamn much.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Rihanna Announces She's Pregnant During Her Super Bowl Halftime Show

Rihanna announced her pregnancy during her halftime performance at the 57th Super Bowl.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

What Was Your 'It Can't Be That Easy - It Was That Easy' Life Lesson

Last week, Redditor u/UnoAboveAll took to the platform with a question for the patrons of r/askreddit “What was your ‘it can’t be that easy / it was that easy’ moment in your life?”

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Women On TikTok Are Using ‘Pink Canoe’ and ‘Brown Kayak’ to Give Advice about Sex and Health

Move over “unalive,” “seggs,” and the nearly Julia Fox-canceling “mascara,” it seems TikTok algospeak has taken a turn for the horny, with several users starting a unique discourse on watersports.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

The Backrooms YouTube Channel Is Getting a Feature Length Film

A24 is working with 17-year-old YouTuber Kane Parsons, to bring his 'Backrooms' YouTube shorts to the big screen.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Brock High School Basketball Team Has an All-Star Roster of Names

Welcome to Brock High School located in Brock, Texas.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Eve 6 Has the Best Punishment for When His Kids Don’t Do Their Chores

Nineties alt/rock band Eve 6, the masterminds behind such hits as Here's to the Night, Inside Out, and Anytime, may have just perfected the art of punishing your child.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

The Best Twitter Bots That Might Disappear This Week

Earlier this week, Twitter’s Dev team announced that the days of free Twitter API were numbered and that a paid option would be taking its place later this month.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm